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Twtd...banging yer own drum 07:55 - May 12 with 1259 viewsbluelagos

What is your finest post on Twtd?

Funny, cutting, insightful, whatever.

Mine was when we were rumoured to be signing a player called Mutton (and Reggie L was in our squad

I posted that if he signed and on debut accidently picked up the No 37 from the team shirt basket, he'd by "Mutton dressed as Lambe"

Been downhill ever since. What you got twtd?

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:29 - May 12 with 945 viewsEdwardStone

I think my Harry from Bath pastiche was a good 'un

It was reasonably well-received, including by Harry

Which was nice
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:33 - May 12 with 935 viewsKeno

Long time ago there was a discussion of the merits of ‘baby on board’ things in cars

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:33 - May 12 with 929 viewsbluelagos

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:29 - May 12 by EdwardStone

I think my Harry from Bath pastiche was a good 'un

It was reasonably well-received, including by Harry

Which was nice


You were Harry from Bath? If so, well played indeed.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:34 - May 12 with 923 viewsbluelagos

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:33 - May 12 by Keno

Long time ago there was a discussion of the merits of ‘baby on board’ things in cars

I suggested “princess on board” signs are useful for paparazzi in the event on an accident


pmsl

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:37 - May 12 with 919 viewshoppy

Not sure of any that particularly stand out… most of my posting is very much of the moment in quick response to other posts. I’m not sure I’ve particularly contributed much more than that.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:38 - May 12 with 912 viewsbluelagos

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:37 - May 12 by hoppy

Not sure of any that particularly stand out… most of my posting is very much of the moment in quick response to other posts. I’m not sure I’ve particularly contributed much more than that.


Er, surely meeting yer future wife might be worth a mention in the "best moment on Twtd" thread?


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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:44 - May 12 with 895 viewsgainsboroughblue

Predicting an injury time Sarmiento winner in game v Southampton.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:46 - May 12 with 894 viewsGavTWTD

The only one I can remember, although there are loads I'm sure, is that Phil suggested he would have "there's nothing in it" written on his gravestone, and I suggested it was because he wanted to be cremated. You had to be there really.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 10:13 - May 12 with 800 viewsNedPlimpton

I once had a tiny bit of def info on our team selection that I'd heard from a hairdresser who'd heard it from someone at the club. Turned out to be true, so my finest moment is still having a 100% Def info record. It's up there with never losing at home tbh
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 10:17 - May 12 with 773 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

All my best stuff gets vanished!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 10:22 - May 12 with 757 viewsleitrimblue

Many years ago I explained the importance of building a good solid sausage, bacon and black pudding barrier in order to separate yer bean juice from yer egg yolk in a fry. Groundbreaking stuff
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 10:31 - May 12 with 720 viewsEwan_Oozami

You're only as good as your last post......




said the Bandmaster to the bugler....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 10:35 - May 12 with 707 viewsBrianTablet

Cheese and def info merged into:

"When's Lee Dale going to sign?"

Makes up for some of the dross I post.

"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot."
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 11:14 - May 12 with 632 viewsEdwardStone

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:33 - May 12 by bluelagos

You were Harry from Bath? If so, well played indeed.


I wish

Noooo..... it was a parody of Harry from Bath's pre match briefing, trying to mimic his style

But about Harry from Bath
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 11:52 - May 12 with 555 viewsmellowblue

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 11:14 - May 12 by EdwardStone

I wish

Noooo..... it was a parody of Harry from Bath's pre match briefing, trying to mimic his style

But about Harry from Bath


No wonder he left !!
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 11:57 - May 12 with 537 viewsFrimleyBlue

I made a joke about someone being smarmy, it went down well

Waka Waka
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 12:35 - May 12 with 472 viewsBasingstokeBlue

When Dalai passed on, Gav organised a minute's silence (shutting TWTD down for that duration). A few seconds after it came back online I posted a poem for the occasion that I'd composed the night before. It seemed to have been well received.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:15 - May 12 with 398 viewsSwansea_Blue

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 11:14 - May 12 by EdwardStone

I wish

Noooo..... it was a parody of Harry from Bath's pre match briefing, trying to mimic his style

But about Harry from Bath


Whoever coined “busy f*****” deserves a special mention.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:28 - May 12 with 381 viewsRyorry

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:33 - May 12 by Keno

Long time ago there was a discussion of the merits of ‘baby on board’ things in cars

I suggested “princess on board” signs are useful for paparazzi in the event on an accident


When my old dog was still alive & went everywhere with me in the back of my Defender, I had a home-made yellow triangle on the rear window with the legend “Farting Dog On Board”.

Seemed to cheer many people up in traffic jams, we got loads of laughter, waves & tootin horns.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:43 - May 12 with 353 viewsSwansea_Blue

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:28 - May 12 by Ryorry

When my old dog was still alive & went everywhere with me in the back of my Defender, I had a home-made yellow triangle on the rear window with the legend “Farting Dog On Board”.

Seemed to cheer many people up in traffic jams, we got loads of laughter, waves & tootin horns.


Ah, the old blaming the dog trick

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:45 - May 12 with 347 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Sorry? There was further downhill to go?
From a Reggie Lambe joke?

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:50 - May 12 with 338 viewshoppy

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:38 - May 12 by bluelagos

Er, surely meeting yer future wife might be worth a mention in the "best moment on Twtd" thread?



Ooops... didn't even think of that!

Other moments that seem to have been met with a lot of support and kindness have been when I've posted my rambling thoughts from the cemetery car park on Christmas Day or birthdays etc. They've been very helpful to me and shown how special this place is with some good folks.

As well as the one you mentioned, that I'd forgotten to mention, are the number of awesome people that I've had the privilege to meet over the years - whether that having been meeting up for a pint in London, or having supermarket shopping dropped off at difficult times due to covid (from Waitrose, of course!!), meeting people in fanzone before or in Beatties after a match, or at the TWTD BBQ, or in pubs around Town or meeting up for lunch - particular mentions for those no longer with us - Dalai Farmer, JoeSoap, PJH. There really are so many moments or memories that could go on the list. I even remember that one time when I said something mildly amusing that someone thought was funny.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:51 - May 12 with 332 viewsSwansea_Blue

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 09:33 - May 12 by Keno

Long time ago there was a discussion of the merits of ‘baby on board’ things in cars

I suggested “princess on board” signs are useful for paparazzi in the event on an accident


The one of your’s that still makes me chuckle is the rumour that we were interested signing the Senegalese striker Bakka Denet (or something like that).

Simple things for simple minds.

Made up Transfer Speculation .... by Keno 14 Jan 14:21
surely its time to fill the news void so how about those highly amusing completely bull ..... speculations ....

TWTD understands Town have made enquiries about Senegal goal scoring wonder kids Bakke D'Nette

[Post edited 12 May 13:53]

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 14:00 - May 12 with 296 viewsEwan_Oozami

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:51 - May 12 by Swansea_Blue

The one of your’s that still makes me chuckle is the rumour that we were interested signing the Senegalese striker Bakka Denet (or something like that).

Simple things for simple minds.

Made up Transfer Speculation .... by Keno 14 Jan 14:21
surely its time to fill the news void so how about those highly amusing completely bull ..... speculations ....

TWTD understands Town have made enquiries about Senegal goal scoring wonder kids Bakke D'Nette

[Post edited 12 May 13:53]


Can't remember who it was now but they said we were in for Korean striker Lee Gwan when we got relegated from the Championship...

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 15:12 - May 12 with 249 viewsSwansea_Blue

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 14:00 - May 12 by Ewan_Oozami

Can't remember who it was now but they said we were in for Korean striker Lee Gwan when we got relegated from the Championship...


Little things like that make me chuckle. And farts. Farts make me chuckle too. I’m a child.

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