| Snoring issues 11:37 - Dec 15 with 9866 views | unbelievablue |
My girlfriend snores. It's terrible. It reminds me of one of Abellio's older locomotives, chuntering and spluttering through the hours of the night. Occasionally she slows down and quietens as if through an area of speed restriction, or even stopping entirely as if held at one of those provincial stations in South Essex. But then, inevitably, the hope is gone and with a snort and a rattle, the noise mercilessly begins again, the figurative train cannoning over sleepers (grrr) with the occasional arbitrary horn (cough) spoiling any consistent rhythm. At one point on this expedition through the land of nod, typically around 2am, she finally seems to settle on a 'comfortable' flow, as if passing Colchester and suddenly she's the 'non-stopping service' to London Liverpool Street and I've HOURS of this cacophonic cadence to deal with until the assuaging bliss of my radio alarm.
Er, anyway, any tips? It's worse when she's been drinking. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 11:39 - Dec 15 with 7356 views | Dyland |
Glue a couple of tennis balls to the back of her nightie. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 11:40 - Dec 15 with 7349 views | caught-in-limbo |
Get her to sleep on her side*.
*Because of the orientation of your stomach, it's best to sleep on your left side.
EDIT: BTW, girls don't snore. [Post edited 15 Dec 2017 11:41]
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| Snoring issues on 11:40 - Dec 15 with 7350 views | MedwayTractor |
She might be suffering from sleep apnoea. If so, she needs to get some medical advice. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 11:45 - Dec 15 with 7331 views | Lord_Lucan |
Lady Lucan is a nightmare. I do find though that it's worse when she is lying on her back and a quick nudge to get her on her side does seem to help.
Once they have woken a bit and turned round you have 8 minutes to get to sleep before they start snoring again. If they don't wake up then just get your todger out and threaten some sex action, that will make them shift. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 11:45 - Dec 15 with 7332 views | NewcyBlue |
MrsNewcy knows your pain
https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/383192/i-have-to-wear-a-mouth-guard-tonight
I snore, terribly. I have had complaints from people in adjacent hotel rooms. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 11:52 - Dec 15 with 7296 views | unbelievablue |
| Snoring issues on 11:45 - Dec 15 by Lord_Lucan |
Lady Lucan is a nightmare. I do find though that it's worse when she is lying on her back and a quick nudge to get her on her side does seem to help.
Once they have woken a bit and turned round you have 8 minutes to get to sleep before they start snoring again. If they don't wake up then just get your todger out and threaten some sex action, that will make them shift. |
What's sex? | |
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| Snoring issues on 11:58 - Dec 15 with 7285 views | clive_baker |
Break up with her and date someone who doesn't snore. There are loads of them out there. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 12:09 - Dec 15 with 7262 views | giant_stow |
I snore, even on my side - mrs ullaa is only 5ft tall but she packs a mighty punch. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 12:11 - Dec 15 with 7252 views | GlasgowBlue |
Do you love her? Do you see a future with her? If not then kick her into touch and get one that doesn't snore. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 12:40 - Dec 15 with 7204 views | Portwoman |
Mr PW had similar issues but the problem has been greatly reduced by me using a sinus rinse before bed (although not normally a remedy for snoring). It's harmless, so maybe worth a try. |  | | |
| Snoring issues on 12:50 - Dec 15 with 7177 views | The_Romford_Blue |
There's always the option of the bus replacement |  |
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| Snoring issues on 12:52 - Dec 15 with 7174 views | baxterbasics |
I am consigned to the sofa lately for the same reason, and we think it is sleep apnea but I have been stalling on going to the docs. I know what it means, a flipping sleep study. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 13:26 - Dec 15 with 7119 views | Throbbe |
Mine was so obnoxious I had an op on my nose. I now have a constantly running nose and sniff every 5 seconds without noticing I'm doing it. I think Mrs Throbbe would happily have the snoring back. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 14:06 - Dec 15 with 7088 views | itfcjoe |
Since I've been a lot more active my snoring has got better (apparently), so may be a lifestyle thing that can be done to improve it - although that isn't much help for you.
I used to have to sleep on my side as was quieter then (again apparently) |  |
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| Snoring issues on 14:08 - Dec 15 with 7079 views | SpruceMoose |
A hammer on the nightstand, just as motivation to not snore, works wonders. |  |
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| Snoring issues on 14:08 - Dec 15 with 7079 views | stickymockwell |
| Snoring issues on 12:09 - Dec 15 by giant_stow |
I snore, even on my side - mrs ullaa is only 5ft tall but she packs a mighty punch. |
That's because she has REALLY big hands |  |
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| Snoring issues on 14:21 - Dec 15 with 7055 views | J2BLUE |
Are you sure it isn't just the air slowly coming out? |  |
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| Snoring issues on 14:39 - Dec 15 with 7026 views | NewcyBlue |
| Snoring issues on 14:21 - Dec 15 by J2BLUE |
Are you sure it isn't just the air slowly coming out? |
Don’t have that problem with Alexa these days eh mate? | |
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| Snoring issues on 14:40 - Dec 15 with 7021 views | chicoazul |
That's weird, she doesn't round mine.
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| Snoring issues on 14:51 - Dec 15 with 7003 views | J2BLUE |
| Snoring issues on 14:39 - Dec 15 by NewcyBlue |
Don’t have that problem with Alexa these days eh mate? |
You're going to look so stupid if she turns out to be a 23 year old Russian model. | |
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| Snoring issues on 14:52 - Dec 15 with 7001 views | NewcyBlue |
| Snoring issues on 14:51 - Dec 15 by J2BLUE |
You're going to look so stupid if she turns out to be a 23 year old Russian model. |
I echo that.... | |
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| Snoring issues on 15:42 - Dec 15 with 6956 views | Colin_Viljoen |
| Snoring issues on 12:52 - Dec 15 by baxterbasics |
I am consigned to the sofa lately for the same reason, and we think it is sleep apnea but I have been stalling on going to the docs. I know what it means, a flipping sleep study. |
I wouldn't go down that street, for a start you will have to give up driving until you are given a machine to help your breathing, then you need to have a verified history of using the machine, before you can get your licence back! |  | | |
| Snoring issues on 15:55 - Dec 15 with 6938 views | unbelievablue |
| Snoring issues on 12:11 - Dec 15 by GlasgowBlue |
Do you love her? Do you see a future with her? If not then kick her into touch and get one that doesn't snore. |
Assume yes and yes, given I'm asking the question. | |
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| Snoring issues on 15:59 - Dec 15 with 6932 views | J2BLUE |
| Snoring issues on 15:42 - Dec 15 by Colin_Viljoen |
I wouldn't go down that street, for a start you will have to give up driving until you are given a machine to help your breathing, then you need to have a verified history of using the machine, before you can get your licence back! |
My mum was given a machine. She didn't have to stop driving or prove she had used it. | |
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| Snoring issues on 16:00 - Dec 15 with 6931 views | unbelievablue |
| Snoring issues on 14:06 - Dec 15 by itfcjoe |
Since I've been a lot more active my snoring has got better (apparently), so may be a lifestyle thing that can be done to improve it - although that isn't much help for you.
I used to have to sleep on my side as was quieter then (again apparently) |
She's ludicrously active - think it might be something to do with her room as never have the issue to the same degree at my place. | |
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