Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match 20:52 - Nov 7 with 26822 views | TRUE_BLUE123 | Have fully nicked this off Ipswich Fanzone twitter, but it had me laughing. So I decided to bring it to TWTD. Home or Away game.. fire away | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 21:00 - Nov 7 with 11581 views | factual_blue | I remember somebody on here posting that they heard a regular shout of BREXIT!!! every time Bart fumbled the ball. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 05:32 - Nov 8 with 11290 views | Wacko | v Sunderland. PA: "Would Harry Smith go to the ticket office, as he has his friend's ticket" The entire stadium: "Harry Smith, what a w*nker, what a w*nker" | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 06:46 - Nov 8 with 11200 views | bluelagos | V Brizzle City mid to late 80s. They had a forward called Bobby Taylor. They were losing and when he came on, they were very happy showing encouraging him with a loud rendition of "Super, super Bob....super Bobby Taylor" Few minutes in and he took one right in the privates. He was laid out flat with the magic sponge being applied to his gonads, clearly in agony when the North stand gave a rendition of "Super, super bob...Bobby's got no bol1ocks" Quickly followed by "Stayed in the dugout..." Fgger still got the equaliser. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 06:55 - Nov 8 with 11173 views | monytowbray | There’s a bloke near me in S5 who shouted OHHHH SAUSAGE FOOT at an opposition goal kick once. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 09:27 - Nov 8 with 10970 views | SamWhiteUK | Home game years back, Rob Earnshaw playing against us, usual chants of "Earnshaw's an alien" He scores, guy a couple of rows in front looks THOROUGHLY p*ssed off Starts up on his own when it goes quiet, "you're still an alien" | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 09:45 - Nov 8 with 10930 views | carlisleaway |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 09:27 - Nov 8 by SamWhiteUK | Home game years back, Rob Earnshaw playing against us, usual chants of "Earnshaw's an alien" He scores, guy a couple of rows in front looks THOROUGHLY p*ssed off Starts up on his own when it goes quiet, "you're still an alien" |
Remember the song sung by the North when Jason Dozzell returned to Portman Road with Spurs, shall we just say it ruined his day and we won 3-0 in the FA Cup. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 09:57 - Nov 8 with 10913 views | MedwayTractor | Here's a couple from years ago: One: Ted Phillips was hit in the groin from close range. In those days, the trainer's equipment was little more than a bucket of cold water and a sponge. Jimmy Forsyth (for it was he) came sprinting on to the pitch, bucket swinging and water going everywhere. When he reached the poor unfortunate doubled-up Ted, Jimmy grabbed the front of Ted's shorts and stuffed the cold, dripping sponge into the shorts, in the approximate location of Ted's injured wedding tackle and attempted a massage. The instant response from the crowd was "Don't rub 'em, count 'em" Two: Not a shout from the crowd, but had everybody (except one man) in stitches. It is from one of those balmy Saturday afternoons in the early weeks of the season and a Tannoy announcement went something like this: "Will Mr ........ of ........ please go to the ..... car park, where his ice cream kiosk is on fire." | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:05 - Nov 8 with 10869 views | clive_baker | Not overly funny if you weren't there but one that's often repeated amongst my mates, especially when watching games and the referee makes a dubious call. I think it was amplified by the really strong Suffolk accent, relatively old boy in the North stand a number of years back stood up near us when a decision went the other way and shouted "REFEREE, YOU'RE A F**ING LIZARD". Lizard! | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:35 - Nov 8 with 10816 views | SamWhiteUK |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:05 - Nov 8 by clive_baker | Not overly funny if you weren't there but one that's often repeated amongst my mates, especially when watching games and the referee makes a dubious call. I think it was amplified by the really strong Suffolk accent, relatively old boy in the North stand a number of years back stood up near us when a decision went the other way and shouted "REFEREE, YOU'RE A F**ING LIZARD". Lizard! |
You've just reminded me of another one. This kid was yelling "the referee's a w*nker" throughout the whole game. A steward came and told him, if you don't shut up, you're going to be removed. Next bad call, the kid shouts "The referee's a wwwwwwwwwwwIZARD", hanging on to the 'w' to keep people in suspense and then blurting out IZARD! He got removed. We all chanted "cheerio, cheerio..." as he went, and he smiled and waved back | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:38 - Nov 8 with 10802 views | chicoazul | "Don't pass it to Deehan he'll swallow it" | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 11:13 - Nov 8 with 10727 views | monytowbray |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:35 - Nov 8 by SamWhiteUK | You've just reminded me of another one. This kid was yelling "the referee's a w*nker" throughout the whole game. A steward came and told him, if you don't shut up, you're going to be removed. Next bad call, the kid shouts "The referee's a wwwwwwwwwwwIZARD", hanging on to the 'w' to keep people in suspense and then blurting out IZARD! He got removed. We all chanted "cheerio, cheerio..." as he went, and he smiled and waved back |
This is glorious. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 11:18 - Nov 8 with 10719 views | solemio |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:35 - Nov 8 by SamWhiteUK | You've just reminded me of another one. This kid was yelling "the referee's a w*nker" throughout the whole game. A steward came and told him, if you don't shut up, you're going to be removed. Next bad call, the kid shouts "The referee's a wwwwwwwwwwwIZARD", hanging on to the 'w' to keep people in suspense and then blurting out IZARD! He got removed. We all chanted "cheerio, cheerio..." as he went, and he smiled and waved back |
I bet he went on to do well in life. At which gaol is he currently residing? Or for which constituency is he currently a candidate? | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 11:37 - Nov 8 with 10690 views | Wickets |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 05:32 - Nov 8 by Wacko | v Sunderland. PA: "Would Harry Smith go to the ticket office, as he has his friend's ticket" The entire stadium: "Harry Smith, what a w*nker, what a w*nker" |
Yes V Sunderland in the Premier league , shortly before Titus scored . I remember it well . | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:04 - Nov 8 with 10644 views | Blue_Order | At the derby once, some fella in the North Stand kept screaming “ROBERT” at Rob Green over and over until he finally turned around. Fella then shouted at him “I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, YOU PRICK. I READ YOUR GAS METER” | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:06 - Nov 8 with 10634 views | hatch | Not so much funniest thing I've heard shouted but season before last some guy near us shouted 'Referee! You c**t!'. A kid with his Dad nearby said "The referee can't what, Dad?" What can't the referee do?" | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:14 - Nov 8 with 10596 views | jontysnut |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:06 - Nov 8 by hatch | Not so much funniest thing I've heard shouted but season before last some guy near us shouted 'Referee! You c**t!'. A kid with his Dad nearby said "The referee can't what, Dad?" What can't the referee do?" |
years ago a bloke shouted ' you snot gobbling c**t' at a player, a term of abuse I still deploy to this day.. I still laugh at my dad shouting WINDY! anytime someone skies the ball | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:16 - Nov 8 with 10585 views | Slambo |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 06:55 - Nov 8 by monytowbray | There’s a bloke near me in S5 who shouted OHHHH SAUSAGE FOOT at an opposition goal kick once. |
I'll claim that one buh | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:17 - Nov 8 with 10587 views | philwhelansdegree | Not a Ipswich game, but Lowestoft Town had a player in the 90's called Lee Pike. He committed a bad foul and as the referee got his notebook out to take his name, someone in the crowd shouted 'don't tell him Pike'. One for the Dad's Army fans! | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:18 - Nov 8 with 10577 views | Reuser_is_God |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:14 - Nov 8 by jontysnut | years ago a bloke shouted ' you snot gobbling c**t' at a player, a term of abuse I still deploy to this day.. I still laugh at my dad shouting WINDY! anytime someone skies the ball |
Closer to the station! | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:22 - Nov 8 with 10554 views | mrshallisfit |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:16 - Nov 8 by Slambo | I'll claim that one buh |
I have felt guilty about this every since but I once shouted out "Harpoon the b#stard" to a very portly majoreete girl performing at half-time. | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:23 - Nov 8 with 10555 views | Reuser_is_God | Last season I told Costel Pantillimon to clean my car. Shoot me. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:23 - Nov 8 with 10553 views | BLUEBEAT | My brother shouted “SAUSAGE LEGS” at Ian Marshall. He did turn around to see who shouted it or indeed to see if it was directed at him. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:24 - Nov 8 with 10547 views | BLUEBEAT |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 06:55 - Nov 8 by monytowbray | There’s a bloke near me in S5 who shouted OHHHH SAUSAGE FOOT at an opposition goal kick once. |
Amazing. I had a sausage story too. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:40 - Nov 8 with 10501 views | Superblue95 | I always laugh when I think of the time we thrashed Sheff Weds on the opening game of the season (07/08?) and loads of people started chanting “4-0 and your house is wet” because there was bad floods in Yorkshire at the time. Another mildly funny one was home to Wednesday again a few years later and Keiran Westwood got injured. When it was announced he was due to be replaced by Adam Wildsmith the whole North Stand seemed to turn to the person next to them and say “who?” About 5 seconds later as he ran towards his goal it broke into a chant of “who the f*cking hell are you?” | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 12:59 - Nov 8 with 10439 views | DBaldy | When we played Newcastle in the Prem there was an opera singer who performed at half time. When they finished, the Geordies immediately shouted "you're not singing any more". Factually correct and funny at the same time. | | | |
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