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Worst UK accent. 08:28 - Feb 7 with 23738 viewsartsbossbeard

I was always utterly convinced that it was Brum until this new lad from Stoke started working in my team.

There's another chap in my team called Richard that he somehow pronounces "wretched", which makes me a lot angrier than it really should.

Is Stoke the UK winner?

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Worst UK accent. on 08:40 - Feb 7 with 7008 viewsHerbivore

West Country for me. They all sound like they got kicked in the head by a donkey as children.

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Worst UK accent. on 08:46 - Feb 7 with 6998 viewsDanTheMan

Dudley.

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Worst UK accent. on 08:52 - Feb 7 with 6964 viewsPJH

Worst UK accent. on 08:46 - Feb 7 by DanTheMan

Dudley.


I don't think ABB said what his name was.
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Worst UK accent. on 08:55 - Feb 7 with 6944 viewsSwansea_Blue

Laarndan innit. Big place I know, but certain parts have the laziest accent out there.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:00 - Feb 7 with 6927 viewsDubtractor

Worst UK accent. on 08:55 - Feb 7 by Swansea_Blue

Laarndan innit. Big place I know, but certain parts have the laziest accent out there.


Worst is anyone from Essex doing that exaggerated mockney nonsense.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:02 - Feb 7 with 6897 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Worst UK accent. on 09:00 - Feb 7 by Dubtractor

Worst is anyone from Essex doing that exaggerated mockney nonsense.


It is what it is!

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Worst UK accent. on 09:02 - Feb 7 with 6906 viewsSwansea_Blue

Worst UK accent. on 09:00 - Feb 7 by Dubtractor

Worst is anyone from Essex doing that exaggerated mockney nonsense.


Horrendous. I prefer scouse to that

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Worst UK accent. on 09:19 - Feb 7 with 6850 viewsParamedic

A broad Suffolk accent is one of the most stupidest accents out there, and before I get slated I am from Suffolk.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:21 - Feb 7 with 6844 viewsCoastalblue

Either scouse, or that mock West Indian way that a lot of kids have adopted, many of whom live in executive style houses in the commuter belt.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:26 - Feb 7 with 6828 viewsm14_blue

Stoke certainly isn't great but Hull and Derby pip it for me.
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Worst UK accent. on 09:28 - Feb 7 with 6816 viewsPecker

Bristol accent is very stupid sounding.
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Worst UK accent. on 09:31 - Feb 7 with 6797 viewsElephantintheRoom

Not strictly UK but hon doot tabbley Northern Ireland

I also think the prisoners we sent to our penal colonies in Virginia and Australia have lost the ability to speak the queen's english.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:32 - Feb 7 with 6789 viewsHalf_Idiot

Worst UK accent. on 09:00 - Feb 7 by Dubtractor

Worst is anyone from Essex doing that exaggerated mockney nonsense.


I was going to say scouse but this is much worse!

What i find the most vile about it is when I visit family in Colchester and all the people I went to school with and haven't seen in years have suddenly started talking like they're on Towie!!! Makes me so glad I left that hell hole!
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Worst UK accent. on 09:34 - Feb 7 with 6788 viewschicoazul

I suppose it's not really an "accent" as such but that garbled Grime-inspired patois spoken by it seems everyone under the age of 25 in England is awful, especially when it's Josh or Sally from rural Cornwall sounding like they are part of the Peel Dem Crew.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:36 - Feb 7 with 6774 viewsm14_blue

Worst UK accent. on 09:31 - Feb 7 by ElephantintheRoom

Not strictly UK but hon doot tabbley Northern Ireland

I also think the prisoners we sent to our penal colonies in Virginia and Australia have lost the ability to speak the queen's english.


That is UK
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Worst UK accent. on 09:36 - Feb 7 with 6772 viewsfactual_blue

Worst UK accent. on 08:46 - Feb 7 by DanTheMan

Dudley.


Tipton is worse.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:38 - Feb 7 with 6756 viewsfactual_blue

Worst UK accent. on 09:36 - Feb 7 by m14_blue

That is UK
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Not for much longer....

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Worst UK accent. on 09:49 - Feb 7 with 6705 viewsNthQldITFC

Don't know any UK ones, but I have always been irritated by the Umlaut. Just a lazy colon, as far as I am concerned.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:52 - Feb 7 with 6687 viewschicoazul

Worst UK accent. on 09:49 - Feb 7 by NthQldITFC

Don't know any UK ones, but I have always been irritated by the Umlaut. Just a lazy colon, as far as I am concerned.


Yew know a tirrible iccent? Kiwis brah. Yis.

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Worst UK accent. on 09:56 - Feb 7 with 6668 viewsfooters

Worst UK accent. on 09:34 - Feb 7 by chicoazul

I suppose it's not really an "accent" as such but that garbled Grime-inspired patois spoken by it seems everyone under the age of 25 in England is awful, especially when it's Josh or Sally from rural Cornwall sounding like they are part of the Peel Dem Crew.



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Worst UK accent. on 09:59 - Feb 7 with 6663 viewstractordownsouth

Brummie, Essex and West Country. And I say that as a West Country resident myself (who doesn’t have an accent)

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Worst UK accent. on 09:59 - Feb 7 with 6658 viewschicoazul

Worst UK accent. on 09:56 - Feb 7 by footers



To be fair my man there with the fringe has quite good flow.

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Worst UK accent. on 10:02 - Feb 7 with 6651 viewsNthQldITFC

Worst UK accent. on 09:52 - Feb 7 by chicoazul

Yew know a tirrible iccent? Kiwis brah. Yis.


Good fush un chups but.

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Worst UK accent. on 10:07 - Feb 7 with 6631 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Worst UK accent. on 08:46 - Feb 7 by DanTheMan

Dudley.


We am voting for Doodlee too, we am.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Worst UK accent. on 10:16 - Feb 7 with 6612 viewsfactual_blue

Worst UK accent. on 10:07 - Feb 7 by StochesStotasBlewe

We am voting for Doodlee too, we am.


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