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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... 16:28 - Jan 11 with 1264 viewsclive_baker

But I can't remember the last time I saw a neighbour outside his or her home cleaning the car. Has it completely died out now, are we all too lazy?

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:32 - Jan 11 with 1045 viewsbluelagos

Just too lazy. Lots of cheap hand washes around too who do a much better job.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:33 - Jan 11 with 1034 viewsEwan_Oozami

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:32 - Jan 11 by bluelagos

Just too lazy. Lots of cheap hand washes around too who do a much better job.


Are they considered key workers?

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:35 - Jan 11 with 1025 viewsFixed_It

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:33 - Jan 11 by Ewan_Oozami

Are they considered key workers?


Depends if you leave them your keys or not.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:36 - Jan 11 with 1018 viewshoppy

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:32 - Jan 11 by bluelagos

Just too lazy. Lots of cheap hand washes around too who do a much better job.


They're currently closed, though.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:36 - Jan 11 with 1020 viewsFtnfwest

you weren't in my road on saturday then!
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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:52 - Jan 11 with 974 viewsbluelagos

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:36 - Jan 11 by hoppy

They're currently closed, though.


What? They were open in lockdown 1 - the one on Wherstead Rd was anyway - for drive through only.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:54 - Jan 11 with 968 viewsBlue_Order

A bloke on my street seems to wash his motor every other day. He’s always out there, sponge in hand.
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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:06 - Jan 11 with 930 viewsMeadowlark

The bloke next door cleans his car every week.
I clean mine once a year whether it needs it or not
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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:15 - Jan 11 with 901 viewsHerbivore

Who cleans their own car???

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:16 - Jan 11 with 887 viewsjeera

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:06 - Jan 11 by Meadowlark

The bloke next door cleans his car every week.
I clean mine once a year whether it needs it or not


Likewise.

The pressure washer comes out sometime around June/July and then gets put away for another year.

I like to keep on top of these things.

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One of my neighbours cleans his..... on 17:18 - Jan 11 with 880 viewsBloots

....white BMW and his white Mercedes every week.

I live in Essex.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:32 - Jan 11 with 827 viewshoppy

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 16:54 - Jan 11 by Blue_Order

A bloke on my street seems to wash his motor every other day. He’s always out there, sponge in hand.


I reckon he's just a sponger.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:35 - Jan 11 with 817 viewsBlue_Order

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:15 - Jan 11 by Herbivore

Who cleans their own car???


Peasants.
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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:39 - Jan 11 with 801 viewsgordon

Only time I've ever cleaned a car was when I took my Vauxhall Cavalier into the car wash at the petrol station to see what it was like (bored teenager) and didn't know you had to push the wing mirrors in. I sat in the car wash and watched one wing mirror, then the other, get pinged off. Afterwards I picked up the bits and gaffer taped them back on. Great times.
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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:50 - Jan 11 with 773 viewsjeera

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:39 - Jan 11 by gordon

Only time I've ever cleaned a car was when I took my Vauxhall Cavalier into the car wash at the petrol station to see what it was like (bored teenager) and didn't know you had to push the wing mirrors in. I sat in the car wash and watched one wing mirror, then the other, get pinged off. Afterwards I picked up the bits and gaffer taped them back on. Great times.


I once pulled up at a furniture store just behind the garage on Tayfen Road, Bury, to say hi to the friends who ran it, only to find 3 of them falling about all over the place outside.

I could barely get any sense from any of them, there were tears of absolute joy.

Apparently just before I'd pulled up some bloke had parked his car inside the car wash and walked back out to put the token in the meter. Instead of just doing it through the window on the way in as normal.

He'd then proceeded to try to get back into his car as the wash was already starting itself up.

They said he was trying to open his door and one of the rollers had him trapped and kept slapping him around the face.

He's there getting drenched and each time he tried to turn back the other way he was getting slapped.

They said he finally sort of managed to crawl out covered in all suds..

I was gutted I'd missed it.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 17:55 - Jan 11 with 756 viewsNthQldITFC

Why have they still got a car? That's so pre-Covid.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:05 - Jan 11 with 724 viewsstrikalite

Neighbour spends 3 hours cleaning his car, even the numbers plates come off, his garage is full of products, he took it for a service a while back, highlighted all the parts that needed changing with a highlighter pen ,oh he's thorough, I said to him "they clean it too for you don't they?"...to which he replied whilst ringing out the shammy leather "yeah, but not to my standards"..
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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:08 - Jan 11 with 711 viewsDubtractor

I have some Romanian lads clean mine. Pay a tenner to them every month or so, or do it myself - its a no brainer really.

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:23 - Jan 11 with 690 viewsKeno

I got a hand job in the local garden centre park last week

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:24 - Jan 11 with 684 viewshoppy

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:23 - Jan 11 by Keno

I got a hand job in the local garden centre park last week


Nice.
You don't even have a car, do you?

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:27 - Jan 11 with 676 viewsWarkystache

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:24 - Jan 11 by hoppy

Nice.
You don't even have a car, do you?


Or a garden....

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:35 - Jan 11 with 654 viewsfactual_blue

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:23 - Jan 11 by Keno

I got a hand job in the local garden centre park last week


Just a wash & wax, or did you get a hoover over your upholstery as well?

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One of my neighbours cleans his..... on 18:42 - Jan 11 with 647 viewseireblue

One of my neighbours cleans his..... on 17:18 - Jan 11 by Bloots

....white BMW and his white Mercedes every week.

I live in Essex.


Reminded of an ancient Irish proverb.

It is a poor man that washes his own Porsche.
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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:44 - Jan 11 with 637 viewsbluelagos

I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 18:23 - Jan 11 by Keno

I got a hand job in the local garden centre park last week


Did this involve anyone else or was it a solo endeavour?

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I appreciate it's not the weather for it... on 19:08 - Jan 11 with 604 viewsronnyd

Did mine a couple of weeks ago, it's bloody filthy again.
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