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Constituents of a "Full English"..... 17:34 - Sep 23 with 4952 viewsBloots

....should be:

Fried Egg (not poached or scrambled)
Bacon (back not streaky)
Sausage (preferably pork)
Mushrooms (fried)
Baked beans
Tomato (halved and grilled, at a push fried)
Fried Bread (not toast)

Plus a cup of tea.

Anything else is wrong, you idiots.


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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:21 - Sep 23 with 1525 viewschicoazul

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 by ChiefXL

Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un


Correct.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:21 - Sep 23 with 1524 viewsFtnfwest

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 by ChiefXL

Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un


And white pudding
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:23 - Sep 23 with 1518 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Is there a vegetarian option?

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:23 - Sep 23 with 1523 viewsSwansea_Blue

That’s a full continental:

Bacon from Denmark
Mushrooms from Poland
Baked beans from N America
Tomato from the Netherlands

And tea from India


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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:23 - Sep 23 with 1516 viewsMullet

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:23 - Sep 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

Is there a vegetarian option?


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Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:24 - Sep 23 with 1515 viewsleitrimblue

Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:12 - Sep 23 by Bloots

...dependent on gut size.

Personally I'd probably go one egg, with two rashers and one sausage.

But alternative portion sizes are totally acceptable.

(baked beans must be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot)


Beans should be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot but they should also be kept well away from egg yoke by a strong sausage barrier
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:24 - Sep 23 with 1512 viewsRyorry

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:23 - Sep 23 by Swansea_Blue

That’s a full continental:

Bacon from Denmark
Mushrooms from Poland
Baked beans from N America
Tomato from the Netherlands

And tea from India



On a separate plate, toast with dripping from Norwich.
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This thread isn't for your type, Herbs. (n/t) on 18:45 - Sep 23 with 1486 viewsHerbivore

This thread isn't for your type, Herbs. (n/t) on 18:12 - Sep 23 by Bloots



Don't even get me started on the lack of scrambled tofu.

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Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:46 - Sep 23 with 1479 viewsDubtractor

Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:12 - Sep 23 by Bloots

...dependent on gut size.

Personally I'd probably go one egg, with two rashers and one sausage.

But alternative portion sizes are totally acceptable.

(baked beans must be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot)


Amen to rejecting the stupid little pots.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:55 - Sep 23 with 1473 viewsBluefish

The sky generation will cry about hadh browns

The classy will point our

Eggs should be poached
Mushrooms should be chestnut
Fried bread should be brown toast

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By "classy" I assume you mean.... on 19:02 - Sep 23 with 1460 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:55 - Sep 23 by Bluefish

The sky generation will cry about hadh browns

The classy will point our

Eggs should be poached
Mushrooms should be chestnut
Fried bread should be brown toast


...."pretentious attention seeker"?

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:09 - Sep 23 with 1454 viewsBlueBadger

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:55 - Sep 23 by Bluefish

The sky generation will cry about hadh browns

The classy will point our

Eggs should be poached
Mushrooms should be chestnut
Fried bread should be brown toast


What Guardian reading poncey nonsense is this?

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By "classy" I assume you mean.... on 19:09 - Sep 23 with 1452 viewsBlueBadger

By "classy" I assume you mean.... on 19:02 - Sep 23 by Bloots

...."pretentious attention seeker"?


His earlier material about Paul Lambert was definitely his best.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:12 - Sep 23 with 1450 viewsWeWereZombies

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:21 - Sep 23 by Ftnfwest

And white pudding


And fruit pudding.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:31 - Sep 23 with 1435 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Whilst I admit I'm wrong I'm not having the mushrooms, they are evil. Nor the tomato, I don't like them grilled and you can't have them any other way with a full English.

I would say it should come with fried bread and toast. Why does it need to be a choice?

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By "classy" I assume you mean.... on 19:40 - Sep 23 with 1424 viewsBluefish

By "classy" I assume you mean.... on 19:02 - Sep 23 by Bloots

...."pretentious attention seeker"?


Everything on there makes it taste better. I would also chose to grill the sausages and the bacon

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:42 - Sep 23 with 1419 viewsBluefish

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:09 - Sep 23 by BlueBadger

What Guardian reading poncey nonsense is this?


It goes better than that, when presented the choice I go for eggs royale (with spinach and mushrooms as well). I also make this at home regularly and haven't made a full English in years because of it. I have had 3 full Englishes in the past 10 days though due to hotel stays

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:46 - Sep 23 with 1416 viewsLegendofthePhoenix

marry me Bloots
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:51 - Sep 23 with 1408 viewsNBVJohn

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:59 - Sep 23 by Blue_Order

Can’t take this thread seriously with the hash brown omission. He must be at it.


Sauté Potatoes NEVER Hash Browns.

I am prepared to accept Black Pudding as an option. Sometimes I do, sometimes not.
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:52 - Sep 23 with 1408 viewsBlueBadger

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:11 - Sep 23 by Herbivore

Fried bread is disgusting stuff.


If it weren't fort he presence of mushrooms it would be the Morrissey/Battenberg of the breakfast plate.

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Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 19:55 - Sep 23 with 1403 viewsNBVJohn

Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:24 - Sep 23 by leitrimblue

Beans should be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot but they should also be kept well away from egg yoke by a strong sausage barrier


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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:02 - Sep 23 with 1394 viewsjas0999

What is wrong with a poached egg?

Hash brown not being on the list is disappointing.

But fried bread is spot on no toast.
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Nothing wrong with poached.... on 20:10 - Sep 23 with 1390 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:02 - Sep 23 by jas0999

What is wrong with a poached egg?

Hash brown not being on the list is disappointing.

But fried bread is spot on no toast.


....just not on a full English.

Fried only.

Ideally with a runny yolk and slightly brown bits around the edge.

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Nothing wrong with poached.... on 20:12 - Sep 23 with 1385 viewsWeWereZombies

Nothing wrong with poached.... on 20:10 - Sep 23 by Bloots

....just not on a full English.

Fried only.

Ideally with a runny yolk and slightly brown bits around the edge.


I guess having one of those waffle things drowning in maple syrup on the plate is a bit iffy then?

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:13 - Sep 23 with 1384 viewschicoazul

Bubble and squeak

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