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Constituents of a "Full English"..... 17:34 - Sep 23 with 5056 viewsBloots

....should be:

Fried Egg (not poached or scrambled)
Bacon (back not streaky)
Sausage (preferably pork)
Mushrooms (fried)
Baked beans
Tomato (halved and grilled, at a push fried)
Fried Bread (not toast)

Plus a cup of tea.

Anything else is wrong, you idiots.


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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:14 - Sep 23 with 718 viewsVic

Correct, apart from it needing 2 fried eggs, 2 sausages and more than one rasher of bacon.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:20 - Sep 23 with 706 viewsSwansea_Blue

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:14 - Sep 23 by Vic

Correct, apart from it needing 2 fried eggs, 2 sausages and more than one rasher of bacon.


And what sort of wuss has a cup of tea with breakfast? It has to be a mug, preferably a pint one. Breakfast is a serious thing, not some sort of Women’s Institute tea morning.

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Nothing wrong with poached.... on 20:26 - Sep 23 with 705 viewsCoastalblue

Nothing wrong with poached.... on 20:10 - Sep 23 by Bloots

....just not on a full English.

Fried only.

Ideally with a runny yolk and slightly brown bits around the edge.


Agree on the eggs, should be runny but with a brown lacey fringe around the edges.

However this is just a 'part' English without black pudding, you're spouting nonsense to aggravate but getting it almost right so it doesn't look like trolling.

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Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 20:31 - Sep 23 with 697 viewsPlums

Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:46 - Sep 23 by Dubtractor

Amen to rejecting the stupid little pots.


On anything. Put. The. Food. On. The. Plate

A breakfast without black pudding is a crime.
No place for hash browns - American nonsense.
Toast and fried bread. Where do you put your jam to finish if there’s no toast?
[Post edited 23 Sep 2021 20:34]

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:34 - Sep 23 with 693 viewsfarkenhell

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 19:42 - Sep 23 by Bluefish

It goes better than that, when presented the choice I go for eggs royale (with spinach and mushrooms as well). I also make this at home regularly and haven't made a full English in years because of it. I have had 3 full Englishes in the past 10 days though due to hotel stays


eggs what?????
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:36 - Sep 23 with 696 viewsBlueBadger

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:20 - Sep 23 by Swansea_Blue

And what sort of wuss has a cup of tea with breakfast? It has to be a mug, preferably a pint one. Breakfast is a serious thing, not some sort of Women’s Institute tea morning.


For maximum points, one of those fooking great big Sports Direct ones.

With tannin staining all round.
[Post edited 23 Sep 2021 22:54]

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Ahem.... on 20:36 - Sep 23 with 694 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:20 - Sep 23 by Swansea_Blue

And what sort of wuss has a cup of tea with breakfast? It has to be a mug, preferably a pint one. Breakfast is a serious thing, not some sort of Women’s Institute tea morning.


Tea, strong and ideally..... by Bloots 23 Sep 2021 18:02
....served in a plain white mug.

We aren't Americans.


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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:40 - Sep 23 with 687 viewsKeno

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:36 - Sep 23 by BlueBadger

For maximum points, one of those fooking great big Sports Direct ones.

With tannin staining all round.
[Post edited 23 Sep 2021 22:54]


and lots of sugar

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:46 - Sep 23 with 667 viewsBluefish

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:34 - Sep 23 by farkenhell

eggs what?????


Toated muffin
Smoked Salmon
Hollandaise
Poached egg

I add spinach and chestnut mushrooms
[Post edited 23 Sep 2021 20:47]

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:47 - Sep 23 with 670 viewsHerbivore

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:46 - Sep 23 by Bluefish

Toated muffin
Smoked Salmon
Hollandaise
Poached egg

I add spinach and chestnut mushrooms
[Post edited 23 Sep 2021 20:47]


And what does your husband have?

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:47 - Sep 23 with 660 viewsBluefish

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:47 - Sep 23 by Herbivore

And what does your husband have?


Don't knock it until you've tried it. Or the breakfast

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:49 - Sep 23 with 658 viewsfarkenhell

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:47 - Sep 23 by Herbivore

And what does your husband have?


I realise that it's not very PC at all. But I'm sitting here, giggling like a child!
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Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 20:59 - Sep 23 with 639 viewsWeekender

Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:24 - Sep 23 by leitrimblue

Beans should be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot but they should also be kept well away from egg yoke by a strong sausage barrier


"strong sausage barrier" is a much underused phrase

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Ahem.... on 21:01 - Sep 23 with 628 viewsSwansea_Blue

Ahem.... on 20:36 - Sep 23 by Bloots

Tea, strong and ideally..... by Bloots 23 Sep 2021 18:02
....served in a plain white mug.

We aren't Americans.



Balls

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 21:52 - Sep 23 with 576 viewsscotdoc

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:13 - Sep 23 by chicoazul

Bubble and squeak


Whilst I appreciate this is an English breakfast,the daddy of them all is tattie scones instead of effin hash browns,the tattie scone is the daddy of them all
Nuff said 😁
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 22:00 - Sep 23 with 563 viewsNBVJohn

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 20:13 - Sep 23 by chicoazul

Bubble and squeak


Good call - the Boxing Day special edition.
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 22:17 - Sep 23 with 538 viewsBlueBlueBluex2

Add one Pigeon Breast too.
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 22:18 - Sep 23 with 537 viewsunstableblue

What about the smashed avocado?

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 22:22 - Sep 23 with 532 viewsCoastalblue

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 22:17 - Sep 23 by BlueBlueBluex2

Add one Pigeon Breast too.


To form a barrier between the beans and fried quails eggs?

No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 22:23 - Sep 23 with 530 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 21:52 - Sep 23 by scotdoc

Whilst I appreciate this is an English breakfast,the daddy of them all is tattie scones instead of effin hash browns,the tattie scone is the daddy of them all
Nuff said 😁


Not quite nuff said. You missed out square sausage.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 22:32 - Sep 23 with 517 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:23 - Sep 23 by Mullet

Muesli


Bubble and squeak?

I really should read the whole thread, eh Chico?
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 23:02 - Sep 23 with 484 viewsTooManyCooks

I uppied it, because it' absolutely right of course, but I do like a bit of black pudding with mine too, if it's a decent'ish looking greasy spoon

hedgehog flavoured cucumbers

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 00:34 - Sep 24 with 450 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Grilled (or, worse, fresh) tomato is an abomination. If you must put tomatoes with an English breakfast, then they should be tinned, plum tomatoes.

Baked beans I can do without, too.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 00:57 - Sep 24 with 431 viewsreusersfreekicks

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 00:34 - Sep 24 by BasingstokeBlue

Grilled (or, worse, fresh) tomato is an abomination. If you must put tomatoes with an English breakfast, then they should be tinned, plum tomatoes.

Baked beans I can do without, too.


Nonsense. Grilled or fried tomatoes are superb. Tinned are for making sauces with
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 07:00 - Sep 24 with 364 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Swap the tomato for onion rings and you’ve nailed it

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