| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 12:04 - Oct 22 with 2950 views | Keno |
he isnt impressed is he!!
I wondered what they would charge for bangers and mash? |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 12:31 - Oct 22 with 2887 views | homer_123 |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 12:04 - Oct 22 by Keno |
he isnt impressed is he!!
I wondered what they would charge for bangers and mash? |
Not enough? |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 12:33 - Oct 22 with 2885 views | baxterbasics |
Fun. I now want a kebab.
I saw elsewhere that the edible gold leaf stuff they coat the meat with, costs about a tenner for a book of sheets. |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 12:35 - Oct 22 with 2871 views | hype313 |
Could have guessed the sort of customer that attends that place.
It's a marketing concept, insta generation of restaurants.
Best to steer well clear even if you had the funds to pay for it. |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:02 - Oct 22 with 2809 views | Ewan_Oozami |
He's got the same acerbic wit as his mother had.... |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:18 - Oct 22 with 2767 views | BlueBadger |
That is truly magnificent.
Up there with Taylor Parkes on Tim Lovejoy. [Post edited 22 Oct 2021 13:22]
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:22 - Oct 22 with 2753 views | BlueBadger |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 12:33 - Oct 22 by baxterbasics |
Fun. I now want a kebab.
I saw elsewhere that the edible gold leaf stuff they coat the meat with, costs about a tenner for a book of sheets. |
'There is a 1976 essay on the end of empires by the fabulously named General Sir John Glubb which is instructional here. He posits that empires move from affluence to decadence easily, and then collapse. Sitting at my picnic table holding one of Kebab Kid’s finest, I wonder whether we are now teetering on the edge. After all, as well as tasting of nothing, all that gold leaf will pass straight through the body. So let me leave you with this image: Salt Bae’s customers, the morning after the night before, getting off the throne, looking down and clocking that all their money has bought them is a bunch of glittering turds.' | |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:26 - Oct 22 with 2750 views | MaySixth |
My Dad used to babysit Jay Rayner when he was a kid (my old man used to know his Mum well and sorted out specs for the family).
"The kid was a litte c**t" was my father's description. |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:31 - Oct 22 with 2730 views | MaySixth |
Good review though! | |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 14:14 - Oct 22 with 2654 views | eastangliaisblue |
That article is a thing of beauty, as are some of the comments below it.
This one made me chuckle:
A t**t ... synonym, a Chelsea supporter post 2001. An embarrassment to the beautiful game of Finney and Shankley. My grandad would've hit him in his L'orel man experted f***ing face. |  | | |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 14:21 - Oct 22 with 2625 views | Guthrum |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:22 - Oct 22 by BlueBadger |
'There is a 1976 essay on the end of empires by the fabulously named General Sir John Glubb which is instructional here. He posits that empires move from affluence to decadence easily, and then collapse. Sitting at my picnic table holding one of Kebab Kid’s finest, I wonder whether we are now teetering on the edge. After all, as well as tasting of nothing, all that gold leaf will pass straight through the body. So let me leave you with this image: Salt Bae’s customers, the morning after the night before, getting off the throne, looking down and clocking that all their money has bought them is a bunch of glittering turds.' |
Aka Glubb Pasha, the British officer who built the Jordanian army. |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 14:25 - Oct 22 with 2614 views | Guthrum |
TBH 'vvankers in finance' (sic) are going to be burning that kind of money anyway. All part of the Loadsamoney schtik. Fair play to Salt Bloke for creaming off a slice for a bit of performance art. | |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 16:33 - Oct 22 with 2529 views | linhdi |
Thank you for reminding me of that review... |  | | |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 16:34 - Oct 22 with 2520 views | ElderGrizzly |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 12:04 - Oct 22 by Keno |
he isnt impressed is he!!
I wondered what they would charge for bangers and mash? |
They charge £19 for a side of mash… |  | | |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 16:38 - Oct 22 with 2514 views | ElderGrizzly |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:18 - Oct 22 by BlueBadger |
That is truly magnificent.
Up there with Taylor Parkes on Tim Lovejoy. [Post edited 22 Oct 2021 13:22]
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This is perfect:
“Imagine Rod Hull’s Emu, bare naked and disgracing himself by vomiting down his own neck” | | | |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 16:45 - Oct 22 with 2493 views | BlueBlueBluex2 |
Lets be honest now, if any of us had the cash we would eat in there just to see what the fuss is about. | | | |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 16:49 - Oct 22 with 2482 views | factual_blue |
Disappointing link.
I was expecting something about roguish antiques dealer Lovejoy. |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 19:03 - Oct 22 with 2396 views | WeWereZombies |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 13:26 - Oct 22 by MaySixth |
My Dad used to babysit Jay Rayner when he was a kid (my old man used to know his Mum well and sorted out specs for the family).
"The kid was a litte c**t" was my father's description. |
The daughter is a very decent person though, isn't she? |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 20:21 - Oct 22 with 2302 views | J2BLUE |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 16:45 - Oct 22 by BlueBlueBluex2 |
Lets be honest now, if any of us had the cash we would eat in there just to see what the fuss is about. |
A lot of the time I think the rich do things just because they can rather than because it's genuinely worth the money.
Anyone who has managed to tax stupidity deserves the money. |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 20:29 - Oct 22 with 2289 views | BlueBlueBluex2 |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 20:21 - Oct 22 by J2BLUE |
A lot of the time I think the rich do things just because they can rather than because it's genuinely worth the money.
Anyone who has managed to tax stupidity deserves the money. |
£11 for a red bull is peanuts if you are wealthy enough.
Money buys you experiences, the material things become very ‘samey’ after a while and so, Salt Bae, and gold steaks, why the hell not. Count me in. [Post edited 22 Oct 2021 20:29]
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 21:23 - Oct 22 with 2211 views | bournemouthblue |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 20:29 - Oct 22 by BlueBlueBluex2 |
£11 for a red bull is peanuts if you are wealthy enough.
Money buys you experiences, the material things become very ‘samey’ after a while and so, Salt Bae, and gold steaks, why the hell not. Count me in. [Post edited 22 Oct 2021 20:29]
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Aren't they ludicrously expensive?
The food looks good to be fair but as people say, it's certainly Instagram fuelled |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 21:37 - Oct 22 with 2165 views | Coastalblue |
I'm with him on Kebab Kid, decent fare on offer there. |  |
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| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 23:00 - Oct 22 with 2075 views | XYZ |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 16:45 - Oct 22 by BlueBlueBluex2 |
Lets be honest now, if any of us had the cash we would eat in there just to see what the fuss is about. |
I have the cash. I won't be. | | | |
| Anyone like to read a particularly amusing restaurant review? on 23:13 - Oct 22 with 2057 views | Darth_Koont |
Not his fault and I enjoyed the article but if the Guardian was as interested in “exposing” 4+ million children living in poverty then that would be nice. |  |
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