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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. 09:16 - Dec 12 with 3029 viewsNthQldITFC

It's Crassmas, and the worst is still to come.

https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/23184140.best-christmas-lights-house-suffolk---30p/




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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 09:17 - Dec 12 with 2715 viewsBlueBadger

Surprisingly tasteful, given it's in Great Cornard.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 09:25 - Dec 12 with 2666 viewsRyorry

Some people not too concerned about their energy bills (or the climate crisis) then.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 09:35 - Dec 12 with 2647 viewsJ2BLUE

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 09:25 - Dec 12 by Ryorry

Some people not too concerned about their energy bills (or the climate crisis) then.


If you click through, it's 30p per night and they are all low energy. Also raising money for EACH.

Under a tenner for electric for the month...if he has got that right!

Truly impaired.
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 09:44 - Dec 12 with 2609 viewsKeno

Are you his neighbour


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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:13 - Dec 12 with 2549 viewsDJR

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 09:17 - Dec 12 by BlueBadger

Surprisingly tasteful, given it's in Great Cornard.


I didn't realise that electricity had reached Great Cornard.
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:22 - Dec 12 with 2526 viewsSwansea_Blue

It's the thought that counts...


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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:58 - Dec 12 with 2479 viewsleitrimblue

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:22 - Dec 12 by Swansea_Blue

It's the thought that counts...



Stunning, always like it when Sudbury town turn their lights on
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 11:58 - Dec 12 with 2393 viewsjeera

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:13 - Dec 12 by DJR

I didn't realise that electricity had reached Great Cornard.


Someone's run a cable from a meter somewhere in Sudbury.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:03 - Dec 12 with 2378 viewsjeera

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:22 - Dec 12 by Swansea_Blue

It's the thought that counts...



Norway's traditional gift gets more insulting every year.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:04 - Dec 12 with 2371 viewsKeno

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:03 - Dec 12 by jeera

Norway's traditional gift gets more insulting every year.


how Oslo can they go?
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:07 - Dec 12 with 2344 viewsjeera

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:04 - Dec 12 by Keno

how Oslo can they go?
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Yet each year we thank them like they've handed over the world.

It's like some kind of syndrome.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:08 - Dec 12 with 2332 viewsmonytowbray

Crassmas sounds like a pretty rad holiday TBF.


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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:12 - Dec 12 with 2322 viewsKeno

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:07 - Dec 12 by jeera

Yet each year we thank them like they've handed over the world.

It's like some kind of syndrome.


I think they do it until HellSinkies over

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 13:12 - Dec 12 with 2245 viewsSwansea_Blue

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:03 - Dec 12 by jeera

Norway's traditional gift gets more insulting every year.


That’s probably all we could affjord.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 13:25 - Dec 12 with 2201 viewsKeno

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 13:12 - Dec 12 by Swansea_Blue

That’s probably all we could affjord.


If these puns get any worse Gav will start banning people, it will be a real hammerfest

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 16:58 - Dec 12 with 2060 viewshoppy

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:04 - Dec 12 by Keno

how Oslo can they go?
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Norway is that from them?!

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 17:04 - Dec 12 with 2030 viewsKeno

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 16:58 - Dec 12 by hoppy

Norway is that from them?!


It was brought over specially on a military boat, frigate I think

oddly the boast has a bar code down the side apparently that so when all the boats return to port they can be easily indenifiied, just just scandinavyin

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 17:25 - Dec 12 with 2012 viewsHARRY10

The brighter the lights, the dimmer the occupants
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:17 - Dec 13 with 1892 viewsjeera

I'm just pleased that this year I have an excuse to not put anything up.

Normally I'm just considered a miserable sod but now I can be a miserable sod with a claim to some moral high ground.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 11:26 - Dec 13 with 1857 viewsJ2BLUE

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:17 - Dec 13 by jeera

I'm just pleased that this year I have an excuse to not put anything up.

Normally I'm just considered a miserable sod but now I can be a miserable sod with a claim to some moral high ground.


I've always said I will get a tree when I am happy.

No tree again this year...I think this is my 10th year since leaving home. Zero trees.

Truly impaired.
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:03 - Dec 13 with 1815 viewsjeera

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 11:26 - Dec 13 by J2BLUE

I've always said I will get a tree when I am happy.

No tree again this year...I think this is my 10th year since leaving home. Zero trees.


I'm not sure about the cutting down of any tree for the sake of vanity as it is.

Also the artificial ones are a bit artificial.

So I'm going with that.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:15 - Dec 13 with 1800 viewsVaughan8

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 10:17 - Dec 13 by jeera

I'm just pleased that this year I have an excuse to not put anything up.

Normally I'm just considered a miserable sod but now I can be a miserable sod with a claim to some moral high ground.


haha sounds like me

"the more you put up, the more you have to take down......"

Just put some simple lights on a hedge out the front and have a tree and a few decs. That is enough for me!
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:37 - Dec 13 with 1784 viewsArnoldMoorhen

The strangest thing about that article is that he says he got the idea 3 years ago when he visited Disneyland.

How the fck did he get to 2019 without noticing all of the other houses with Christmas lights on?

It's been a thing in the UK for at least 20 years, hasn't it?
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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 13:09 - Dec 13 with 1731 viewsLord_Lucan

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 12:37 - Dec 13 by ArnoldMoorhen

The strangest thing about that article is that he says he got the idea 3 years ago when he visited Disneyland.

How the fck did he get to 2019 without noticing all of the other houses with Christmas lights on?

It's been a thing in the UK for at least 20 years, hasn't it?


My father in law (RIP) used to shine the whole of Gainsborough up, in fact I think he started the trend - and that was when my oldest was a nipper so circa 35 years ago.

It then got out of hand and I used to chuckle when some of the houses simply never seemed to take them down, such was the job they created.

Driving the grandkids back from school yesterday it was quite nice to listen to them with their "Wows" and "Oohs" at even the most basic of displays.

No doubt Mrs Lucan will be taking them on a tour of Nacton and Gainsborough before Christmas is out.

Personally I think some of the displays are quite nice, not that it's entirely my cup of tea. I would love to have a tasteful display on my house** for the grandkids but I hate heights, in fact to be honest i would hate the whole kerfuffle but the nippers would remember it.

I'm amazed that you can't hire someone to undertake the project.

** Gigantic plastic Father Christmas heads and inflatable snowmen the size of Apollo 13 would be a no no.

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I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 14:02 - Dec 13 with 1687 viewsEwan_Oozami

I'd pay him 40p an evening to refrain from switching it on. on 17:04 - Dec 12 by Keno

It was brought over specially on a military boat, frigate I think

oddly the boast has a bar code down the side apparently that so when all the boats return to port they can be easily indenifiied, just just scandinavyin


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