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Things to do to avoid having a beer already 08:44 - Apr 29 with 3034 viewsEssexBloo

Suggestions welcomed!
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:44 - Apr 29 with 2567 viewsclive_baker

Cider

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:46 - Apr 29 with 2537 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Apparently 'Local Hero' is worth a watch.

That or maybe do an E.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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A negroni maybe on 08:46 - Apr 29 with 2528 viewsDyland

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:44 - Apr 29 by clive_baker

Cider


Or champagne is fine to drink any time innit.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:47 - Apr 29 with 2516 viewsbluelagos

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:46 - Apr 29 by BanksterDebtSlave

Apparently 'Local Hero' is worth a watch.

That or maybe do an E.


Old skool Bankster!

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:47 - Apr 29 with 2515 viewsMetal_Hacker

I hear cross stitching is all the rage
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:50 - Apr 29 with 2494 viewsbluelagos

Sorry, got nothing.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:50 - Apr 29 with 2493 viewsDyland

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:46 - Apr 29 by BanksterDebtSlave

Apparently 'Local Hero' is worth a watch.

That or maybe do an E.


Ha, yes!

Though pills are a gateway drug to the ruinous sauce innit ba.

COYFB!

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:51 - Apr 29 with 2474 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:47 - Apr 29 by bluelagos

Old skool Bankster!


TWTD.....innit.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:02 - Apr 29 with 2405 viewsKeno

Watch the last few town in 5s?

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:10 - Apr 29 with 2367 viewsNthQldITFC

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 08:46 - Apr 29 by BanksterDebtSlave

Apparently 'Local Hero' is worth a watch.

That or maybe do an E.


The last time I did pills before a game, I didn't get there until about ten past four. Not sure what time I got to the ground, but by the time I'd said "Hi, what's your name? Wow! Lucy! That's my favourite name," to everyone from Row A to Row V I'd missed most of the game (Leeds, I think it was). So I'm getting on the grog in about half an hour and then getting on the bus plenty early, just in case.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:19 - Apr 29 with 2344 viewsFunge

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:10 - Apr 29 by NthQldITFC

The last time I did pills before a game, I didn't get there until about ten past four. Not sure what time I got to the ground, but by the time I'd said "Hi, what's your name? Wow! Lucy! That's my favourite name," to everyone from Row A to Row V I'd missed most of the game (Leeds, I think it was). So I'm getting on the grog in about half an hour and then getting on the bus plenty early, just in case.


Conversely, I took a couple of Valium before an away trip to Carrot Rd back in the day (my nerves are always in shreds before big games...)

It ended 0-0 - Mick Stockwell hit the post with about 10 minutes to go - I remember thinking 'Oh, that's a shame' before returning to my very mellow level.
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:24 - Apr 29 with 2314 viewsSteve_M

I’m going to the buffet car in the train in a moment, I’m intending to get a coffee but there’s a non-negligible chance I’ll come back with a Ghostship.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:39 - Apr 29 with 2274 viewsDaninthecampo

I'm an hour ahead of you but I've just cracked open my second , the promotion party has started here!
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:41 - Apr 29 with 2267 viewsPippin1970

Have wild sex
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:44 - Apr 29 with 2253 viewsblueislander

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:41 - Apr 29 by Pippin1970

Have wild sex


Even if you’re on your own.
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:52 - Apr 29 with 2226 viewsclive_baker

I’ve been playing with play dough with my 2 year old son. Somewhat optimistically he said ‘Daddy, make the Gruffalo’.

By the end the only things he was asking me to make were a snake and a sausage. He soon got the measure of my play dough ability, but clearly rated the classic palm roll into snake / sausage technique.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:06 - Apr 29 with 2183 viewsSwansea_Blue

Become dyslexic and have a bear instead?

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:08 - Apr 29 with 2172 viewsNthQldITFC

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:06 - Apr 29 by Swansea_Blue

Become dyslexic and have a bear instead?


A deer would be safer - they have no claws.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:11 - Apr 29 with 2160 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

If you nip into an airport it's acceptable to have any alcohol at any time.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:12 - Apr 29 with 2157 viewsWestStanderLaLaLa

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:24 - Apr 29 by Steve_M

I’m going to the buffet car in the train in a moment, I’m intending to get a coffee but there’s a non-negligible chance I’ll come back with a Ghostship.


Did you? I’m saying yes. Once it’s in your head it’s hard to shake off a thought like that!

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:18 - Apr 29 with 2140 viewshoppy

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:12 - Apr 29 by WestStanderLaLaLa

Did you? I’m saying yes. Once it’s in your head it’s hard to shake off a thought like that!


Safer option than a coffee on a moving train, less chance of spillage on way back to seat.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 11:26 - Apr 29 with 2058 viewsMJallday

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 09:10 - Apr 29 by NthQldITFC

The last time I did pills before a game, I didn't get there until about ten past four. Not sure what time I got to the ground, but by the time I'd said "Hi, what's your name? Wow! Lucy! That's my favourite name," to everyone from Row A to Row V I'd missed most of the game (Leeds, I think it was). So I'm getting on the grog in about half an hour and then getting on the bus plenty early, just in case.


I wondered why you called me Lucy. I though you’d found out my secret 🤫

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 11:28 - Apr 29 with 2053 viewshoppy

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 11:26 - Apr 29 by MJallday

I wondered why you called me Lucy. I though you’d found out my secret 🤫


Hardly a secret.

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 11:37 - Apr 29 with 2027 viewsMJallday

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 11:28 - Apr 29 by hoppy

Hardly a secret.


Shhhhhh Charlene

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Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 11:41 - Apr 29 with 2017 viewsSwansea_Blue

Things to do to avoid having a beer already on 10:08 - Apr 29 by NthQldITFC

A deer would be safer - they have no claws.


Big pointy things on their heads though

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