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Your hated footballers 22:36 - Feb 25 with 9335 viewsTresBonne

After a very dull Sunday, I have decided to make a list of footballers I heavily dislike. Jordan James has put himself on there cos he proper wound me up with his celebration. Serious headloss.

TWTD hive mind might make me remember some, let's hear them. My list now:

Cantwell
Bruno
Felix
Stipperman (ex Nodge)
Holt
Huckerby
Rashford
Mount
Robertson
Jordan James
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Your hated footballers on 08:11 - Feb 26 with 1922 viewsGeoffSentence

my list would be


Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt

Though I understand that the gravity prone lard-arse is a decent chap off the pitch.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Your hated footballers on 08:14 - Feb 26 with 1905 viewsGeoffSentence

Your hated footballers on 08:11 - Feb 26 by GeoffSentence

my list would be


Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt

Though I understand that the gravity prone lard-arse is a decent chap off the pitch.


Oh, and for a while a strongly disliked Loovens for trying to rip David McGoldrick's testicles off.

Probably wouldn't have had anything against him if he'd received thr due red card but he got away with it scot free.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Your hated footballers on 08:17 - Feb 26 with 1891 viewshomer_123

Your hated footballers on 08:08 - Feb 26 by Scuzzer

Too much hate in the world.
Try dislike instead.


If I could upvote this more, I would.

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Your hated footballers on 08:19 - Feb 26 with 1887 viewsBuffaloBill

Your hated footballers on 07:58 - Feb 26 by Leaky

How do you manage to hate some one you have probably never met.


Don't be a wet blanket

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Your hated footballers on 08:23 - Feb 26 with 1881 viewsGavTWTD

Ian Crook and Batistuta, both for transfers that never happened.

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Your hated footballers on 08:24 - Feb 26 with 1871 viewsN2_Blue

Your hated footballers on 22:48 - Feb 25 by sohamblue74

Bruno Fernandes
Van Nistelhorse
Ince
Keane
Rooney
Holt
Gunn
Bruce
Nugent
Bowyer
Thatcher
Bullard
Ian Harte
Mark Ward
Ronaldo
Simeone
Gnonto
Windass
El Hadj Djiouf
Bosko Jankovic
Paul Power


Brian Gunn?? Other than he played for Norwich bit of a strange one. Probably the least dislikeable norwich player I can think of. A lovely man and can't think of a single thing he would have done to wind up Town fans despite the rivalry.

Some quite odd names on this thread generally. Rashford seems a strange one. He's clearly lost his way at United this season but then so have so many footballers at that basketcase of a club recently. Wouldn't say he dislikable at all, especially with some of his efforts outside of football.
[Post edited 26 Feb 2024 8:27]

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Your hated footballers on 08:33 - Feb 26 with 1823 viewsBluish

Chris Morgan. I bloody loathed him.
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Your hated footballers on 08:35 - Feb 26 with 1807 viewsHerbivore

Your hated footballers on 08:11 - Feb 26 by GeoffSentence

my list would be


Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt

Though I understand that the gravity prone lard-arse is a decent chap off the pitch.


He's the kind of guy that starts chatting to you at the urinal. I know this because he once started chatting to me at a urinal. He's not as tall as I thought.

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Your hated footballers on 08:36 - Feb 26 with 1801 viewsHerbivore

Craig Bellamy
Lee Bowyer
John Terry

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Your hated footballers on 08:41 - Feb 26 with 1786 viewsrodney76

Your hated footballers on 08:35 - Feb 26 by Herbivore

He's the kind of guy that starts chatting to you at the urinal. I know this because he once started chatting to me at a urinal. He's not as tall as I thought.


Are you sure you mean tall?

Perhaps you were being discreet considering the situation?
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Your hated footballers on 08:45 - Feb 26 with 1772 viewsDanTheMan

Think the only one I could say I truly hate is Paul Terry for what happened to Dale Roberts.

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Your hated footballers on 08:52 - Feb 26 with 1741 viewsGeoffSentence

Forestieri. The most full on cheaty, divy tw@ I can recall.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Your hated footballers on 08:56 - Feb 26 with 1726 viewsN2_Blue

Your hated footballers on 08:45 - Feb 26 by DanTheMan

Think the only one I could say I truly hate is Paul Terry for what happened to Dale Roberts.


That family is genuinely scum.

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Your hated footballers on 09:01 - Feb 26 with 1712 viewsEpiphone

Your hated footballers on 08:11 - Feb 26 by GeoffSentence

my list would be


Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt
Holt

Though I understand that the gravity prone lard-arse is a decent chap off the pitch.


Sergio Ramos
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Your hated footballers on 09:02 - Feb 26 with 1704 viewsNthQldITFC

Your hated footballers on 22:45 - Feb 25 by J2BLUE

Is Cantwell worthy of the energy to dislike him?

Rashford?


I think the strongest my feelings go is mild dislike for this list rather than anything more:

Walcott
Bullard
Maddison
Pickford


Who is Cantwell?

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Your hated footballers on 09:18 - Feb 26 with 1655 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Your hated footballers on 22:48 - Feb 25 by sohamblue74

Bruno Fernandes
Van Nistelhorse
Ince
Keane
Rooney
Holt
Gunn
Bruce
Nugent
Bowyer
Thatcher
Bullard
Ian Harte
Mark Ward
Ronaldo
Simeone
Gnonto
Windass
El Hadj Djiouf
Bosko Jankovic
Paul Power


Everyone else on that list is self-explanatory so I have to ask - why Bosko Jankovic?!

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Your hated footballers on 10:02 - Feb 26 with 1594 viewsLeaky

Your hated footballers on 08:19 - Feb 26 by BuffaloBill

Don't be a wet blanket


Nah hate wet blankets
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Your hated footballers on 10:23 - Feb 26 with 1558 viewslizzibee

Your hated footballers on 00:14 - Feb 26 by Churchman

Carragher - spitmeister. Revolting creature.
Suarez - serial biter. I’m amazed a player never smashed those beaver teeth out.
Dewsbury-Hall - diver with a stupid name.
Van Nistelrooy - shameless cheat. Never to be forgiven.
Francis Lee - early diver with a face you could hit all day.
Joey Barton - no words necessary.
Scott McTominay - has the kind of face you could hit all day and never tire of it.
Savage - cheat, rubbish player and a coward to boot.
Luke Chadwick - the most annoying of characters. Nothing gave me more pleasure than to see him booted off the pitch
Lee Bowyer - odious
Grant Holt - odious
Ben Thatcher - odious animal
Vinnie Jones - animal that couldn’t play.
Lee Chapman - stole a living here and was even worse off the pitch.


I'd add Hernandez and Saintz to the list - odious characters
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Your hated footballers on 10:53 - Feb 26 with 1511 viewsForestHillBlue

Your hated footballers on 22:38 - Feb 25 by tazdac

Dean Saunders. :o)


Robert Fleck

Jamie Cureton

Steve Bruce
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Your hated footballers on 11:47 - Feb 26 with 1467 viewsblueasfook

Your hated footballers on 00:14 - Feb 26 by Churchman

Carragher - spitmeister. Revolting creature.
Suarez - serial biter. I’m amazed a player never smashed those beaver teeth out.
Dewsbury-Hall - diver with a stupid name.
Van Nistelrooy - shameless cheat. Never to be forgiven.
Francis Lee - early diver with a face you could hit all day.
Joey Barton - no words necessary.
Scott McTominay - has the kind of face you could hit all day and never tire of it.
Savage - cheat, rubbish player and a coward to boot.
Luke Chadwick - the most annoying of characters. Nothing gave me more pleasure than to see him booted off the pitch
Lee Bowyer - odious
Grant Holt - odious
Ben Thatcher - odious animal
Vinnie Jones - animal that couldn’t play.
Lee Chapman - stole a living here and was even worse off the pitch.


Suarez destroyed the budgies though every time they played Liverpool, so you have to give him a little bit of credit for that. But yeah he was a cheating biter. Should have been made to play with a muzzle on

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Your hated footballers on 12:07 - Feb 26 with 1435 viewsMattinLondon

Vinny Jones - people bang on about disliking players that dive but at least they don’t try to hurt or injure fellow players. For some reason, carthorses like Jones seem to get an easier ride from fans as he was perceived to be committed, with his dangerous tackles excused as letting the opposition know that he’s there.
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Your hated footballers on 17:32 - Feb 26 with 1311 viewsnorfsufblue

I'm sure Clive"#*^;!/* Thomas must have at least had a kick around with a ball so on that basis I'm including him!!!..... but for scoring those goals Mr Power and Mr Jankowic are unfortunately condemned to me despising them for ever.... and I don't like Bruno Fernandez for some inexplicable reason?
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Your hated footballers on 17:43 - Feb 26 with 1294 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Fw*nk Worthington.


(The message came up that "Post contains unacceptable language" when I first tried to add his name to the list so even the website couldn't bear to be associated with him...................but that might have been owing to how I originally spelt it )
[Post edited 26 Feb 2024 17:55]
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Your hated footballers on 18:02 - Feb 26 with 1276 viewsSuperblue95

Steven Gerrard
Ashley Cole
Callum Wilson

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Your hated footballers on 18:07 - Feb 26 with 1269 viewsblueasfook

Your hated footballers on 07:08 - Feb 26 by BuffaloBill

Roy Keane, dirty f uck of a player and a shi te manager


Roy Keane picked his fights. He wouldn't have it with Big Dunc or Vinnie Jones.

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