| Haaland 20:06 - Mar 31 with 5856 views | FrimleyBlue |
He's actually quite rubbish isn't he.
I mean. Sure as a scorer he's rather excellent
But as an actual footballer he's quite pants. [Post edited 31 Mar 2024 20:06]
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| Haaland on 20:08 - Mar 31 with 3483 views | Swansea_Blue |
He’s a rich man’s Kieffer. Sticking it in the onion bag is what counts though at the end of the day. |  |
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| Haaland on 20:08 - Mar 31 with 3481 views | MK1 |
I really wish I was as cr@p a footballer as him. |  |
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| Haaland on 20:08 - Mar 31 with 3479 views | homer_123 |
He's no Connor Salmon. |  |
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| Haaland on 20:10 - Mar 31 with 3453 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Haaland on 20:08 - Mar 31 by homer_123 |
He's no Connor Salmon. |
*shudders*
They were dark days. | |
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| Haaland on 20:11 - Mar 31 with 3444 views | homer_123 |
| Haaland on 20:10 - Mar 31 by Swansea_Blue |
*shudders*
They were dark days. |
Yet he's still making a living in professional football at Alloa! | |
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| Haaland on 20:14 - Mar 31 with 3427 views | Swailsey |
Negative, he’s obviously extremely good. |  |
| Who said: "Colin Healy made Cesc Fabregas look like Colin Healy"? | We miss you TLA |
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| Haaland on 20:15 - Mar 31 with 3414 views | blueislander |
Back to your best Frimmers_ Atta boy. |  | | |
| Haaland on 20:27 - Mar 31 with 3369 views | bluelagos |
I'd been thinking the new version of Frimmers was somehow improved, without the moronic bollox so loved by the original.
No more. |  |
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| Haaland on 20:34 - Mar 31 with 3329 views | FrimleyBlue |
| Haaland on 20:08 - Mar 31 by MK1 |
I really wish I was as cr@p a footballer as him. |
Wouldn't we all.
I just never noticed how limited he was as a player before. | |
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| Haaland on 20:36 - Mar 31 with 3316 views | gtsb1966 |
Imagine being that s**t but every side in the world would want you in their squad. |  | | |
| Haaland on 20:37 - Mar 31 with 3307 views | FrimleyBlue |
| Haaland on 20:36 - Mar 31 by gtsb1966 |
Imagine being that s**t but every side in the world would want you in their squad. |
Probably to do with the scoring part which I made clear in my post. :) | |
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| Haaland on 20:39 - Mar 31 with 3296 views | gtsb1966 |
| Haaland on 20:37 - Mar 31 by FrimleyBlue |
Probably to do with the scoring part which I made clear in my post. :) |
What is an actual footballer then. I'm intrigued? | | | |
| Haaland on 20:42 - Mar 31 with 3266 views | bournemouthblue |
| Haaland on 20:08 - Mar 31 by Swansea_Blue |
He’s a rich man’s Kieffer. Sticking it in the onion bag is what counts though at the end of the day. |
Is he as good as Keiffer at the hold up play though? |  |
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| Haaland on 20:45 - Mar 31 with 3253 views | FrimleyBlue |
| Haaland on 20:39 - Mar 31 by gtsb1966 |
What is an actual footballer then. I'm intrigued? |
I was just referencing his seeming inability to effect anything going on when it's not finishing a chance.
Footwork with the ball is limited. Hold up play not that great and trips over the ball a fair bit and header wise isn't that great man to man. Passing is hit and miss etc.
As I say it's just an observation. If I'm wrong it's OK. I don't watch him specifically week in week out today and recent games may just have been a few sub par performances on the above areas that I've mentioned. | |
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| Haaland on 20:52 - Mar 31 with 3210 views | J2BLUE |
He's definitely not Rooney/Kane who could drop back and be just as good. He's absolutely lethal with scoring goals though which is all City need with all their other quality. |  |
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| Haaland on 20:53 - Mar 31 with 3202 views | smithy69 |
| Haaland on 20:45 - Mar 31 by FrimleyBlue |
I was just referencing his seeming inability to effect anything going on when it's not finishing a chance.
Footwork with the ball is limited. Hold up play not that great and trips over the ball a fair bit and header wise isn't that great man to man. Passing is hit and miss etc.
As I say it's just an observation. If I'm wrong it's OK. I don't watch him specifically week in week out today and recent games may just have been a few sub par performances on the above areas that I've mentioned. |
I’ve heard it all now :) bring back the old frimmers. Actually don’t - he was thick aswell
Striker who is 7 goals from being the all time Swedish goalscorer (he’s 23 years old), and has scored I think like 40 champions league goals in 34 or 35 appearances , and scored 37 premier league goals last year is an ineffective player
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| Haaland on 20:55 - Mar 31 with 3190 views | FrimleyBlue |
| Haaland on 20:53 - Mar 31 by smithy69 |
I’ve heard it all now :) bring back the old frimmers. Actually don’t - he was thick aswell
Striker who is 7 goals from being the all time Swedish goalscorer (he’s 23 years old), and has scored I think like 40 champions league goals in 34 or 35 appearances , and scored 37 premier league goals last year is an ineffective player
Jeez |
I've agreed he's a great goal Scorer. | |
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| Haaland on 20:56 - Mar 31 with 3181 views | FrimleyBlue |
| Haaland on 20:52 - Mar 31 by J2BLUE |
He's definitely not Rooney/Kane who could drop back and be just as good. He's absolutely lethal with scoring goals though which is all City need with all their other quality. |
Oh 100% he's the best in box striker without a doubt. | |
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| Haaland on 20:58 - Mar 31 with 3174 views | Dubtractor |
| Haaland on 20:52 - Mar 31 by J2BLUE |
He's definitely not Rooney/Kane who could drop back and be just as good. He's absolutely lethal with scoring goals though which is all City need with all their other quality. |
Yeah, for all the hyperbole in Frimmers OP, I think its not that wrong to say that Haaland is an unremarkable footballer, but with cheat mode movement and finishing.
By unremarkable, I mean by superstar footballer standards. |  |
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| Haaland on 20:59 - Mar 31 with 3158 views | gtsb1966 |
| Haaland on 20:56 - Mar 31 by FrimleyBlue |
Oh 100% he's the best in box striker without a doubt. |
Then he's a brilliant footballer. | | | |
| Haaland on 20:59 - Mar 31 with 3155 views | Trequartista |
He is a brilliant footballer because his job on the pitch is scoring goals, which he is obviously brilliant at.
I know what you're getting at - he doesn't dribble round players and he is not a sublime passer of the ball, but that is no more his job than it is to mark and tackle as a centre-back or be a goalkeeper.
I remember Sergio Aguero having to adapt his game for Guardiola to be more involved in build up play, or be dropped. Haaland is so extraordinary at his job, that Guardiola has not made the same demand on Haaland. |  |
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| Haaland on 21:00 - Mar 31 with 3147 views | mrfixit426 |
Yeah. Gary Lineker was rubbish too.
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| Haaland on 21:07 - Mar 31 with 3090 views | FrimleyBlue |
| Haaland on 20:58 - Mar 31 by Dubtractor |
Yeah, for all the hyperbole in Frimmers OP, I think its not that wrong to say that Haaland is an unremarkable footballer, but with cheat mode movement and finishing.
By unremarkable, I mean by superstar footballer standards. |
Yeah. Apologies for the OP. Sounded OK when I posted it and thought I was explaining my thoughts the right way. | |
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| Haaland on 23:39 - Mar 31 with 2774 views | FoghornGleghorn |
| Haaland on 20:53 - Mar 31 by smithy69 |
I’ve heard it all now :) bring back the old frimmers. Actually don’t - he was thick aswell
Striker who is 7 goals from being the all time Swedish goalscorer (he’s 23 years old), and has scored I think like 40 champions league goals in 34 or 35 appearances , and scored 37 premier league goals last year is an ineffective player
Jeez |
Love it, he's already completed Norway and moved onto Sweden. | | | |
| Haaland on 23:44 - Mar 31 with 2755 views | BseaBlue |
Agreed. 54 goals in 59 games is frankly awful what ever way you look at it.
He should be averaging at least 2 goals a game in that side. Terrible player and carrying on at that rate won't get him anywhere near Shearers record as all time PL top goal scorer...... |  | | |
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