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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights 09:14 - Mar 28 with 15476 viewsKeno

mention Malcys Wedding and Matts reply made me think there there are many 'newer' posters who may not be aware of some of TWTD's historical highlights so I thought maybe we should have special thread to showcase the best of TWTD's past

So what are TWTD's finest moments?


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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 10:25 - Mar 29 with 2001 viewswischip

I wish there was a 'Hall of Fame' menu on this website where all the finest moments could be preserved for all time to read again. It would be a bit of light relief from the depressing way the world's going. I hope the old threads exist somewhere and have not been washed away like tears in the rain.
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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 10:52 - Mar 29 with 1928 viewscatch74

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 09:12 - Mar 29 by hoppy

Was it Rommy that ‘invented’ a meal?


That rings a bell - also on the food side, there was also £50 sausage and J2’s eggs.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 11:16 - Mar 29 with 1890 viewsBenters

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 06:20 - Mar 29 by hoppy

Is that a euphemism?


Yes thanks.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 11:23 - Mar 29 with 1881 viewsBenters

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 10:52 - Mar 29 by catch74

That rings a bell - also on the food side, there was also £50 sausage and J2’s eggs.


Don’t mention the sausages 🥵

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 11:52 - Mar 29 with 1854 viewsJ2BLUE

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 09:12 - Mar 29 by hoppy

Was it Rommy that ‘invented’ a meal?


I'm still waiting for his cookbook.

If you don't fancy chips, have fish fingers as a side.

If you don't have any rolls, cut circles out of bread.

Visionary.

Truly impaired.
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Yeah, it used to be great fun on here. (n/t) on 12:37 - Mar 29 with 1818 viewsBloots

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 10:25 - Mar 29 by wischip

I wish there was a 'Hall of Fame' menu on this website where all the finest moments could be preserved for all time to read again. It would be a bit of light relief from the depressing way the world's going. I hope the old threads exist somewhere and have not been washed away like tears in the rain.



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Yeah, it used to be great fun on here. (n/t) on 12:42 - Mar 29 with 1808 viewsJ2BLUE

Yeah, it used to be great fun on here. (n/t) on 12:37 - Mar 29 by Bloots



One by one the threads would be removed as that beloved section of the board found something to be offended about.

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You know it fam.... on 14:05 - Mar 29 with 1692 viewsBloots

Yeah, it used to be great fun on here. (n/t) on 12:42 - Mar 29 by J2BLUE

One by one the threads would be removed as that beloved section of the board found something to be offended about.


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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 14:08 - Mar 29 with 1682 viewsLord_Lucan

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 08:53 - Mar 29 by WeWereZombies

Parking at Gatwick was taximan's thing, he could drive you there for a very reasonable fee. Although I doubt he could match the SpruceMoose £14.99 plus VAT...


No.

Someone asked for parking suggestions for Palace and ThatMufhrenscross suggested Gatwick.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 14:17 - Mar 29 with 1651 viewsWeWereZombies

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 11:16 - Mar 29 by Benters

Yes thanks.


How are your butts by the way ?

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 14:44 - Mar 29 with 1597 viewsWeWereZombies

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 14:08 - Mar 29 by Lord_Lucan

No.

Someone asked for parking suggestions for Palace and ThatMufhrenscross suggested Gatwick.


Yes, because there was a running joke on the forum at the time about taximan hawking for trade at every opportunity by offering to take anyone who even sounded like they were going on holiday to Gatwick, even if they were flying from Luton.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 15:00 - Mar 29 with 1596 viewsPhilTWTD

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 17:37 - Mar 28 by BlueBadger

Potholegate. Someone complained that they'd ruined a Saab tyre on a pothole in Bury and had Complained to the Copuncil. Then, this happened.



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Took me an age to convince the editor that this was nonsense, even after I'd pointed him in the direction of the original thread. As it turned out, someone I knew knew someone working in the relevant department at the council and they even had suspicions about who the guilty party might have been!
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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 15:43 - Mar 29 with 1498 viewsBluebell

Someone has probably mentioned it but Lucan’s train journey being reported live was so funny.

Also I seem to remember an amusing Lucan post about a plane flight where either he or Mrs Lucan had to come back from a holiday early and the other one needed to be collected from the airport. From memory I think a poster from this forum picked them up.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 17:07 - Mar 29 with 1423 viewsBenters

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 14:17 - Mar 29 by WeWereZombies

How are your butts by the way ?


Would you believe I’ve emptied one already,we haven’t had any rain for ages.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 17:59 - Mar 29 with 1371 viewsPhilTWTD

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 23:54 - Mar 28 by jasondozzell

I remember what seemed like 5 years of James Coppinger transfer rumours including his wife joining Ipswich hospital as a nurse...


Jewell made a concerted effort to sign Coppinger one summer, but he ultimately opted to stay there. The story about his wife having got a job at Ipswich Hospital started on one of their forums and made its way over here.
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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 18:15 - Mar 29 with 1326 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 20:49 - Mar 28 by syntaxerror

Oldgit’s obsession with Jason Scotland's Thighs was slightly concerning.


Jaime Peters' backside too if I recall correctly.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 18:19 - Mar 29 with 1309 viewsvapour_trail

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 15:43 - Mar 29 by Bluebell

Someone has probably mentioned it but Lucan’s train journey being reported live was so funny.

Also I seem to remember an amusing Lucan post about a plane flight where either he or Mrs Lucan had to come back from a holiday early and the other one needed to be collected from the airport. From memory I think a poster from this forum picked them up.



On the Lucan theme,

Wasn’t there one where he transmitted the 78cup final into the tv in some pub in Norwich from his phone to piss off the locals.

Probably got a lot of detail wrong here.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 20:14 - Mar 29 with 1243 viewsvilanovablue

Amazed we got this far without the slightly bonkers Newmarket Blue getting a mention!
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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 20:26 - Mar 29 with 1215 viewsKeno

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 20:14 - Mar 29 by vilanovablue

Amazed we got this far without the slightly bonkers Newmarket Blue getting a mention!


BORLEY RUINED THIS CLUB!!

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 20:46 - Mar 29 with 1179 viewsvilanovablue

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 20:26 - Mar 29 by Keno

BORLEY RUINED THIS CLUB!!

In a similar vein FOPRP!


Good god he was the most annoying poster back in the day can't believe it was 20 years ago!
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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 21:14 - Mar 29 with 1126 viewsSwansea_Blue

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 09:59 - Mar 28 by JakeITFC

It was before a Palace away game when someone posted the idea of parking at Gatwick and was roundly laughed at but mostly torn to shreds by TheDalaiFarmer (RIP).


Still the best username to this day. RIP Dalai

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 21:15 - Mar 29 with 1120 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 17:07 - Mar 29 by Benters

Would you believe I’ve emptied one already,we haven’t had any rain for ages.


Sorry to give you butt envy Benters but all rainwater from the roof of our new old house is channelled into a very deep well like structure in our garden. Our supply is almost limitless.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 21:25 - Mar 29 with 1092 viewsJ2BLUE

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 21:15 - Mar 29 by BanksterDebtSlave

Sorry to give you butt envy Benters but all rainwater from the roof of our new old house is channelled into a very deep well like structure in our garden. Our supply is almost limitless.


That is impressive.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 21:47 - Mar 29 with 1042 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Only read the first half dozen replies and seen myself twice.

I really am a forum legend.

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Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 21:52 - Mar 29 with 1025 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Malcys Wedding and TWTD Historical Highlights on 11:52 - Mar 29 by J2BLUE

I'm still waiting for his cookbook.

If you don't fancy chips, have fish fingers as a side.

If you don't have any rolls, cut circles out of bread.

Visionary.


I’ve made a new one in recent weeks. Orange Juice (Pure, no bits) with lemonade. Fantastic


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