| Things you won't miss about the Premier League 15:00 - Apr 2 with 3456 views | Dubtractor |
On the basis that we're all accepting of our fate now, let's celebrate the loss of things we won't miss.
VAR
The Premier league anthem
Day tripper fans who moan all game then leave on 80 minutes
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:05 - Apr 2 with 2575 views | hoppy |
Can we also do away with the firework things as we come out onto the pitch, please? |  |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:07 - Apr 2 with 2561 views | hoppy |
Losing as often? | |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:08 - Apr 2 with 2552 views | Blueschev |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:07 - Apr 2 by hoppy |
Losing as often? |
That's more something you hope you won't miss. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:12 - Apr 2 with 2526 views | tonybied |
Watching us take the lead against teams that seem to be nothing special, only for them to create a few bits of magic (or us to make a few infuriating errors) and then the game has gone, as our opponents destroy any play left in the game with sh**housing. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:13 - Apr 2 with 2510 views | Funge |
Blatant exponents of Gamesmanship - two that stick especially in the mind are Cucurella, and that other clown at RB for Brighton (Veltman?), along with any number of others. I suppose the counter to this is that if everyone else is at it, so should we be - but to paraphrase Brian Clough, we might as well throw all our medals in the bin if we go down that route. What's the point?
Condescending pundits & commentators - starting with the smug MOTD crowd, and moving downwards in almost any direction you like. We're not as good as Liverpool - who knew? - yet a plethora of ex-professionals get paid a fortune to loudly tell the nation this every week. That said, we've got those couple of swinging b0llocks Goodman and Hinchcliffe back next year - Jesus.
Pitiful away fans, with notable exceptions to be made for Newcastle, Man City and Forest. The rest of them are mainly woeful.
Bournemouth. Every aspect of them. Bully, if you're still watching, I despise them.
Those w@nk fireworks we let off before kick-off. These are peak Ashton though, so every chance we will keep them. [Post edited 2 Apr 15:15]
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:16 - Apr 2 with 2483 views | artsbossbeard |
Half & Half scarfs (and sellers)
Non 3pm Saturday KO's
Paying the 40 English Membership fee just to gather dust all season |  |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:19 - Apr 2 with 2422 views | tonybied |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:16 - Apr 2 by artsbossbeard |
Half & Half scarfs (and sellers)
Non 3pm Saturday KO's
Paying the 40 English Membership fee just to gather dust all season |
We'll probably end up with fewer Saturday 3pm kick-offs next season! | | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:20 - Apr 2 with 2414 views | Herbivore |
Sh!t kick off times, sometimes for no obvious reason.
Very few midweek games under the lights.
Big/established club bias from refs and VAR.
Pundits knowing nothing about us other than we're in the Prem and not doing very well.
Security on the way into the ground.
Being made painfully aware that tinpot clubs like Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham, and Brentford are now light years ahead of us. |  |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:21 - Apr 2 with 2384 views | TractorWood |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:20 - Apr 2 by Herbivore |
Sh!t kick off times, sometimes for no obvious reason.
Very few midweek games under the lights.
Big/established club bias from refs and VAR.
Pundits knowing nothing about us other than we're in the Prem and not doing very well.
Security on the way into the ground.
Being made painfully aware that tinpot clubs like Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham, and Brentford are now light years ahead of us. |
Contestantly knowing a game is very likely to be rescheduled is indeed tedious. |  |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:25 - Apr 2 with 2346 views | Giant_Midget |
shipping 4 goals to average sides. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:25 - Apr 2 with 2337 views | Funge |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:20 - Apr 2 by Herbivore |
Sh!t kick off times, sometimes for no obvious reason.
Very few midweek games under the lights.
Big/established club bias from refs and VAR.
Pundits knowing nothing about us other than we're in the Prem and not doing very well.
Security on the way into the ground.
Being made painfully aware that tinpot clubs like Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham, and Brentford are now light years ahead of us. |
Security is a great shout - big old queues out the back of the NSL 20 minutes before kick-off, caused by a group of big (and, to be fair, very genial) blokes rubbing down my coat, confirming that I've got my car keys in my pocket, and waving me into the turnstile.
Again, this is right up Ashton's street, so I fully expect this to endure into next season. | | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:28 - Apr 2 with 2284 views | SitfcB |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:21 - Apr 2 by TractorWood |
Contestantly knowing a game is very likely to be rescheduled is indeed tedious. |
Will be a lot worse in the Championship. We won’t have as many Saturday 3pm KOs as we did this season. 12:30’s galore! Shîte. |  |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:29 - Apr 2 with 2266 views | artsbossbeard |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:16 - Apr 2 by artsbossbeard |
Half & Half scarfs (and sellers)
Non 3pm Saturday KO's
Paying the 40 English Membership fee just to gather dust all season |
I will add "not be able to swear" into this list.
When we had our second fall out of the season with the Match Day Stand Manager, we were informed that no swearing is allowed in the ground under premier league rules. | |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:31 - Apr 2 with 2234 views | Oldsmoker |
The blatant disrespect by all pundits to the finest football team the world has ever seen. |  |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:33 - Apr 2 with 2203 views | MattinLondon |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:29 - Apr 2 by artsbossbeard |
I will add "not be able to swear" into this list.
When we had our second fall out of the season with the Match Day Stand Manager, we were informed that no swearing is allowed in the ground under premier league rules. |
Someone should tell the players that - Sky are constantly apologising for the players language which is picked-up by their microphones. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:39 - Apr 2 with 2164 views | Herbivore |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:29 - Apr 2 by artsbossbeard |
I will add "not be able to swear" into this list.
When we had our second fall out of the season with the Match Day Stand Manager, we were informed that no swearing is allowed in the ground under premier league rules. |
I think this is applied selectively. I still swear like a sailor and the stewards haven't had a word. | |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:44 - Apr 2 with 2114 views | Dubtractor |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:39 - Apr 2 by Herbivore |
I think this is applied selectively. I still swear like a sailor and the stewards haven't had a word. |
If I had a pound for every time I've weaved the word 'f@ck' into my vocabulary this season I would be a rich man. | |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:45 - Apr 2 with 2104 views | artsbossbeard |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:39 - Apr 2 by Herbivore |
I think this is applied selectively. I still swear like a sailor and the stewards haven't had a word. |
Yes, the "things not to be done in front of the new Exec Box attendees who are paying £120 per game" clause.
*Swearing within the Exec Box allowed plus also general p1ss taking & smugness if supporting the opposition team. | |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:51 - Apr 2 with 2050 views | textbackup |
The entire thing has been a non event really.
Really chuffed the ground has been tarted up, and we’ve got the ability to create a new training facility.
That aside, it’s just been a bit crap |  |
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| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 16:31 - Apr 2 with 1825 views | bsw72 |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 15:39 - Apr 2 by Herbivore |
I think this is applied selectively. I still swear like a sailor and the stewards haven't had a word. |
Yup - me too - my language when we shipped the equalizer against Leicester was exceptional - I even embarrassed myself. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 16:36 - Apr 2 with 1788 views | VanDusen |
Armchair fans of the brand clubs watching a "contest" that resembles Tyson Fury vs my gran, not recognising a half billion advantage, and talking as tho they know anything about football supporting.
Yet strangely most of them saying they hate the international break because they think too many England games are mismatches?!
I won't miss a thing really. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 16:47 - Apr 2 with 1738 views | RadioOrwell |
Bad VAR … when you thought it was supposed to stop all that.
“Gamesmanship” - formerly known as shthousing.
And we thought old fashioned time wasting in Div1 / Champ was terrible. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 17:21 - Apr 2 with 1668 views | BrandonsBlues |
All of it, because it will only get worse | | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 17:32 - Apr 2 with 1629 views | Basuco |
Time wasting, I can't believe how little time the ball is actually in play. Refs pretending that VAR is there to get the correct decision. |  | | |
| Things you won't miss about the Premier League on 17:35 - Apr 2 with 1613 views | ITFC_Forever |
VAR and the blatant favouritism it shows to the “big” teams.
The crap kick off times will still be with us, especially if Leeds go up and we do well. |  |
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