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Your record number of keepie-uppies? 19:16 - Jun 30 with 1797 viewsMattinLondon

What with the kids being at school and with me working from home, today was the perfect day to skive off and do something worthwhile like mowing the lawn. Instead I decided to roll back the years and embark on some breathtaking keepie-uppie skills.

After a fair few attempts I managed to get in the swing of things and complete 215 keepie-uppies. Unfortunately I was rudely interrupted by a pointless work call.

Anyway, what’s your personal record at keepie-uppies?
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 19:23 - Jun 30 with 1633 viewsbluelagos

Could do about 60 odd when I was a kid. Think my best trick though was when the keeper would boot the ball up field and if no one was challenging I could trap the ball, or just take it on the thigh.

My worst moment was defending a corner - went for a diving header, messed it up and landed on the ball, winding myself. Manager was screaming at me to clear it - I was just rolling round in agony. Still have nightmares about it :-)

Edit - from memory I did 217 once, honest.
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 19:23 - Jun 30 with 1627 viewsLord_Lucan

I think around 216

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 19:27 - Jun 30 with 1592 viewsLeutard

218 I reckon
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 19:45 - Jun 30 with 1521 viewsDBaldy

I would say 219, but the genuine answer is 129 when on paternity leave about 12 years ago!

The wife was looking after our newborn daughter, so me & the boy decided to play footy in the back garden.

I was always more of a hard tackling defender than a skills merchant though.
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 20:48 - Jun 30 with 1360 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

I think about 25 is my best! 😂
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 20:49 - Jun 30 with 1354 viewsskinnybob72

Managed 2 once, admittedly second touch was a header.
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 21:17 - Jun 30 with 1298 viewsStadiumofdark

Double figures is a result. Average about 7.45624, but getting worse
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 21:34 - Jun 30 with 1251 viewsmellowblue

about the same as my highest snooker break, 37. Neither anything to write home about.
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 21:38 - Jun 30 with 1238 viewsghostofescobar

My son did 1,000 during a bored moment during Covid…just because he could. He would have gone on, but was getting more bored. Definitely doesn’t get his skills off me.

GhostOfEscobar

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 21:46 - Jun 30 with 1215 viewsvapour_trail

Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 21:38 - Jun 30 by ghostofescobar

My son did 1,000 during a bored moment during Covid…just because he could. He would have gone on, but was getting more bored. Definitely doesn’t get his skills off me.


Takes after his mum, right?

That’s a sh1tload. Does he play at a high level?

My boy is a very good footballer (also takes after his mum) but no way he could do that.

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 22:15 - Jun 30 with 1164 viewsquirkie

Think I managed 5 on a couple of occasions. That sort of made up my mind at a young age that I wasn't really cut out to be a professional footballer.

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 08:52 - Jul 1 with 932 viewsDeano69

'ave it........... One


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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 09:01 - Jul 1 with 905 viewsghostofescobar

Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 21:46 - Jun 30 by vapour_trail

Takes after his mum, right?

That’s a sh1tload. Does he play at a high level?

My boy is a very good footballer (also takes after his mum) but no way he could do that.


Doesn’t play at all now. But he is very skilful. And he’s bloody annoying: he’ll go in the garden with shed shoes on or barefoot, and he still just juggles the ball without any problem!

GhostOfEscobar

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 09:11 - Jul 1 with 884 viewsVanSaParody

I think I recall in my teens wanting to get to 100, but I think my best was 97 or something just short

But then, I was a GK, & it was the hoofing it as hard/high as I could & running after it all the time that kn@ckered me out!
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 10:02 - Jul 1 with 818 viewsBlueandTruesince82

About 4

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 11:15 - Jul 1 with 725 viewsleitrimblue

Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 10:02 - Jul 1 by BlueandTruesince82

About 4


Think I did 6 once. But if you need someone to put a defensive clearance outta the stadium..
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 17:28 - Jul 1 with 566 viewsTheBlueGnu

I have trouble keeping it up at the best of times. Oh gosh, Am I allowed to say that?

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 18:23 - Jul 1 with 522 viewsMK1

177 when I was 14. I am old and the footballs back then were bl00dy heavy. I would probably still be going now if I used the modern day ballons.

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 20:06 - Jul 1 with 472 viewstortoise

I did 14 with a roll of toilet paper recently, which I was quite proud of!
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 20:09 - Jul 1 with 466 viewsSwansea_Blue

I managed to keep it up for nearly 10 seconds once.


Ah sorry, I think I misunderstood 😳

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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 20:54 - Jul 1 with 422 viewsboysof1981

Used to be able to do close to 1000 when I was at school, (12/13 yo) Only reason was I was bullied at school and the tw@ts who were the ones that did were in the school football team. With that being the case I never wanted to be in the team so I’d spend days just practising keep-ups on my own.
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 10:00 - Jul 2 with 313 viewsVanSaParody

Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 17:28 - Jul 1 by TheBlueGnu

I have trouble keeping it up at the best of times. Oh gosh, Am I allowed to say that?


I've hopefully given you some help with an "uppie"
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 10:02 - Jul 2 with 308 viewsVanSaParody

Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 20:06 - Jul 1 by tortoise

I did 14 with a roll of toilet paper recently, which I was quite proud of!


Yeah, but how many times did you kick that puppy/koala? (other brands available)
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 10:23 - Jul 2 with 272 viewsdirtyboy

Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 21:46 - Jun 30 by vapour_trail

Takes after his mum, right?

That’s a sh1tload. Does he play at a high level?

My boy is a very good footballer (also takes after his mum) but no way he could do that.


Just for some balance, my record was 300 (you do get bored) but I would also add that I was an awful footballer.

I didn't start until I was 15/16 and was 18 before I signed for my first team (was sailing almost daily beforehand)

Because I didn't have the background playing, I'd spend hours in the back garden practicing or kicking against the wall.

From the outside, people would see me doing keep ups and think "he must be good" the reality was....other than being quicker than most people, it was the only thing I could do...pretty pointless on a pitch lol!

Haven't even kicked a ball in a year or more so much as socially, but confident I could pop out between 30-50 within 10 mins of trying.

Might actually do that.

Anyone got a ball I can borrow?
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Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 11:22 - Jul 2 with 221 viewsFromReuserWithLove

Your record number of keepie-uppies? on 08:52 - Jul 1 by Deano69

'ave it........... One


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