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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself 21:38 - Aug 27 with 4396 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Widely regarded as Scums 2nd best player turning down TWO new deals to join us, causing their fanbase to go into utter meltdown, could be my favourite transfer ever. Even if he turns out to be sh*te it’s given me great joy. If he’s actually decent, then he’s a cult hero already.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:40 - Aug 27 with 4263 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

I’ve actually laughed so much a little bit of piss came out. What a great end to Wednesday evening.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:43 - Aug 27 with 4179 viewsboroughblue

A with everything with that lot, I’m holding my laughter for now, as it’s always been the case (in my lifetime at least) that they somehow always seem to have the final laugh.

But, on the face of it, a very good bit of buiseness. Funny how MA et al are getting a lot of praise all of a sudden now 🤔

Hope the X admin has some fun announcing the signing, ‘south of the boarder’ by Ed Sheeran or something would be a good laugh
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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:43 - Aug 27 with 4158 viewsChris_ITFC

And how it’s basically imminent as soon as it’s out.

How has THAT not been leaked before now?!

Imagine the stress on here if that one rumbles on..

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:44 - Aug 27 with 4099 viewsFrimleyBlue

I was going to say earlier, even if he turns out sht, we will always have today

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:53 - Aug 27 with 3962 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:43 - Aug 27 by Chris_ITFC

And how it’s basically imminent as soon as it’s out.

How has THAT not been leaked before now?!

Imagine the stress on here if that one rumbles on..


I think the shock factor has made it better tbh.

The fact is pr1cks like that Chris reeve will really really be hurt by this. And that alone makes me smile.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 22:39 - Aug 27 with 3608 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 22:41 - Aug 27 with 3560 viewsITFC_Follower

they can buy muric for 10m just to make them feel better :P

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 22:45 - Aug 27 with 3499 viewsITFC_Forever

Second best?

Who’s their best? And don’t say Sargent… he’s crap.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 22:53 - Aug 27 with 3420 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 22:45 - Aug 27 by ITFC_Forever

Second best?

Who’s their best? And don’t say Sargent… he’s crap.


He is sh*te tbf. But is widely regarded as their best player.

Nunez by most seems to be seen as their next best.

This is just magnificent tbh

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 22:57 - Aug 27 with 3373 viewsBloomBlue

I'm not pissing myself over it.


But when he scores the winner against them, I'll have a massive wet patch in the front of my Coes of Ipswich slacks and a big brown patch in the back of them.
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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 23:24 - Aug 27 with 3222 viewsITFC_Follower

id love the club to get an advertising board in Norwich with the welcome to Ipswich Nunez phrase on it.

or can we crowdfund for that?

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 23:57 - Aug 27 with 3053 viewsMVBlue

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:43 - Aug 27 by boroughblue

A with everything with that lot, I’m holding my laughter for now, as it’s always been the case (in my lifetime at least) that they somehow always seem to have the final laugh.

But, on the face of it, a very good bit of buiseness. Funny how MA et al are getting a lot of praise all of a sudden now 🤔

Hope the X admin has some fun announcing the signing, ‘south of the boarder’ by Ed Sheeran or something would be a good laugh


I always listen to Sheerans collab song "South of the Border" thinking its Ed telling a girl to come South to Suffolk.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 00:33 - Aug 28 with 2917 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

I’ve already lined up a tweet on my firms twitter account for tomorrow to do with the transfer. I will be cutting the Norwich relegation odds simultaneously to give me a reason to tweet it.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 01:51 - Aug 28 with 2779 viewsJoey_Joe_Joe_Junior

It’s funny, albeit I think we are quite far down the list here. Good player with champ experience, decent age and creative in a crap side, could be a good and ambitious move for him.

Will be interesting to see how it works out.

I really want the Norwegian kid though, that would put the spend quite high but I’d like to take that risk. McAteer isn’t an out and out take players on type winger.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 08:09 - Aug 28 with 2330 viewsflykickingbybgunn

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 01:51 - Aug 28 by Joey_Joe_Joe_Junior

It’s funny, albeit I think we are quite far down the list here. Good player with champ experience, decent age and creative in a crap side, could be a good and ambitious move for him.

Will be interesting to see how it works out.

I really want the Norwegian kid though, that would put the spend quite high but I’d like to take that risk. McAteer isn’t an out and out take players on type winger.


But surely Nunez will be behind Szmodics and Chappers for a place in the middle.
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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 08:10 - Aug 28 with 2296 viewsFrimleyBlue

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 08:09 - Aug 28 by flykickingbybgunn

But surely Nunez will be behind Szmodics and Chappers for a place in the middle.


If nunez is being viewed as our central 10, then imo he's ahead of sammy

we are crying out for creativity up the pitch, Sammy is more of a support striker, not a creator

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 08:19 - Aug 28 with 2200 viewsMattinLondon

I would love to read the NCFC WhatsApp group chat to see their views on this transfer.

I know that most players don’t really buy into club rivalries and are much more pragmatic- but it’ll still be interesting nonetheless. One of their players has a canary tattoo on his arm so he won’t be too pleased.
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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 09:00 - Aug 28 with 1986 viewsDBaldy

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 00:33 - Aug 28 by The_Romford_Blue

I’ve already lined up a tweet on my firms twitter account for tomorrow to do with the transfer. I will be cutting the Norwich relegation odds simultaneously to give me a reason to tweet it.


Please share that on here for those of us without Twitter
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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 09:09 - Aug 28 with 1905 viewsHighgateBlue

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 22:45 - Aug 27 by ITFC_Forever

Second best?

Who’s their best? And don’t say Sargent… he’s crap.


4 games, 4 goals. And what has our team managed in that time?

He plays for Norwich, he has annoying hair, he's American. All of that. But he's not crap.
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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 09:11 - Aug 28 with 1873 viewstextbackup

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 08:09 - Aug 28 by flykickingbybgunn

But surely Nunez will be behind Szmodics and Chappers for a place in the middle.


The highlights I’ve seen of him, he seems to be sat rather deep, spraying it around, and driving forwards?

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 09:51 - Aug 28 with 1712 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 09:11 - Aug 28 by textbackup

The highlights I’ve seen of him, he seems to be sat rather deep, spraying it around, and driving forwards?


Yep deeper midfielder for sure.

We all had the displeasure of watching the PNE game. We were crying out for someone like Nunez next to Azor.

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 13:07 - Oct 3 with 660 viewsChris_ITFC

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m pissing myself on 21:53 - Aug 27 by The_Romford_Blue

I think the shock factor has made it better tbh.

The fact is pr1cks like that Chris reeve will really really be hurt by this. And that alone makes me smile.



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