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1. All steam puddings bar Christmas Pudding 2. Tapioca, semolina and associated slurry 3. Spam, luncheon meat, corned beef, Ye Olde Oak horror in a tin 4. Organs and offal - tripe, liver, kidney 5. Black Pudding 6. Wagonwheels 7. Prawns and all crustaceans 8. Tofu (why, just why?), quorn and any meat substitute. Eat the real thing! 9. Macaroni cheese or cauliflower cheese (cauliflower, cheese or pasta - great but not as a combo) 10. Scrambled egg
Ban this little lot and the world is a better place.
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:24 - Feb 11 with 2279 views
1. Spam fritters are delicious 2. How can you have a full English without black pudding??? 3. What's wrong with wagon wheels 4. No prawns or any crustaceans? I'm genuinely starting to feel sorry for you and your childlike palette 5. Tofu isn't a meat substitute, it's its own thing and is very tasty when cooked well 6. Mac and cheese/cheese pasta/scrambled egg - now makes me think you're on a wind-up and this is pure rage-bait!
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:34 - Feb 11 with 2212 views
1. All steam puddings bar Christmas Pudding YES 2. Tapioca, semolina and associated slurry YES 3. Spam, luncheon meat, corned beef, Ye Olde Oak horror in a tin YES 4. Organs and offal - tripe, liver, kidney YES 5. Black Pudding YES 6. Wagonwheels NO 7. Prawns and all crustaceans NO 8. Tofu (why, just why?), quorn and any meat substitute. Eat the real thing! YES 9. Macaroni cheese or cauliflower cheese (cauliflower, cheese or pasta - great but not as a combo) NO 10. Scrambled egg NO
Replace Wagon Wheels with Jaffa Cakes Prawns with Dark Chocolate Scramble eggs with jacket potato
10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:34 - Feb 11 by Keno
1. All steam puddings bar Christmas Pudding YES 2. Tapioca, semolina and associated slurry YES 3. Spam, luncheon meat, corned beef, Ye Olde Oak horror in a tin YES 4. Organs and offal - tripe, liver, kidney YES 5. Black Pudding YES 6. Wagonwheels NO 7. Prawns and all crustaceans NO 8. Tofu (why, just why?), quorn and any meat substitute. Eat the real thing! YES 9. Macaroni cheese or cauliflower cheese (cauliflower, cheese or pasta - great but not as a combo) NO 10. Scrambled egg NO
Replace Wagon Wheels with Jaffa Cakes Prawns with Dark Chocolate Scramble eggs with jacket potato
this subject's too important for one of your comedy posts!
I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.
I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.
A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.
Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.
Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.
The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious
A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.
You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.
It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:39 - Feb 11 by Plums
I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.
I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.
A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.
Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.
Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.
The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious
A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.
You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.
I was nodding along to a lot of this and then I read the bit about fries, you lost me.
Fries and mayo are top tier, I'd say fries are better than chips and that's a hill I'm prepared to die on.
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:43 - Feb 11 with 1869 views
10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:13 - Feb 11 by Cafe_Newman
That this post hasn't received a record number of downvotes is testament to the quality of your posting history to date.
But this post is so wrong that it comes across as veiled shout for help.
Are you okay, Churchman? Would you like to speak to Angela?
Black pudding, seriously?
I’m with him on black pudding but only because of an horrendous D of E incident. Was sick 17 times in one night, after about the 5th time there was nothing to throw up apart from green bile. Couldn’t eat bacon for a couple of years after that (full English was the last thing I ate before the incident) and still no black pudding, 35 years later. I know I enjoyed it before. Managed Clonakilty white pudding with apple sauce, very good.
10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:39 - Feb 11 by Plums
I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.
I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.
A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.
Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.
Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.
The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious
A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.
You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.
I cook all my scrambled eggs in the microwave. Agree they can be rubbery if overcooked. The trick is to catch them early and let them finish on the plate when they are still steaming. So much easier than a pan as job done in under two mins.
I do agree though that the pan way of cooking is better but for me when I am grabbing lunch or breakfast it's really not that noticeable
10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:22 - Feb 11 by baxterbasics
Celery to be added to the list please.
I used to work for an insurance company where the food in the canteen had an unparalleled amount of that in it and we could only imagine that it was a management joke in response to slips of paper in the suggestions box (also situated in the canteen) asking for a rise in salary...
10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:39 - Feb 11 by Plums
I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.
I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.
A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.
Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.
Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.
The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious
A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.
You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.
Well, some of the voices in my head are sane.
All this stuff is edible. I should know I’ve tried it! Including scrambled egg drunk from a mug (short spell at boarding school where food was fuel), cold faggots, proper haggis (cooked by a lovely Scottish friend of mine and was actually quite nice) you name it.
Doesn’t mean that when I become Emperor (reading about Julius Caesar at the moment) it won’t get banned.
Tofu makes great cat litter.
Tried black pudding on various occasions including in Scarborough last year - and it’s just unpleasant.
Happy to swap corned beef (the best of the canned sludge foods because it at least has texture) for Bavarian White Sausage. A truly revolting abomination.
Edit: chocolate and orange is a good combo, including in kitkat. Fries or chips to give the correct name in all forms are great