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10 Foods that belong in the bin 11:16 - Feb 11 with 4572 viewsChurchman

On the back of Benter’s Jam Roly Poly nightmare:

1. All steam puddings bar Christmas Pudding
2. Tapioca, semolina and associated slurry
3. Spam, luncheon meat, corned beef, Ye Olde Oak horror in a tin
4. Organs and offal - tripe, liver, kidney
5. Black Pudding
6. Wagonwheels
7. Prawns and all crustaceans
8. Tofu (why, just why?), quorn and any meat substitute. Eat the real thing!
9. Macaroni cheese or cauliflower cheese (cauliflower, cheese or pasta - great but not as a combo)
10. Scrambled egg

Ban this little lot and the world is a better place.
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:24 - Feb 11 with 2279 viewsleitrimblue

I'm fine with banning 2,4,7,8,9 and 10. Obviously yer just joking with 1 and 3 and I'm still a swing voter on 5 and 6.
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Agree on all of them…. on 11:27 - Feb 11 with 2261 viewsBloots

….except 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 and 10.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:28 - Feb 11 with 2252 viewspositivity

hard agree on the top 5, need to work on a 2nd draft for 7,8 and 9 especially...

done right these things can be exceptional!

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:33 - Feb 11 with 2219 viewsNedPlimpton

A few points of order

1. Spam fritters are delicious
2. How can you have a full English without black pudding???
3. What's wrong with wagon wheels
4. No prawns or any crustaceans? I'm genuinely starting to feel sorry for you and your childlike palette
5. Tofu isn't a meat substitute, it's its own thing and is very tasty when cooked well
6. Mac and cheese/cheese pasta/scrambled egg - now makes me think you're on a wind-up and this is pure rage-bait!
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:34 - Feb 11 with 2212 viewsKeno

1. All steam puddings bar Christmas Pudding YES
2. Tapioca, semolina and associated slurry YES
3. Spam, luncheon meat, corned beef, Ye Olde Oak horror in a tin YES
4. Organs and offal - tripe, liver, kidney YES
5. Black Pudding YES
6. Wagonwheels NO
7. Prawns and all crustaceans NO
8. Tofu (why, just why?), quorn and any meat substitute. Eat the real thing! YES
9. Macaroni cheese or cauliflower cheese (cauliflower, cheese or pasta - great but not as a combo) NO
10. Scrambled egg NO

Replace
Wagon Wheels with Jaffa Cakes
Prawns with Dark Chocolate
Scramble eggs with jacket potato

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:44 - Feb 11 with 2177 viewspositivity

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:34 - Feb 11 by Keno

1. All steam puddings bar Christmas Pudding YES
2. Tapioca, semolina and associated slurry YES
3. Spam, luncheon meat, corned beef, Ye Olde Oak horror in a tin YES
4. Organs and offal - tripe, liver, kidney YES
5. Black Pudding YES
6. Wagonwheels NO
7. Prawns and all crustaceans NO
8. Tofu (why, just why?), quorn and any meat substitute. Eat the real thing! YES
9. Macaroni cheese or cauliflower cheese (cauliflower, cheese or pasta - great but not as a combo) NO
10. Scrambled egg NO

Replace
Wagon Wheels with Jaffa Cakes
Prawns with Dark Chocolate
Scramble eggs with jacket potato


this subject's too important for one of your comedy posts!

dark chocolate? jacket potato?!?!

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:52 - Feb 11 with 2143 viewshomer_123

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:44 - Feb 11 by positivity

this subject's too important for one of your comedy posts!

dark chocolate? jacket potato?!?!


Not sure about a dark chocolate topped jacket spud...but I'd give it a go.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:56 - Feb 11 with 2116 viewspositivity

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:52 - Feb 11 by homer_123

Not sure about a dark chocolate topped jacket spud...but I'd give it a go.


if the chocolate was chilli-laced it could be worth trying!

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:57 - Feb 11 with 2112 viewsMeadowlark

Tofu isn't strictly a meat substitute. It's been around a lot longer than that!
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:13 - Feb 11 with 2047 viewsCafe_Newman

That this post hasn't received a record number of downvotes is testament to the quality of your posting history to date.

But this post is so wrong that it comes across as veiled shout for help.

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Black pudding, seriously?

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:16 - Feb 11 with 2036 viewsGuthrum

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:57 - Feb 11 by Meadowlark

Tofu isn't strictly a meat substitute. It's been around a lot longer than that!


Bean Curd, to use its older Western name, has been a staple of East and South-East Asian cooking for thousands of years.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:19 - Feb 11 with 2026 viewsKeno

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:44 - Feb 11 by positivity

this subject's too important for one of your comedy posts!

dark chocolate? jacket potato?!?!


Im chuffed you think I've made a comedy post

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:22 - Feb 11 with 1987 viewsbaxterbasics

Celery to be added to the list please.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:35 - Feb 11 with 1925 viewseireblue

I must be more tolerant, I only have three items

1. Carcasses.
2. Embryos
3. Baby food taken from mothering animals for their young.



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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:35 - Feb 11 with 1925 viewsSitfcB

Agree with 2,4,5,7, and 8.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:39 - Feb 11 with 1898 viewsPlums

I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.

I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.

A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.

Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.

Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.

The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious

A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.

You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:43 - Feb 11 with 1871 views_CliveBaker_

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:39 - Feb 11 by Plums

I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.

I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.

A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.

Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.

Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.

The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious

A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.

You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.


I was nodding along to a lot of this and then I read the bit about fries, you lost me.

Fries and mayo are top tier, I'd say fries are better than chips and that's a hill I'm prepared to die on.
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:43 - Feb 11 with 1869 viewscatch74

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:13 - Feb 11 by Cafe_Newman

That this post hasn't received a record number of downvotes is testament to the quality of your posting history to date.

But this post is so wrong that it comes across as veiled shout for help.

Are you okay, Churchman? Would you like to speak to Angela?





Black pudding, seriously?


I’m with him on black pudding but only because of an horrendous D of E incident. Was sick 17 times in one night, after about the 5th time there was nothing to throw up apart from green bile. Couldn’t eat bacon for a couple of years after that (full English was the last thing I ate before the incident) and still no black pudding, 35 years later.
I know I enjoyed it before.
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:46 - Feb 11 with 1842 viewsPlums

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:43 - Feb 11 by _CliveBaker_

I was nodding along to a lot of this and then I read the bit about fries, you lost me.

Fries and mayo are top tier, I'd say fries are better than chips and that's a hill I'm prepared to die on.


I should be more specific. American fast food fries - which are often cold, pappy and lacking in evidence of potato.

Fresh, Northern European fries with proper mayo are tremendous

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:46 - Feb 11 with 1841 viewsDanTheMan

Just plain toast for you is it?

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:48 - Feb 11 with 1833 viewsmutters

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:39 - Feb 11 by Plums

I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.

I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.

A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.

Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.

Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.

The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious

A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.

You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.


I cook all my scrambled eggs in the microwave. Agree they can be rubbery if overcooked. The trick is to catch them early and let them finish on the plate when they are still steaming. So much easier than a pan as job done in under two mins.

I do agree though that the pan way of cooking is better but for me when I am grabbing lunch or breakfast it's really not that noticeable

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:49 - Feb 11 with 1824 viewsBenters

Jeez I like all of those.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:53 - Feb 11 with 1795 viewshoppy

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 11:57 - Feb 11 by Meadowlark

Tofu isn't strictly a meat substitute. It's been around a lot longer than that!


Been around a lot longer than meat?

Not sure on that as being factually true.

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:53 - Feb 11 with 1795 viewsWeWereZombies

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:22 - Feb 11 by baxterbasics

Celery to be added to the list please.


I used to work for an insurance company where the food in the canteen had an unparalleled amount of that in it and we could only imagine that it was a management joke in response to slips of paper in the suggestions box (also situated in the canteen) asking for a rise in salary...

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10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:54 - Feb 11 with 1790 viewsChurchman

10 Foods that belong in the bin on 12:39 - Feb 11 by Plums

I've always had you down as one of the posters who could be relied on to be knowledgeable, sensible and rational and then you do this? I feel betrayed.

I'm with you up to number 3 but then you include corned beef? It won the war! Corned beef and horseradish in a toastie has to be eaten to be believed.

A full English without black pudding is a crime worthy of a visit to The Hague.

Prawns and crustaceans cooked well are luxury foods.

Tofu isn't a meat substitute and cooked properly is a joy.

The last of the cauliflower cheese is the perfect thickener for the remainder of the gravy at the end of a roast. Delicious

A well done scrambled egg cooked in butter and in a pan, not rubberised in the microwave is fabulous.

You neglected to mention any form of chocolate with orange and fast food 'fries' which are just dismal.


Well, some of the voices in my head are sane.

All this stuff is edible. I should know I’ve tried it! Including scrambled egg drunk from a mug (short spell at boarding school where food was fuel), cold faggots, proper haggis (cooked by a lovely Scottish friend of mine and was actually quite nice) you name it.

Doesn’t mean that when I become Emperor (reading about Julius Caesar at the moment) it won’t get banned.

Tofu makes great cat litter.

Tried black pudding on various occasions including in Scarborough last year - and it’s just unpleasant.

Happy to swap corned beef (the best of the canned sludge foods because it at least has texture) for Bavarian White Sausage. A truly revolting abomination.

Edit: chocolate and orange is a good combo, including in kitkat. Fries or chips to give the correct name in all forms are great
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