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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot 14:02 - Apr 1 with 1480 viewsKeno

very swollen, very painful and struggling to walk.

Spoke to the GP who asked if anything stressful may have triggered it. I said YES!! Nigel Farage was allowed to hijack Ipswich Town FC for a PR c... sorry stunt, the club chairman then lied about it and eventually issues a really meaningless apology

The GP sympathised and has given a prescription for strong anti-inflammatories

F4ck Farage, F4ck Ashton, F4ck gout

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:08 - Apr 1 with 1435 viewsSwansea_Blue

That sounds awful, sorry to hear about the annoyance of that festering pain.

Oh, and sorry to hear about the gout too.

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:09 - Apr 1 with 1433 viewsNthQldITFC

Let's hope it doesn't last all summer, like what poor old Dodgy had in the 90s.



...he said very unsympathetically.

I've heard it can be alleviated by kicking a Ref*rm campaigner up the pipe!
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Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:12 - Apr 1 with 1413 viewsBigalhunter

I’d always somewhat mistakenly believed that gout was brought on by too much good living, port, pate, red meat….

Hope you feel better soon.

Ashton Gout!

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:28 - Apr 1 with 1342 viewsCrayonKing

Sorry to hear that. Gout is horrible. Literally the most (physically) painful thing I've experienced.

100% agree with the final sentence too!
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 16:20 - Apr 1 with 1193 viewsFreddies_Ears

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:28 - Apr 1 by CrayonKing

Sorry to hear that. Gout is horrible. Literally the most (physically) painful thing I've experienced.

100% agree with the final sentence too!


Naproxen. Wonderful things.
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 17:43 - Apr 1 with 1113 viewsblueislander

Apparently there are two types of gout known as “rich man’s “ and “poor man’s “ I wonder which type you have?
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 18:10 - Apr 1 with 1080 viewsChurchman

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:12 - Apr 1 by Bigalhunter

I’d always somewhat mistakenly believed that gout was brought on by too much good living, port, pate, red meat….

Hope you feel better soon.

Ashton Gout!


That’s what I thought!

I think Keno has been swilling down too much Dows finest, a cow or two and slabs of Fortnums Pate. The old guzzler is just trying to fob off his George 4th over indulgence on Ashton.

I hope you feel better soon, you old soak. Seriously, I gather gout is mighty painful.
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 21:46 - Apr 1 with 984 viewsPlums

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 17:43 - Apr 1 by blueislander

Apparently there are two types of gout known as “rich man’s “ and “poor man’s “ I wonder which type you have?


Poor man's must be what used to be called pseudogout which I've had in my left knee. Nasty little calcium crystals that get themselves into places they have no business being (a bit like politicians at a football club). I went from a minor niggle to unable to put my foot on the floor in about 15 mins. Excruciating pain.

As someone said, Naproxen is wonderful stuff!

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:08 - Apr 1 with 934 viewsBlacknGoldnBlue

If you like cherries, eat them! If you don't like cherries, eat them. Drink cherry juice! When ever I have gout - that's what I do, painkillers never touched it but cherries......

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:11 - Apr 1 with 903 viewsKeno

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:08 - Apr 1 by BlacknGoldnBlue

If you like cherries, eat them! If you don't like cherries, eat them. Drink cherry juice! When ever I have gout - that's what I do, painkillers never touched it but cherries......


I got 24 bottles of Frobishers cherry juice yesterday, had 6 already

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:47 - Apr 1 with 851 viewsAljoBlue

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:11 - Apr 1 by Keno

I got 24 bottles of Frobishers cherry juice yesterday, had 6 already


this is the stuff that works for me, obviously you dilute it

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:55 - Apr 1 with 840 viewsjontysnut

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:08 - Apr 1 by Swansea_Blue

That sounds awful, sorry to hear about the annoyance of that festering pain.

Oh, and sorry to hear about the gout too.


You can get rid of gout.
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:56 - Apr 1 with 837 viewseireblue

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:11 - Apr 1 by Keno

I got 24 bottles of Frobishers cherry juice yesterday, had 6 already


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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 00:12 - Apr 2 with 778 viewsvinceg

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:11 - Apr 1 by Keno

I got 24 bottles of Frobishers cherry juice yesterday, had 6 already


got to be made from the right cherries though. Cherries are delicious but you need the sour type. If they're too sour for you, try the Holland & Barrett Montmorency Cherry capsules. Worked for me
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 08:38 - Apr 2 with 668 viewsKeno

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 00:12 - Apr 2 by vinceg

got to be made from the right cherries though. Cherries are delicious but you need the sour type. If they're too sour for you, try the Holland & Barrett Montmorency Cherry capsules. Worked for me


I know, I do like the Frobisher one and do find it helps

When this settles the GP wants to do some blood tests too check various things and if possible get me onto allopurinol. One issue there is I am hyperglycemic so have to be careful not to do anything that potentially lowers blood sugar
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 09:18 - Apr 2 with 618 viewsMedwayTractor

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 22:08 - Apr 1 by BlacknGoldnBlue

If you like cherries, eat them! If you don't like cherries, eat them. Drink cherry juice! When ever I have gout - that's what I do, painkillers never touched it but cherries......


Cherries and cherry juice is good, also try taking a mug of good (ie local raw) honey with cider apple vinegar, Aspall's is good, just dissolve in hot water, like making tea. It's what I take whenever I get a twinge in the big toe joints. Painkillers have no effect gout pain, in my experience.

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 09:22 - Apr 2 with 606 viewsEdwardStone

One of the cheapest remedies is to drink more water

A lot more water
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 09:30 - Apr 2 with 596 viewsKeno

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 09:22 - Apr 2 by EdwardStone

One of the cheapest remedies is to drink more water

A lot more water


I have been!!

Been p1ssing like there’s no tomorrow

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 11:33 - Apr 2 with 513 viewsnoggin

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 14:12 - Apr 1 by Bigalhunter

I’d always somewhat mistakenly believed that gout was brought on by too much good living, port, pate, red meat….

Hope you feel better soon.

Ashton Gout!



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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 13:56 - Apr 2 with 448 viewsbentley_blue

Ashton Gout
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 15:11 - Apr 2 with 393 viewsmellowblue

poor you ! Keep your foot raised above your stomach when you can, reduces blood flow and helps with the throbbing.
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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 21:19 - Apr 2 with 246 viewsBigalhunter

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 15:11 - Apr 2 by mellowblue

poor you ! Keep your foot raised above your stomach when you can, reduces blood flow and helps with the throbbing.


Someone on here is now snickering like Finbar Saunders…or they’ve face planted their trusty old issue of Razzle actually trying it..

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Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 21:22 - Apr 2 with 240 viewsSwansea_Blue

Ive a horrid gout flare up in my foot on 21:19 - Apr 2 by Bigalhunter

Someone on here is now snickering like Finbar Saunders…or they’ve face planted their trusty old issue of Razzle actually trying it..

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