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Eurovision song contest 00:07 - May 17 with 2948 viewsessexpaul64

Uk came last with just 1 point. Are we the millwall of Eurovision. No one likes us, we dont care
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Eurovision song contest on 12:41 - May 17 with 821 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Eurovision song contest on 12:28 - May 17 by Sarge

Bang on. A lot of people seem to think it’s this contest that pops up out of nowhere once a year but for many of the other countries it’s the end of a months-long public process of national selections and public votes etc.

A lot of people in this country also consider it a joke contest for a bit of a laugh which is not how it’s treated in most other countries. Sweden’s selection process is one of the biggest events of the year, Italy’s is selected via the biggest music festival in the country.

With the exception of last night, good songs tend to do well whether they’re serious or not. Ukraine 2007 being a prime example, bizarre but catchy and memorable. Espresso Machiatto last year was similar in style to ours this year except more put together musically and memorable and thus came third.

Bottom line is aside from a rare success in 2022 we put in crap songs decided by committee in a BBC office somewhere instead of getting the public on board like almost every other successful broadcaster.
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Good points. Most music industry experts would tell you that the worst thing you can do is try to write a song specifically FOR a competition, or sync brief.

The best example I can think of for this was Flying The Flag by Scooch. It was 3 minutes of pointing out every Eurovision stereotype they could cram in.

I'm not saying that's what Sam did, and I've got nothing against the guy, but that model will rarely produce a quality song.

Many of the entries are not to my musical taste, but I can appreciate if they have been well written, even if I wouldn't put them on a playlist.

I think you are right that the UK audience has a large contingent that watch it for a laugh, and if it's not taken seriously, why would songwriters want to apply to enter?
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Eurovision song contest on 12:41 - May 17 with 819 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Eurovision song contest on 12:39 - May 17 by pointofblue

If you don't mind me asking, why don't you wish to write a song for Eurovision? And if other British songwriters are taking the same approach perhaps that's why we're struggling.


If you check out my previous message to Sarge, you'll see why in there.

If it's considered a 'bit of camp fun, just a laugh' by a large proportion of the UK audience, it's not a huge incentive if you are serious about your art.

The year Sam Ryder won, the promotion campaign was excellent, in the UK and all over Europe. They paired an excellent song with a decent campaign. Exactly what many other countries do. Since then, the promotion has been scant, and the quality of songs poorer.

We had the model to succeed, yet cast it aside with later entries.
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Eurovision song contest on 12:56 - May 17 with 775 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Eurovision song contest on 11:55 - May 17 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

Wow. Ok, hun. I obviously hit a nerve.

I do write songs, but don't care to write one for that competition, thanks.

Enjoy your Sunday. "Try to choose the path of being nice".
[Post edited 17 May 12:01]


Erm, no nerve hit here. I'm just saying it's nonsense to say it's easy - otherwise everyone would be doing it!
In what way have I not been nice? I hardly think "claptrap" is particularly offensive!

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Eurovision song contest on 13:01 - May 17 with 759 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Eurovision song contest on 12:56 - May 17 by The_Flashing_Smile

Erm, no nerve hit here. I'm just saying it's nonsense to say it's easy - otherwise everyone would be doing it!
In what way have I not been nice? I hardly think "claptrap" is particularly offensive!


I think the 'if you think it's so easy why don't you write a song?' was a bit passive aggressive. But I had just woken up, so I may have been a bit over sensitive.

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Eurovision song contest on 13:03 - May 17 with 747 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Eurovision song contest on 12:11 - May 17 by TheMoralMajority

Not entirely true. Music taste is, certainly, subjective, however popular music is normally formulaic.

Outside of some exceptions, chart topping music tends to follow certain formulas. Stock, Aitken and Waterman made a career out of it.

(usual caveats apply, your mileage may vary, returns can go down as well as up, consult your medical practitioner)


This isn't chart topping music though, it's Eurovision!
Very few, if any, of last night's songs will be hits in the official charts. And very few famous/established artists enter. It's not like the World Cup where we put forward our best players. The UK entry makes the point perfectly - all the sucessful artists this country produces and we put forward an unknown (by the mainstream) youtuber who's never been anywhere near the charts.

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Eurovision song contest on 13:07 - May 17 with 723 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Eurovision song contest on 13:01 - May 17 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I think the 'if you think it's so easy why don't you write a song?' was a bit passive aggressive. But I had just woken up, so I may have been a bit over sensitive.


Blimey, just woken up at midday? Big Eurovision party?!

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Eurovision song contest on 13:10 - May 17 with 716 viewsRyorry

Eurovision song contest on 11:55 - May 17 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

Wow. Ok, hun. I obviously hit a nerve.

I do write songs, but don't care to write one for that competition, thanks.

Enjoy your Sunday. "Try to choose the path of being nice".
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😂

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Eurovision song contest on 13:16 - May 17 with 704 viewsSwansea_Blue

Eurovision song contest on 12:41 - May 17 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

Good points. Most music industry experts would tell you that the worst thing you can do is try to write a song specifically FOR a competition, or sync brief.

The best example I can think of for this was Flying The Flag by Scooch. It was 3 minutes of pointing out every Eurovision stereotype they could cram in.

I'm not saying that's what Sam did, and I've got nothing against the guy, but that model will rarely produce a quality song.

Many of the entries are not to my musical taste, but I can appreciate if they have been well written, even if I wouldn't put them on a playlist.

I think you are right that the UK audience has a large contingent that watch it for a laugh, and if it's not taken seriously, why would songwriters want to apply to enter?
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“ Most music industry experts would tell you that the worst thing you can do is try to write a song specifically FOR a competition”

*ahem*. That didn’t hold back the Scots with this all time classic :)



I quite enjoyed it last night. I thought Sweden would do a lot better than they did, but maybe it was too generic dance. I quite like the ones with haunting voices like Ukraine and the fella with mirrors. And of course the Euro trash metal stuff lol

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Eurovision song contest on 13:21 - May 17 with 701 viewsTrequartista

And that point was just a mark of gratitude from Ukraine for Storm Shadow missiles.

I only watched the scoring as I can't bear Eurovision, but I'm a heterosexual man so I accept others love it.

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Eurovision song contest on 13:33 - May 17 with 678 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Eurovision song contest on 13:07 - May 17 by The_Flashing_Smile

Blimey, just woken up at midday? Big Eurovision party?!


That, and blasted insomnia...

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Eurovision song contest on 14:17 - May 17 with 614 viewsRonFearonsHair

Eurovision song contest on 09:55 - May 17 by LandOfMickyStockwell

I thought Dara did brilliantly last night. Captained his country AND won a song contest!

Dara and McKenna's men, we're going up again!


Certainly kept that impressive looking pair upfront tightly under wraps.
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Eurovision song contest on 17:20 - May 17 with 553 viewsronnyd

Eurovision song contest on 14:17 - May 17 by RonFearonsHair

Certainly kept that impressive looking pair upfront tightly under wraps.


just watched it on YouTube, hardly in the class of Abracadabra is it.
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Eurovision song contest on 18:47 - May 17 with 514 viewsBenters

Eurovision song contest on 07:54 - May 17 by The_Flashing_Smile

Why are you and Benters in this thread if you don't like it? It's clearly labelled.


Because it’s a forum and people talk about things they like or don’t like,maybe?

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Eurovision song contest on 21:02 - May 17 with 470 viewseirannach_gorm

Eurovision song contest on 10:02 - May 17 by Warkystache



This is the episode of Father Ted that was on Irish TV during the Eurovision.
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Eurovision song contest on 21:19 - May 17 with 447 viewsClareBlue

Just come back from the Balkans and often travel in Eastern Europe and Baltics. There is no hate for UK or their politics transfered to Eurovision. It is purely that our songs have not been up to the production and marketing and the actual song not very good. When we get it together they have no issues with voting for us.
Everyone thinks Ireland is loved by Europe and causes no offence and know how to enter a winning song. UK have won it more recently than Ireland. Ireland are in a time warp and the songs they enter are just not very good anymore. I witness their selection process and it is excruciating. UK can win if they enter something that is a winning song.
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Eurovision song contest on 21:34 - May 17 with 436 viewsClareBlue

But us taking the piss out of it, including how we broadcast it, is insulting to plenty of Countries. There are Countries that see the Eurovision as an opportunity to show a National identity that has been denied them over years through oppression that isn't always understood by Western Countries. If you are Lithuania and sing a song about Russian oppression in Lithuanian and then get a smug Graham Norton (Irish) making comments about a costume on our National Broadcaster, or whatever, how are you supposed to feel to the UK. The real issue is the UK think it's a joke. Most of the Countries don't for very good reasons.
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Eurovision song contest on 21:42 - May 17 with 429 viewsLuciBlue

Eurovision song contest on 11:22 - May 17 by RadioOrwell

Was it significantly worse than the winner ?
I know she had hot pants and everything but ...
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it's the 'and everything' that got her noticed. Then she sang well, spoke well, and the dancers backed her up. 10/10

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Eurovision song contest on 21:44 - May 17 with 428 viewsLuciBlue

Eurovision song contest on 11:45 - May 17 by redrickstuhaart

Was there not a massive sense of cultural appropriation about the winner? I have literally only seen 30 seconds, but some white Bulgarian women repeatedly making noise with a tone / accent that sounds like some agressive Jamaican ragamuffin type stuff?


No, everything is culrural appropriation if you want to find it.

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Eurovision song contest on 22:10 - May 17 with 412 viewsredrickstuhaart

Eurovision song contest on 21:44 - May 17 by LuciBlue

No, everything is culrural appropriation if you want to find it.


Not really. This was weird and uncomfortable.

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Eurovision song contest on 08:06 - May 18 with 350 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Eurovision song contest on 21:34 - May 17 by ClareBlue

But us taking the piss out of it, including how we broadcast it, is insulting to plenty of Countries. There are Countries that see the Eurovision as an opportunity to show a National identity that has been denied them over years through oppression that isn't always understood by Western Countries. If you are Lithuania and sing a song about Russian oppression in Lithuanian and then get a smug Graham Norton (Irish) making comments about a costume on our National Broadcaster, or whatever, how are you supposed to feel to the UK. The real issue is the UK think it's a joke. Most of the Countries don't for very good reasons.


So people in Lithuania are watching the BBC and listening to Graham Norton are they?

And he doesn't smugly take the piss out of anyone's national costume. Stop making stuff up.

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Eurovision song contest on 08:33 - May 18 with 325 viewsHerbivore

Eurovision song contest on 21:34 - May 17 by ClareBlue

But us taking the piss out of it, including how we broadcast it, is insulting to plenty of Countries. There are Countries that see the Eurovision as an opportunity to show a National identity that has been denied them over years through oppression that isn't always understood by Western Countries. If you are Lithuania and sing a song about Russian oppression in Lithuanian and then get a smug Graham Norton (Irish) making comments about a costume on our National Broadcaster, or whatever, how are you supposed to feel to the UK. The real issue is the UK think it's a joke. Most of the Countries don't for very good reasons.


We take the piss out of it because it's shit.

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Eurovision song contest on 11:12 - May 18 with 244 viewsBloomBlue

Not sure, we did win in 1997, but for example France last won in 1977 and Spain 1969. Some countries just don't write songs that the Eurovision audience like.
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Eurovision song contest on 11:17 - May 18 with 242 viewsgiant_stow

Eurovision song contest on 22:10 - May 17 by redrickstuhaart

Not really. This was weird and uncomfortable.


Never entered my head until I saw your comment.

Maybe you're right, but I would say if you are, its only because that style has become completely mainstream to the point its everyone's culture now.

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