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The most boring book you’ve ever read? 09:29 - Sep 17 with 6179 viewsRyorry

It’s ‘The Mill on the Floss’ (George Eliot) for me. Insomnia cure and useful doorstop though.




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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 16:52 - Sep 17 with 910 viewsmellowblue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 15:15 - Sep 17 by jontysnut

Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco

Generally anything Victorian with people wearing bonnets

Dickens is always a slog for me, as are Russian novels with 452 characters


Foucault's Pendulum was a slog, Name of the Rose and Baudolino were more fun.

I like Dickens, though a lot is social commentary as well as story telling. At least it is well structured as he had to serialise his books, chapter by chapter to weekly magazines so if a book had 26 chapters, it would take 6 months to read.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 16:58 - Sep 17 with 887 viewsmellowblue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 13:27 - Sep 17 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

It's a toss up between:

The Mill on the Floss (didn't finish it)
The Great Gatsby (didn't finish it)
Tender Is The Night (did finish it but thought there must have been some pages missing as it just sort of ended without really going anywhere or tying up any loose ends)
Oh, and The Dubliners. Waste of paper, that
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Great Gatsby is good, but overhyped. Tender is the Night did sort of peter out.
F Scott Fitzgerald works flow pretty well. I like his writing style.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 17:09 - Sep 17 with 853 viewsDarkBrandon

The Old Testament.

I also read The Leopard by Lampedusa, which either was just terrible or (probably more likely) went way over my head.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 17:10 - Sep 17 with 853 viewsDJR

Has anyone read the whole of Proust's In Search of Lost Time (or Remembrance of Things Past)?

It is 4,125 pages long, and in 7 volumes.

I read the first volume (Swann's Way) last year. It was an effort partly because of the long sentences and inconclusive narrative but in the end quite rewarding. But I started on the second volume and gave up because I was not sure I could put up with another 6 volumes of it.
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The Oxford English Dictionary…. on 17:47 - Sep 17 with 817 viewsNthQldITFC

The Oxford English Dictionary…. on 10:43 - Sep 17 by Bloots

….lacks any storyline and has absolutely zero character development.

The ending made no sense either, the author just drops in some South American weevils for no reason at all.

Load of rubbish.


Under a bridge with Dick and Harry.


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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 19:03 - Sep 17 with 762 viewsmellowblue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 17:09 - Sep 17 by DarkBrandon

The Old Testament.

I also read The Leopard by Lampedusa, which either was just terrible or (probably more likely) went way over my head.


I thought it pretty good, but then I love Sicily. Portrays a part of Sicily during the change from feudal dukedom to a republic about the time Garibaldi was forming Italy. With generous bribes of biscuits. Or something.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 19:05 - Sep 17 with 758 viewsmellowblue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 17:10 - Sep 17 by DJR

Has anyone read the whole of Proust's In Search of Lost Time (or Remembrance of Things Past)?

It is 4,125 pages long, and in 7 volumes.

I read the first volume (Swann's Way) last year. It was an effort partly because of the long sentences and inconclusive narrative but in the end quite rewarding. But I started on the second volume and gave up because I was not sure I could put up with another 6 volumes of it.
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Terrible, it meanders along going nowhere slowly. Could not get past a few chapters of volume one. If you get to the end you deserve a medal. Looks good on the shelf though.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 19:21 - Sep 17 with 742 viewsBugs

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 09:34 - Sep 17 by Keno

Captain Corellis Mandolin it just goes on and on and on ..... with so many tangents

I did like the film tho


I know an actor who was in that film. He played a big part in a subplot of the film. Unfortunately that subplot was cut from the final cut of the film, and he was in the film for 30 seconds.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 19:52 - Sep 17 with 714 viewsChurchman

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 16:51 - Sep 17 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

Urgh - yes, the Victorian's and detail! I hated Wuthering Heights because it had way too much detail and all of the characters were either utterly dislikeable or insipid.

But you'd be hard pushed to find a more boring detail-driven writer than Thomas Hardy. His books are hard work at the best of times and pretty depressing, too.


For A Level, John Milton’s Paradise Lost was on the menu. Bad. Very bad. We also had to read Bunyan’s A Pilgrims Progress as a warm up. How I got through that sorry collection of unintelligible tedium I’ll never know. Pride and Ffing Prejudice was almost light reading to that little lot.

I have to say going into the Victorian era, I got on fine with Dickens and to this day he is possibly my favourite author - but you do have to get through 20 words when one will do Victorian writing.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 20:00 - Sep 17 with 703 viewsdjgooder

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 09:41 - Sep 17 by homer_123

Shogun (James Clavell)
The Silmarillion (Tolkein)


I genuinely think shogun is a great book.

Agree with you on silmarilion though.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 20:38 - Sep 17 with 681 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 09:32 - Sep 17 by JimmyJazz

Had to read Jane Austin for O levels at school. Might have been more receptive at an older age, but at that age it was dreadful and maybe contributed to why I failed English Lit


One of my A level English essays was my considered thoughts on Jane Austen's Emma being Jacquie magazine for the middle classes. Not well received.

This was pretty dull too...


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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 20:54 - Sep 17 with 661 viewsDarkBrandon

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 17:10 - Sep 17 by DJR

Has anyone read the whole of Proust's In Search of Lost Time (or Remembrance of Things Past)?

It is 4,125 pages long, and in 7 volumes.

I read the first volume (Swann's Way) last year. It was an effort partly because of the long sentences and inconclusive narrative but in the end quite rewarding. But I started on the second volume and gave up because I was not sure I could put up with another 6 volumes of it.
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I gave up about 4 volumes in. It really does drag on.

I also discover that the chap who translated it from French to English was a massive prude, who censored the (few) sex scenes making the narrative make even less sense by obscuring what was actually going on.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 21:24 - Sep 17 with 630 viewsmellowblue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 19:52 - Sep 17 by Churchman

For A Level, John Milton’s Paradise Lost was on the menu. Bad. Very bad. We also had to read Bunyan’s A Pilgrims Progress as a warm up. How I got through that sorry collection of unintelligible tedium I’ll never know. Pride and Ffing Prejudice was almost light reading to that little lot.

I have to say going into the Victorian era, I got on fine with Dickens and to this day he is possibly my favourite author - but you do have to get through 20 words when one will do Victorian writing.


Dickens definitely padded out his writing to reach whatever he was contracted for by the weekly magazines his books were serialized in.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:00 - Sep 17 with 609 viewsbalcombeblue

Anything by Kafka
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:15 - Sep 17 with 597 viewsmellowblue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:00 - Sep 17 by balcombeblue

Anything by Kafka


I've read both The trial and The Castle. Both are about the battle against local bureaucracy and ultimately nothing is achieved. I found them entertaining but slightly dark and surreal.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:19 - Sep 17 with 591 viewsbalcombeblue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:15 - Sep 17 by mellowblue

I've read both The trial and The Castle. Both are about the battle against local bureaucracy and ultimately nothing is achieved. I found them entertaining but slightly dark and surreal.


The Trial was better than the Castle. So frustrating and then a sudden end!
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:35 - Sep 17 with 582 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 19:52 - Sep 17 by Churchman

For A Level, John Milton’s Paradise Lost was on the menu. Bad. Very bad. We also had to read Bunyan’s A Pilgrims Progress as a warm up. How I got through that sorry collection of unintelligible tedium I’ll never know. Pride and Ffing Prejudice was almost light reading to that little lot.

I have to say going into the Victorian era, I got on fine with Dickens and to this day he is possibly my favourite author - but you do have to get through 20 words when one will do Victorian writing.


I was quite fortunate in my A Level English course. Sure, I had to deal with James Joyce's awful book of short stories, The Dubliners, but the other literature was Keats' poems and the marvelous Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. I got off relatively lightly.

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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:55 - Sep 17 with 562 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 19:52 - Sep 17 by Churchman

For A Level, John Milton’s Paradise Lost was on the menu. Bad. Very bad. We also had to read Bunyan’s A Pilgrims Progress as a warm up. How I got through that sorry collection of unintelligible tedium I’ll never know. Pride and Ffing Prejudice was almost light reading to that little lot.

I have to say going into the Victorian era, I got on fine with Dickens and to this day he is possibly my favourite author - but you do have to get through 20 words when one will do Victorian writing.


Interesting isn't it as I have always found Pilgrim's Progress an engaging read.
Paradise Lost less engaging perhaps but way more challenging of course (17th century poetry rather than later novels, a huge difference for writer and reader) nevertheless something I have returned to many times.

With you on Dickens and actually re-reading Bleak House (for me his best work) now.

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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:57 - Sep 17 with 556 viewsMarkp68

Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe, truly the most tedious thing I’ve ever read. Not very long but I recall it took ages. Had to read it for my O or A level English can’t remember which but 40+ years later it’s tedium has never been surpassed
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:58 - Sep 17 with 550 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:57 - Sep 17 by Markp68

Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe, truly the most tedious thing I’ve ever read. Not very long but I recall it took ages. Had to read it for my O or A level English can’t remember which but 40+ years later it’s tedium has never been surpassed


But what a TV series.

And those musical themes!!!!!


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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 23:11 - Sep 17 with 529 viewsPerublue

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 11:16 - Sep 17 by PhilTWTD

Middlemarch to add to the George Eliot non-fan club.


God,he sounds like a rubbish author.

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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 01:34 - Sep 18 with 457 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 02:34 - Sep 18 with 434 viewsRyorry

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:15 - Sep 17 by mellowblue

I've read both The trial and The Castle. Both are about the battle against local bureaucracy and ultimately nothing is achieved. I found them entertaining but slightly dark and surreal.


I ‘enjoyed’ The Trial because of it being such a potentially realistic horror story. Conventional horror fiction and films just don’t do it for me, can’t suspend my disbelief long enough, they just make me laugh.

If Kafka were still alive, I think he might write a sequel - ‘The Evri Call Centre’.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 05:29 - Sep 18 with 394 viewsChurchman

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:55 - Sep 17 by You_Bloo_Right

Interesting isn't it as I have always found Pilgrim's Progress an engaging read.
Paradise Lost less engaging perhaps but way more challenging of course (17th century poetry rather than later novels, a huge difference for writer and reader) nevertheless something I have returned to many times.

With you on Dickens and actually re-reading Bleak House (for me his best work) now.


It’s one of the fascinating things that like art, people can have such diverse views over books and there’s no right or wrong.

Bleak House is one of my favourites too. Best work? Quite possibly. But if I had to pick one favourite, it’d be Copperfield. Mainly because it’s semi autobiographical and some of the settings are familiar to me.

As has been pointed out, he wrote in chapters that were self contained little stories for serialised magazine publication - Sketches by Boz, household Words. Having been a journalist and Parliament writer he was well trained to write that way.

Not only does he bring characters to life and write a great story, but his social commentary is powerful, defining and rings true to this day. Take Christmas Carol. A short book (one of a Christmas stories collection), but one of the greatest books ever written. Getting on for 200 years on, it’s lessons are just as valid now as they were then.
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The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 05:31 - Sep 18 with 391 viewsChurchman

The most boring book you’ve ever read? on 22:35 - Sep 17 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I was quite fortunate in my A Level English course. Sure, I had to deal with James Joyce's awful book of short stories, The Dubliners, but the other literature was Keats' poems and the marvelous Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. I got off relatively lightly.


We never got anything as juicy Frankenstein and I have read it. Did get Keats though - Ode to a Grecian Urn n all that jazz.
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