| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... 15:08 - May 15 with 2571 views | blueasfook |
some tips here on BBC on not what to say to your kids during exam time
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/z737rj6
I think TWTD collective can do better though - please post your motivational phrases below... |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:09 - May 15 with 2556 views | clive_baker |
"Don't worry, Jeremy Clarkson didn't get any A-Levels and now look at him" |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:10 - May 15 with 2548 views | DanTheMan |
I hear Maccies has some openings. |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:16 - May 15 with 2502 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
Might be harsh but it kinda works with everything in life.
EDIT: Misread your title, I think this is a thing you SHOULD say!
EDIT 2: And I'd get them to read this, at least once a week. Been around for a while but he absolutely nails it;
https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person
[Post edited 15 May 2023 15:36]
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:17 - May 15 with 2500 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Pre-Exam Time, Oozami Mum to Ewan - "Have you got clean underpants on - don't want you making a fool of yourself."
Post-Exam Time, Oozami Dad to Ewan - "If you're not in the top 5% I'll give you a good thrashing. Only kidding, here's a couple of quid, go grab us fish and chips from the van"
Edit: my sense of humour was born right there... [Post edited 15 May 2023 15:18]
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:19 - May 15 with 2485 views | Keno |
Dont worry, if things dont go well you could spend you life posting on TWTD |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:22 - May 15 with 2476 views | J2BLUE |
Don't worry, there will probably be nuclear armageddon by the time you need to look for a job. |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:23 - May 15 with 2471 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:19 - May 15 by Keno |
Dont worry, if things dont go well you could spend you life posting on TWTD |
I think some people need to pass exams before they're even allowed to post tbf.... | |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:25 - May 15 with 2459 views | hoppy |
| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:23 - May 15 by Ewan_Oozami |
I think some people need to pass exams before they're even allowed to post tbf.... |
Quite right. |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:27 - May 15 with 2459 views | blueasfook |
"So now we get to find out if my suspicions all these years were correct, and you really are as thick as two short planks" | |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:37 - May 15 with 2422 views | hoppy |
"Do they still do re-takes?" | |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:38 - May 15 with 2424 views | MJallday |
If you get nervous, just imagine your teachers are naked.
Because that’s what they’re imagining you like |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:39 - May 15 with 2410 views | hoppy |
"Come on, you're now at the age that even Jim couldn't have fixed this for you." | |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:42 - May 15 with 2389 views | Buhrer |
Forget school, when are you escaping the Matrix?
Have you completed your Hustlers University application yet?
Amphetamines can help you. |  | | |
| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:45 - May 15 with 2362 views | Buhrer |
| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:22 - May 15 by J2BLUE |
Don't worry, there will probably be nuclear armageddon by the time you need to look for a job. |
In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. | | | |
| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 15:50 - May 15 with 2330 views | bluelagos |
Not sure why you're bothering to be honest. |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 16:01 - May 15 with 2298 views | factual_blue |
'Pass your exams or you'll end up like blueas.' |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 16:18 - May 15 with 2245 views | Vaughan8 |
SO loads on not what to say, but then sod all about what to say haha |  | | |
| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 16:29 - May 15 with 2202 views | eireblue |
Just think, if you do well in these, you will get to do some more next year. |  | | |
| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 16:43 - May 15 with 2168 views | You_Bloo_Right |
How you perform in these exams will impact the rest of your life in ways that you can only guess at....... anyway, just do your best. |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 16:47 - May 15 with 2162 views | homer_123 |
Exams are not the be all and end all, they don't define you. |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 17:30 - May 15 with 2107 views | stickymockwell |
Don't go in with full nuts lad! |  |
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| What NOT to say your kids during exam season... on 18:37 - May 15 with 2037 views | stickymockwell |
Laughed all the way through it Facters!
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