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Any ladies out there? 10:32 - Dec 24 with 5472 views

When women say "Let's not go mad this year, just a token little present will do as I'm not buying you much"

What do they actually mean?

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Any ladies out there? on 10:35 - Dec 24 with 4629 views

eireblue

I have also been in that no win situation.

Good Luck

Any ladies out there? on 10:36 - Dec 24 with 4627 views

earlsgreenblue

What I really really mean is...... better be bigger and more than last year you bastard!
The wifey x

Any ladies out there? on 10:36 - Dec 24 with 4627 views

strikalite

I will say that it is an all round problem, everyone is walking around wondering if they've spent enough..

Daftness...

Any ladies out there? on 10:41 - Dec 24 with 4616 views

Superblue95

If you're waiting until Xmas eve to ask this question I'd suggest you're probably quite f*cked anyway

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Any ladies out there? on 10:43 - Dec 24 with 4605 views

TIB

Yeah it's the classic sign she wants some Away Days from www.beersofeurope.co.uk

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Any ladies out there? on 10:44 - Dec 24 with 4603 views

factual_blue

It means that when you take her at her word, she will never, ever forget and will bring it up. Regularly.

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Any ladies out there? on 11:18 - Dec 24 with 4523 views

Coastalblue

Just keep it under a grand this year, spend some money on yourself.

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Any ladies out there? on 12:21 - Dec 24 with 4465 views

jeera

It's Christmas Day tomorrow chap.

Tomorrow.

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Any ladies out there? on 12:41 - Dec 24 with 4406 views

J2BLUE

Do you have any stock you could wrap up and pretend you bought for her if needed? If not needed you could just put it back in your shop.

#J2GENIUS

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Any ladies out there? on 13:22 - Dec 24 with 4342 views

Kropotkin123

book something like a spa weekend away and say something like "I know you didn't want to spend a lot this year, so I thought I'd spend more on an experience you'd enjoy. I got you one with a massage included"

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BanksterDebtSlave

So many ladies on the forum......I had no idea!

[Post edited 24 Dec 2018 13:45]

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Any ladies out there? on 14:03 - Dec 24 with 4264 views

Portwoman

Just remember, "little" doesn't necessarily mean cheap (ie: jewellery).

But you have left it rather late ......

Any ladies out there? on 14:11 - Dec 24 with 4243 views

Bluebell

Any ladies out there? on 12:41 - Dec 24 by J2BLUE
Do you have any stock you could wrap up and pretend you bought for her if needed? If not needed you could just put it back in your shop. #J2GENIUS

Do you know what he sells J2?

Lucan, what have you bought her? I assume you have got her something by now.

Any ladies out there? on 14:15 - Dec 24 with 4234 views

WD19

I haven’t bought the Mrs a present of any sort in over a decade. It’s all about conditioning.

Any ladies out there? on 14:23 - Dec 24 with 4208 views

brazil1982

It means she's got you nothing more than a book but expects £000's spent on her.

From experience.

Any ladies out there? on 14:48 - Dec 24 with 4183 views

jjblue84

It's called 'The Test'

Any ladies out there? on 15:44 - Dec 24 with 4132 views

J2BLUE

Any ladies out there? on 14:11 - Dec 24 by Bluebell
Do you know what he sells J2? Lucan, what have you bought her? I assume you have got her something by now.

Sex swings and gimp masks?

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Any ladies out there? on 17:08 - Dec 24 with 4057 views

m14_blue

Any ladies out there? on 13:22 - Dec 24 by Kropotkin123
book something like a spa weekend away and say something like "I know you didn't want to spend a lot this year, so I thought I'd spend more on an experience you'd enjoy. I got you one with a massage included"

This is a good shout or just book a weekend away (somewhere you like too) and then say ‘it’s not really a big present, it’s for both of us.’

And you can do it online at 17:08 on Christmas Eve.

Any ladies out there? on 17:13 - Dec 24 with 4051 views

Pecker

I am not a lady, but every lady I have been with would still expect something special. It doesn't have to cost a fortune, but something with a bit of thought behind it.

Any ladies out there? on 17:42 - Dec 24 with 4024 views

Lord_Lucan

Any ladies out there? on 14:11 - Dec 24 by Bluebell
Do you know what he sells J2? Lucan, what have you bought her? I assume you have got her something by now.

I got dragged into The Arcade Tavern by Jake_ITFC so I have decided to take her at her word.

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Any ladies out there? on 18:25 - Dec 24 with 3956 views

Swansea_Blue

Any ladies out there? on 12:41 - Dec 24 by J2BLUE
Do you have any stock you could wrap up and pretend you bought for her if needed? If not needed you could just put it back in your shop. #J2GENIUS

Stock? ! If I bought my missus a box of Oxo cubes she’d have my plums off in my sleep.

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Any ladies out there? on 18:30 - Dec 24 with 3949 views

Swansea_Blue

Mine’s done that this year. She actually means it too. So I’m taking the risk, but then I’ve built up significant credit after she didn’t use a £500 Spa weekend gift for her 40th

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Any ladies out there? on 20:29 - Dec 24 with 3855 views

wkj

A new car is probably about what she's expecting.

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Any ladies out there? on 20:36 - Dec 24 with 3844 views

Bluefish

I'm a lady and I can speak for all women. It means don't buy me anything and treat yourself to a night out with the boys, when you get home feel free to jump on.

You are welcome luck

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BanksterDebtSlave

And the answer was...........

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