| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? 20:19 - Aug 15 with 2649 views | RonFearonsHair |
After seeing Scott Fraser miss his first penalty for Ipswich having scored 9/9 last season for another team, what hilarious and totally unpredictable mishap will befall us at Cheltenham?
Personally, I am going for a headed OG from Cameron 'most aerial clearances' Burgess. What say you?
(yes - this is a reverse jinx thread. Let's see fate get around this one) |  | | |  |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:22 - Aug 15 with 2360 views | Dyland |
Kyle Edwards rip a new asshole in the whole of football, score, then get injured. Burgess bullet header OG to equalise for Chelters. Calamitous goalkeeping error in injury time to gift a home win.
Peak Towen.
COYFB arf |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:23 - Aug 15 with 2346 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
Town to lead 1-0 going into injury time. Cheltenham keeper to score with a wind-assisted clearance followed by Town going for the winner in injury time to get caught on the break. Burgess (assuming he doesn't miss the game through injury) gets a red card for being the last man and Cheltenham net the winner from the resultant free kick. |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:24 - Aug 15 with 2327 views | WD19 |
We must be due a harsh sending off.
And finish with 9 men following an injury after we have made all our subs. |  | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:24 - Aug 15 with 2323 views | chrismakin |
Ipswich go against it's recent history of struggling to score to go on and score 8 goals. |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:25 - Aug 15 with 2321 views | RamRob |
Burgess injured during warm up, Kenlock drafted in last minute to play in back three. Ipswich lose 5-4 Bonne scores 4 off the bench after being 5-0 down so we can still say it's a work in progress |  |
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| oh this is good (n/t) on 20:26 - Aug 15 with 2302 views | Dyland |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:25 - Aug 15 by RamRob |
Burgess injured during warm up, Kenlock drafted in last minute to play in back three. Ipswich lose 5-4 Bonne scores 4 off the bench after being 5-0 down so we can still say it's a work in progress |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:27 - Aug 15 with 2294 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:25 - Aug 15 by RamRob |
Burgess injured during warm up, Kenlock drafted in last minute to play in back three. Ipswich lose 5-4 Bonne scores 4 off the bench after being 5-0 down so we can still say it's a work in progress |
Not even we could have a player score 4 in a defeat. Could we? | |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:30 - Aug 15 with 2263 views | catch74 |
Gamechanger crew turn up, only to remove prosthetic masks at half-time, it’s only Marcus Evans, Clegg and Lambert - who’ll be given another seasons chance. |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:32 - Aug 15 with 2244 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
We're 3-0 up with 5 minutes to go. Hladky has picked up a long-term injury but we're coasting to victory. There is a floodlight failure and match is abandoned. |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:36 - Aug 15 with 2196 views | You_Bloo_Right |
New signing Burgess defects to Norwich at half time. |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:51 - Aug 15 with 2106 views | azuremerlangus |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:30 - Aug 15 by catch74 |
Gamechanger crew turn up, only to remove prosthetic masks at half-time, it’s only Marcus Evans, Clegg and Lambert - who’ll be given another seasons chance. |
Billy the Fish-esque… |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 21:15 - Aug 15 with 2007 views | Keaneish |
Despite being at home watching Sky Sports News in Preston, David Nugent still manages to score the winner against us. |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 21:23 - Aug 15 with 1972 views | istanblue |
Losing to a team we've never even played before will be enough. |  | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 21:34 - Aug 15 with 1908 views | Eireannach_gorm |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:27 - Aug 15 by Nthsuffolkblue |
Not even we could have a player score 4 in a defeat. Could we? |
Obviously it only be a hat trick - so 4/3 loss. |  | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 21:35 - Aug 15 with 1903 views | Westover |
It's always best to look on the bright side 🤔😂😂 |  | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 21:46 - Aug 15 with 1848 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Nsiala gets a red card for an alleged mistimed tackle despite not having travelled to Cheltenham due to injury. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 21:49 - Aug 15 with 1833 views | 44_not_out |
Emyr Huws actually signed for Cheltenham on Friday but they only announce it on Monday. He scores twice in a 3-0 loss. He goes on to play every minute of every match and we buy him back for 1.5 million, only to get injured in preseason 2022/23. | | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 21:49 - Aug 15 with 1829 views | hoppy |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 20:30 - Aug 15 by catch74 |
Gamechanger crew turn up, only to remove prosthetic masks at half-time, it’s only Marcus Evans, Clegg and Lambert - who’ll be given another seasons chance. |
And they’d have gotten away with it, if we hadn’t already sold those pesky kids… |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 22:08 - Aug 15 with 1753 views | HighgateBlue |
The entire Lazio squad decide that they treated us badly in never playing that friendly, so they all turn up and play for Cheltenham. We go in 5-0 down at half time, sign Batitusta, he scores six, then the fans decide to get on the manager's back because although we're winning, we're playing "anti football", the manager gets sacked, we get a new manager with five minutes left, he gets rid of all our players, signs loads more, some of whom are injured, and only 3 of whom can come on as subs. We lose 7-6. |  | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 22:39 - Aug 15 with 1642 views | RamRob |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 22:08 - Aug 15 by HighgateBlue |
The entire Lazio squad decide that they treated us badly in never playing that friendly, so they all turn up and play for Cheltenham. We go in 5-0 down at half time, sign Batitusta, he scores six, then the fans decide to get on the manager's back because although we're winning, we're playing "anti football", the manager gets sacked, we get a new manager with five minutes left, he gets rid of all our players, signs loads more, some of whom are injured, and only 3 of whom can come on as subs. We lose 7-6. |
And we get points deductions for playing ineligible players because Pompey throw a wobbly that we hijacked the Batistuta deal and complain to the league. | |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 07:17 - Aug 16 with 1376 views | EricsGate |
Paul Cook to undergo a hair transplant today then say in the post match interview that it needs time to grow so he can gel it in 3 months | |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 10:12 - Aug 16 with 1170 views | RobTheMonk |
Balint Bajnet turns up and the party starts. He leaves early and there's no more party. |  | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 10:34 - Aug 16 with 1134 views | FBI |
We win 6-1 with hat tricks from Bonne and Norwood but don't notch up another victory until January, by which time Cook has been fired to be replaced by Danny Cowley, we're playing our home games at Playford Road because the Three Lions' record in property development has bitten us in the ass and the long-kept-secret story about our sponsor's logo being dark web code for Ed Sheeran's deeply unpleasant sexual peculiarities is splashed (hurr hurr) all over the tabloids.
Or, 0-0.
Either, really. |  |
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| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 10:36 - Aug 16 with 1124 views | gordon |
Oh, I'm 100% expecting Burgess to be completely unfit, useless, and have to go off after 30 minutes.
There's just something in the way Cook's boldly announced he's starting that makes this the only possible ITFC outcome... |  | | |
| What is the most 'Ipswich' thing that could happen on Tuesday? on 10:48 - Aug 16 with 1079 views | JamestownPrince |
A long Cheltenham ball from the kick off, deceives Burgess and he trips their attacker in the box after 12 seconds - red card and one nil down - fans come on here saying his nickname of "Budgie Burgess" is appropriate as hes a secret Norwich fan.
3 nil down at half time, Cook uses all 3 subs, after miraculously getting it back to 3-3 via an own goal, Evans corner going straight in and a Hladky goal from a rare long kick, problems occur after Bonne gets carried off in the 80th minute and Hladky is carried off after 82 - 8 men left and Kayden Jackson goes in goals.
After 2 world class saves, we get to the 90th minute when their striker goes in heavy on Jackson - Jackson knocks him clean out with one punch, is sent off - Game abandoned as we only have 7 players, Jackson arrested at the end of the game. | | | |
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