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Can you learn to whistle? 20:19 - May 27 with 2645 viewsLord_Lucan

I can't whistle and it annoys me a bit, I can't even make a sound.

And how do these motherfeckers do it with their fingers shoved in their gob?

Serious question though, is it possible to learn to whistle in any form?

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Can you learn to whistle? on 20:25 - May 27 with 2411 viewsdickie

Yes, I've taught my daughter and wife. And my Mum taught me how to whistle with my fingers shoved in my gob. You get the mechanics of it right and then just practice
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Can you learn to whistle? on 20:31 - May 27 with 2389 viewsMerseyBlue

I've never mastered the finger whistle which is a shame, although you don't often see the power of the finger whistle used for good.

The way I taught myself how to whistle was by getting it consistent on the 'in' breathe and then just doing the reverse on the 'out' breathe.

Probably not particularly helpful but there you go!

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Can you learn to whistle? on 20:32 - May 27 with 2386 viewsborge

I don't know how to do the whole fingers thing but surely everyone who can whistle must have learnt at some point. I thought I was late to the party, only learning when I was thirteen, so I would say it is never too late. Must be some YouTube tutorials...
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Can you learn to whistle? on 20:36 - May 27 with 2369 viewsjeera

Can you learn to whistle? on 20:32 - May 27 by borge

I don't know how to do the whole fingers thing but surely everyone who can whistle must have learnt at some point. I thought I was late to the party, only learning when I was thirteen, so I would say it is never too late. Must be some YouTube tutorials...


Whistling is for people who have abnormalities in their mouths.

And it's annoying anyway.

I am in no way jealous of this non-skill.

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Can you learn to whistle? on 20:37 - May 27 with 2369 viewsTrequartista

It's of no help, but reminds me of this.


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Can you learn to whistle? on 20:40 - May 27 with 2354 viewsgordon

Make yourself a hot cup of tea, hold it just under your mouth, and try then. That's the only time I can whistle.
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Can you learn to whistle? on 20:41 - May 27 with 2353 viewsLord_Lucan

Can you learn to whistle? on 20:32 - May 27 by borge

I don't know how to do the whole fingers thing but surely everyone who can whistle must have learnt at some point. I thought I was late to the party, only learning when I was thirteen, so I would say it is never too late. Must be some YouTube tutorials...


No. I simply cannot make a sound, if I try and whistle it just makes the same sound as blowing air.

RKD is the same

It might be genetic.

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It's all about the tongue action.... on 20:44 - May 27 with 2333 viewsBloots

Can you learn to whistle? on 20:41 - May 27 by Lord_Lucan

No. I simply cannot make a sound, if I try and whistle it just makes the same sound as blowing air.

RKD is the same

It might be genetic.


...innit.

Not the hole, the tongue.

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Can you learn to whistle? on 21:12 - May 27 with 2283 viewsFtnfwest

Just so you know I’m whistling bridge on the river Kwai right now if that helps
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Can you learn to whistle? on 21:21 - May 27 with 2265 viewsNthsuffolkblue

No. Nobody has ever learnt to whistle.

A few people were born whistling but no one has ever learnt to.

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Can you learn to whistle? on 21:29 - May 27 with 2253 viewsFixed_It

Can you roll your tongue?


It has nothing to do with whistling ability, but I bet you looked really silly trying it just now!

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Can you learn to whistle? on 21:47 - May 27 with 2213 viewsfabian_illness

You could always try these guys.

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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:11 - May 27 with 2166 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you still have teeth?

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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:19 - May 27 with 2159 viewsjaykay

Can you learn to whistle? on 21:12 - May 27 by Ftnfwest

Just so you know I’m whistling bridge on the river Kwai right now if that helps


i was whistling on the dock of the bay

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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:23 - May 27 with 2151 viewsOldsmoker

Can you learn to whistle? on 22:11 - May 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

Do you still have teeth?


I couldn't whistle very well with my real teeth.
Now I've lost a lot I can't whistle at all unless I stick the falsies in.
I can whistle way better with the falsies than the real ones.

When I say 'lost', they fell out and I threw them away so not really lost.

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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:25 - May 27 with 2141 viewsFtnfwest

Can you learn to whistle? on 22:19 - May 27 by jaykay

i was whistling on the dock of the bay


Were you sitting in the morning sun at the time?
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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:27 - May 27 with 2137 viewslightuser

"you just put your lips together and blow". 🤷‍♂️
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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:29 - May 27 with 2129 viewsjaykay

Can you learn to whistle? on 22:25 - May 27 by Ftnfwest

Were you sitting in the morning sun at the time?


I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes

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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:40 - May 27 with 2092 viewsOldsmoker

Can you learn to whistle? on 22:27 - May 27 by lightuser

"you just put your lips together and blow". 🤷‍♂️


That's definitely an innuendo.

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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:43 - May 27 with 2079 viewslightuser

Can you learn to whistle? on 22:40 - May 27 by Oldsmoker

That's definitely an innuendo.


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Can you learn to whistle? on 22:47 - May 27 with 2066 viewstextbackup

both my kids learnt to whistle after watching a peppa pig episode. true story.

pretty funny that particular episode too I might add

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Can you learn to whistle? on 23:56 - May 27 with 1986 viewsMelford

This is my party piece


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Can you learn to whistle? on 06:50 - May 28 with 1863 viewsDarth_Koont

Can you learn to whistle? on 22:27 - May 27 by lightuser

"you just put your lips together and blow". 🤷‍♂️


Pffffffft.

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Can you learn to whistle? on 06:56 - May 28 with 1853 viewsKeno

Can you learn to whistle? on 22:47 - May 27 by textbackup

both my kids learnt to whistle after watching a peppa pig episode. true story.

pretty funny that particular episode too I might add


you mean this bit


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Can you learn to whistle? on 07:29 - May 28 with 1821 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Can you learn to whistle? on 06:56 - May 28 by Keno

you mean this bit



Wow now me and Miss Slave can whistle too....thanks Peppa.
Bet LL can oink though!
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