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Advice please. 13:48 - Jul 9 with 2750 viewsfergalsharkey

I'm thinking of buying a lighthouse to use as a part time residence.
It's no longer functions and is half a mile from the coast (I wont say where it is) for obvious reasons.

The thing is you still have to pay council tax BUT there is no Bin collections or local amenities and you have to provide transport to and from the mainland yourself.
The current incumbents pay approx £750 a year, do you think this is right?

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Advice please. on 13:51 - Jul 9 with 1798 viewsOldsmoker

I'm sure that if you talk nicely to the council they'll provide free transport to your Lighthouse.
They'll charge you £10,000 if you want to come back though.

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Advice please. on 13:52 - Jul 9 with 1789 viewsBloomBlue

Are you round the twist?
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Advice please. on 13:53 - Jul 9 with 1776 viewswkj

I hope you enjoy your Merry Lighthouse Experience

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Advice please. on 13:53 - Jul 9 with 1766 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

You can pick up a second hand pedalo for under £500.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Advice please. on 13:54 - Jul 9 with 1759 viewsRyorry

Well you could always buy a pedallo - no worries ever about refuelling then.

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Advice please. on 13:57 - Jul 9 with 1739 viewsFixed_It

Dunno. But I'm sure someone will set up a GoFundMe page to help cover your costs.

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Advice please. on 14:00 - Jul 9 with 1728 viewshoppy

I considered that myself once, but the practicalities and logistics seemed a nightmare, I soon saw the light.
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Advice please. on 14:05 - Jul 9 with 1684 viewsfergalsharkey

Advice please. on 13:52 - Jul 9 by BloomBlue

Are you round the twist?


Do you mean officially certified or just a touch silly to be considering a tall ex beacon as a dwelling?

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Advice please. on 14:06 - Jul 9 with 1671 viewsBlueBoots

If you need your own transport to the mainland, I've converted my old moped into a jet ski.

Yours for a tenner, but you'd have to come and collect it from where I live (International Space Station)

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Advice please. on 14:10 - Jul 9 with 1635 viewsRyorry

Advice please. on 13:52 - Jul 9 by BloomBlue

Are you round the twist?


He soon would be -



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Advice please. on 14:13 - Jul 9 with 1623 viewsWeWereZombies


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Advice please. on 14:14 - Jul 9 with 1616 viewsStokieBlue

Is it this one?

Need to be careful, in 1985 it was hit by a 154 foot wave.



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Advice please. on 14:15 - Jul 9 with 1607 viewsRyorry

Advice please. on 14:14 - Jul 9 by StokieBlue

Is it this one?

Need to be careful, in 1985 it was hit by a 154 foot wave.



SB


Rock All?

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Advice please. on 14:19 - Jul 9 with 1587 viewsSwansea_Blue

You haven't confused lighthouse with farmhouse have you?

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Advice please. on 14:19 - Jul 9 with 1585 viewsStokieBlue

Advice please. on 14:15 - Jul 9 by Ryorry

Rock All?


Fastnet.

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SB - (not Simon Batford)

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Advice please. on 14:22 - Jul 9 with 1574 viewsfooters

Advice please. on 14:13 - Jul 9 by WeWereZombies



Bloody hell, that's a blast from the past!

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Advice please. on 14:23 - Jul 9 with 1566 viewsSwansea_Blue

Advice please. on 14:10 - Jul 9 by Ryorry

He soon would be -



https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTN3V5SHJg9E6MG9iufF_td-Dqr


For minute I thought that was genuine

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Advice please. on 14:23 - Jul 9 with 1560 viewsRocky

Advice please. on 14:15 - Jul 9 by Ryorry

Rock All?


Language.
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Advice please. on 14:30 - Jul 9 with 1547 viewshype313

You're thinking of buying a lighthouse, so you came on an Ipswich Town football forum for advice...

Surely there's a mumsnet or equivalent for Lighthouses, I'm sure HIGN have done a segment on Lighthouse monthly.

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Advice please. on 14:31 - Jul 9 with 1534 viewsSwansea_Blue

Advice please. on 14:30 - Jul 9 by hype313

You're thinking of buying a lighthouse, so you came on an Ipswich Town football forum for advice...

Surely there's a mumsnet or equivalent for Lighthouses, I'm sure HIGN have done a segment on Lighthouse monthly.


Let's be honest, there aren't many things we're not experts on

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Advice please. on 14:33 - Jul 9 with 1526 viewshype313

Advice please. on 14:31 - Jul 9 by Swansea_Blue

Let's be honest, there aren't many things we're not experts on


I've seen some advice topics on here, but this one tops the lot ffs!

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Advice please. on 14:42 - Jul 9 with 1488 viewsGunnsAirkick

I have no idea but in terms of advice, try not to go mad out there!



In all seriousness it sounds like a very interesting project though, good luck.
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Advice please. on 14:45 - Jul 9 with 1473 viewsDarkHorse

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Advice please. on 14:48 - Jul 9 with 1445 viewsSwansea_Blue

Advice please. on 14:33 - Jul 9 by hype313

I've seen some advice topics on here, but this one tops the lot ffs!


How to unzip a tortoise was pretty good too. Essential life skills imo.

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Advice please. on 15:09 - Jul 9 with 1370 viewsRyorry

Advice please. on 14:19 - Jul 9 by StokieBlue

Fastnet.

SB


Ah thanks. But you were also supposed to say "I saw what you did there!" ;)

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