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The internet is nice sometimes 12:17 - Aug 18 with 2412 viewsgiant_stow

Mrs ullaa just got a call from an app called 'be my eyes'. It was an American with sight difficulties asking mrs to check if his pan was properly on the hob, with a video feed to confirm. What a cracking idea - so simple, but so useful.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:19 - Aug 18 with 1670 viewsKeno

is this a euphemism?

asking for a friend

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:21 - Aug 18 with 1646 viewsDarth_Koont

That is good. The internet/digital technology is much more of a positive way to connect people to other people, information and resources than it’s often given credit for.

On the other hand, she’ll probably get a dick pic next.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:22 - Aug 18 with 1642 viewsgiant_stow

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:19 - Aug 18 by Keno

is this a euphemism?

asking for a friend


Don't you go asking well-meaning people to do despicable things for you Keno!

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:24 - Aug 18 with 1623 viewsgiant_stow

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:21 - Aug 18 by Darth_Koont

That is good. The internet/digital technology is much more of a positive way to connect people to other people, information and resources than it’s often given credit for.

On the other hand, she’ll probably get a dick pic next.


yeah 1st para is true.

I guess they must get a bit of abuse on the system, like you say. Wonder how they avoid that? Perhaps you have to be registered blind to use it / so the consequences of abuse would be harsh if they locked you out? Just guessing...

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:26 - Aug 18 with 1635 viewsPhilTWTD

My wife does that as well. She had a lady ask her what colour a cardigan was once and the other week there was a chap about to start cutting up logs with a chainsaw, who just wanted to make sure everything was OK before he got started.
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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:27 - Aug 18 with 1597 viewsgiant_stow

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:26 - Aug 18 by PhilTWTD

My wife does that as well. She had a lady ask her what colour a cardigan was once and the other week there was a chap about to start cutting up logs with a chainsaw, who just wanted to make sure everything was OK before he got started.


Cutting up logs with chainsaw?!! blimey - that's a determined fella - hats off.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:28 - Aug 18 with 1590 viewsEwan_Oozami

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:26 - Aug 18 by PhilTWTD

My wife does that as well. She had a lady ask her what colour a cardigan was once and the other week there was a chap about to start cutting up logs with a chainsaw, who just wanted to make sure everything was OK before he got started.


Is your wife a professional lumberjack then? Huge if true....
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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:31 - Aug 18 with 1560 viewsGeoffSentence

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:26 - Aug 18 by PhilTWTD

My wife does that as well. She had a lady ask her what colour a cardigan was once and the other week there was a chap about to start cutting up logs with a chainsaw, who just wanted to make sure everything was OK before he got started.


That puts a bit of pressure on the person they ask. on the plus side it gives the chainsaw chap someone to sue if it all goes titsup.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:35 - Aug 18 with 1518 viewsDarth_Koont

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:31 - Aug 18 by GeoffSentence

That puts a bit of pressure on the person they ask. on the plus side it gives the chainsaw chap someone to sue if it all goes titsup.


All goes titsoff, more likely.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:35 - Aug 18 with 1516 viewsWallingford_Boy

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:27 - Aug 18 by giant_stow

Cutting up logs with chainsaw?!! blimey - that's a determined fella - hats off.


Arms off more like!

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:42 - Aug 18 with 1451 viewsGlasgowBlue

Sounds brilliant. But Imagine if there was a TWTD version of the app. There would be ten pages of posters arguing whether it was actually a pan or a pot. A couple of posters would kick off that using a gas oven was destroying the planet and it would then descend into another ten pages about energy company profits.

Just as the thread had died, [redacted] would accuse the person doing the cooking of being a nazi for cooking meat.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:49 - Aug 18 with 1415 viewsTangledupin_Blue

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:42 - Aug 18 by GlasgowBlue

Sounds brilliant. But Imagine if there was a TWTD version of the app. There would be ten pages of posters arguing whether it was actually a pan or a pot. A couple of posters would kick off that using a gas oven was destroying the planet and it would then descend into another ten pages about energy company profits.

Just as the thread had died, [redacted] would accuse the person doing the cooking of being a nazi for cooking meat.


Then [another redacted] would pop up with a screenshot of [original redacted]'s post from 2019 saying that meat-eating is actually okay.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:50 - Aug 18 with 1394 viewsGlasgowBlue

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:49 - Aug 18 by Tangledupin_Blue

Then [another redacted] would pop up with a screenshot of [original redacted]'s post from 2019 saying that meat-eating is actually okay.


Yep!

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The internet is nice sometimes on 12:57 - Aug 18 with 1367 viewsIllinoisblue

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:26 - Aug 18 by PhilTWTD

My wife does that as well. She had a lady ask her what colour a cardigan was once and the other week there was a chap about to start cutting up logs with a chainsaw, who just wanted to make sure everything was OK before he got started.


We need to hear more about the chainsaw guy. What, exactly, did he need to hear from a stranger to enable him to cut the logs?

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:02 - Aug 18 with 1339 viewsPhilTWTD

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:57 - Aug 18 by Illinoisblue

We need to hear more about the chainsaw guy. What, exactly, did he need to hear from a stranger to enable him to cut the logs?


OK, I may have made the chainsaw guy up for comic effect.
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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:07 - Aug 18 with 1294 viewsTangledupin_Blue

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:02 - Aug 18 by PhilTWTD

OK, I may have made the chainsaw guy up for comic effect.


Never mind that. What colour was the cardigan?

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:08 - Aug 18 with 1283 viewshomer_123

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:07 - Aug 18 by Tangledupin_Blue

Never mind that. What colour was the cardigan?


And what if the person you are asking is colour blind?

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:09 - Aug 18 with 1281 viewsmrshallisfit

Same here. I recently got contacted by a Nigerian uncle I didnt know I had. Turns out he only needed £3000 for his blind nephew to have an eye OP. I of course sent the cash without question.
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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:31 - Aug 18 with 1203 viewsstringy

The internet is nice sometimes on 12:42 - Aug 18 by GlasgowBlue

Sounds brilliant. But Imagine if there was a TWTD version of the app. There would be ten pages of posters arguing whether it was actually a pan or a pot. A couple of posters would kick off that using a gas oven was destroying the planet and it would then descend into another ten pages about energy company profits.

Just as the thread had died, [redacted] would accuse the person doing the cooking of being a nazi for cooking meat.


Or J2 asking if their fried eggs were ok?
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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:33 - Aug 18 with 1188 viewsIllinoisblue

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:02 - Aug 18 by PhilTWTD

OK, I may have made the chainsaw guy up for comic effect.


Damn it, I fell for it. It’s early here. UK posters have no such excuse.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:40 - Aug 18 with 1174 viewsGeoffSentence

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:02 - Aug 18 by PhilTWTD

OK, I may have made the chainsaw guy up for comic effect.


The thing about trust, is once it's gone it's gone.

Whenever you post a transfer story from now on, I will be wondering if it is genuine or just done for comic effect.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:41 - Aug 18 with 1170 viewsGeoffSentence

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:33 - Aug 18 by Illinoisblue

Damn it, I fell for it. It’s early here. UK posters have no such excuse.


Phil has demonstrated how easily a tool for good can be turned to evil.

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:43 - Aug 18 with 1145 viewshoppy

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:31 - Aug 18 by stringy

Or J2 asking if their fried eggs were ok?


Or Dolly standing outside a shop, asking if he could buy a suit there... or at a hipster gastropub, asking if bangers and mash is on the menu?

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:44 - Aug 18 with 1134 viewshoppy

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:41 - Aug 18 by GeoffSentence

Phil has demonstrated how easily a tool for good can be turned to evil.


But enough about MarkTWTD...

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The internet is nice sometimes on 13:45 - Aug 18 with 1127 viewsMullet

The internet is nice sometimes on 13:33 - Aug 18 by Illinoisblue

Damn it, I fell for it. It’s early here. UK posters have no such excuse.


I've not believed Phil since 2007. Safer innit.

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