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When this lockdown is finally over 22:48 - Apr 3 with 5014 viewsbluelagos

What is the very first thing you are going to do?

Me, I will be off out to rag the tits off my motorbike.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:26 - Apr 4 with 2236 viewsstrikalite

Do you think they'll do it in stages? The first one might just be that you're allowed out in your car to the coast etc but still keep the 2m rule when out walking, it won't be right GO everyone get out there everything is back to normal...

So with that theory it'll be a trip up to sunny hunny, but at that point that place will be rammed no doubt, so how will that work? Hmmm....a KFC then,I need some junk now..
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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:27 - Apr 4 with 2236 viewsBrixtonBlue

I imagine there'll be loads of crazy street parties, so probably that.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:29 - Apr 4 with 2234 viewsbritbiker

Like you. Need to take the Triumph down to the coast. Finally open up the beach hut before the seasons past and watch the waves whilst drinking tea.

Plus if things carry one much longer. Marvel at my garden which has finally had some of the major jobs done that I would never had time to do normally then smile at the garage with its newly arranged piles of graded woods and boards and tins all in correct positions.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:35 - Apr 4 with 2223 viewsPinewoodblue

When this lockdown is finally over on 09:26 - Apr 4 by strikalite

Do you think they'll do it in stages? The first one might just be that you're allowed out in your car to the coast etc but still keep the 2m rule when out walking, it won't be right GO everyone get out there everything is back to normal...

So with that theory it'll be a trip up to sunny hunny, but at that point that place will be rammed no doubt, so how will that work? Hmmm....a KFC then,I need some junk now..


Wouldn’t be surprised if restrictions were removed on a gradual basis by age group, youngest first.

Two reason, the older you are the more at risk you are. Secondly the younger you are the more likely you will ignore restrictions, Couple of days ago, while on my daily walk, Police car stopped two twenty somethings walking along Ward Road and sent them back from whence they had come.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:43 - Apr 4 with 2206 viewsDebsyAngel

Going to see my parents. I am speaking to them every day on the phone but it's not the same. I am missing them terribly. As for other stuff, I am going to take a good while if ever to feel ok about going to pubs or days out or football, as I will still be worried people have the virus.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:47 - Apr 4 with 2203 viewsdickie

When this lockdown is finally over on 05:56 - Apr 4 by dickie

Probably try to work, and persuade my guitar students to return to having lessons again.

Other than that my kids are desperate for the park, and the beach. Think we'll be doing some day trips


Plus our T4 camper conversion is about 90% complete. Hoping to actually make use of it after over a year of ownership!
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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:51 - Apr 4 with 2195 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

When this lockdown is finally over on 09:26 - Apr 4 by strikalite

Do you think they'll do it in stages? The first one might just be that you're allowed out in your car to the coast etc but still keep the 2m rule when out walking, it won't be right GO everyone get out there everything is back to normal...

So with that theory it'll be a trip up to sunny hunny, but at that point that place will be rammed no doubt, so how will that work? Hmmm....a KFC then,I need some junk now..


You want to visit a rammed, sunny hunny....not sure I am following this correctly.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:54 - Apr 4 with 2190 viewsr2d2

When this lockdown is finally over on 09:26 - Apr 4 by strikalite

Do you think they'll do it in stages? The first one might just be that you're allowed out in your car to the coast etc but still keep the 2m rule when out walking, it won't be right GO everyone get out there everything is back to normal...

So with that theory it'll be a trip up to sunny hunny, but at that point that place will be rammed no doubt, so how will that work? Hmmm....a KFC then,I need some junk now..


This 2 metre distancing will last into next year l reckon. You wont just be allowed to herd again for quite a while l would imagine. Otherwise we will have another spike in the virus. Then this lockdown would have to happen all over again.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 09:57 - Apr 4 with 2186 viewsfooters

There's a lovely young barmaid who I'm sure is missing me greatly. First thing to do is reassure her I am safe.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 10:03 - Apr 4 with 2167 viewsPecker

When this lockdown is finally over on 09:57 - Apr 4 by footers

There's a lovely young barmaid who I'm sure is missing me greatly. First thing to do is reassure her I am safe.


Trust you to take it there. Fair play. Glad you are Staying Safe dear boy. Take care.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 10:11 - Apr 4 with 2155 viewshampstead_blue

Cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, adult fun with Mrs H (with the boy back at school)....cricket, cricket, adult fun.....

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When this lockdown is finally over on 10:12 - Apr 4 with 2154 viewsSwansea_Blue

When this lockdown is finally over on 08:40 - Apr 4 by GlasgowBlue

Go back to work. This lockdown has convinced me that early retirement has zero appeal.


In defence of early retirement, I doubt it normally involves a stretch of solitary.


I'm planning to learn to sea kayak. I ummed and ahhed last year. and regret not doing it now.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 10:49 - Apr 4 with 2126 viewsBlueBadger

Consider taking a nice quiet job as a practise nurse somewhere.
Telling people to take their inhalers and keep an eye on their blood sugar after a few months spent informing and facilitating dozens, if not hundreds of gut-wrenching decisions seems like a nice option right now.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 11:01 - Apr 4 with 2107 viewshampstead_blue

When this lockdown is finally over on 10:49 - Apr 4 by BlueBadger

Consider taking a nice quiet job as a practise nurse somewhere.
Telling people to take their inhalers and keep an eye on their blood sugar after a few months spent informing and facilitating dozens, if not hundreds of gut-wrenching decisions seems like a nice option right now.
'Boring' is rapidly becoming very underrated.


you would be bored in 5 minutes.

Kinetic is a lifestyle and something you will miss. I do, every day.

Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me. Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing. Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial. Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid. Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 11:13 - Apr 4 with 2101 viewsEwan_Oozami

When I started WFH, I padlocked my nice new shiny orthopaedic chair to my desk in the office so no-one would pinch it - so as soon as I can get out, I'll check it's still there!!

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When this lockdown is finally over on 12:09 - Apr 4 with 2071 viewsstrikalite

When this lockdown is finally over on 09:51 - Apr 4 by BanksterDebtSlave

You want to visit a rammed, sunny hunny....not sure I am following this correctly.


Ha no, in an ideal world when they set us all free and the weather is good it's the closest coastal town to me but it'll be rammed so forget it I think, everyone will have the same idea...

loving the roads at the moment, just been shopping and the shelves are full again and the car park half empty, what's not to like eh...
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When this lockdown is finally over on 12:14 - Apr 4 with 2066 viewsblueconscience

Play a round of golf at Felixstowe Ferry, then drive down to the seafront and grab some fish and chips.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 12:14 - Apr 4 with 2067 viewsPippin1970

Bellends up here in Morecambe meeting up in groups etc whilst I'm gloved and masked up for work. Personally want it locked down all together for another month then go crazy after that.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 14:05 - Apr 4 with 1993 viewsPecker

When this lockdown is finally over on 09:16 - Apr 4 by Guthrum

Go and see if I can find some work.


Hope you don't mind me asking, but what do/did you do? I may be able to help if the right sector.
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When this lockdown is finally over on 14:12 - Apr 4 with 1981 viewsWeWereZombies

When this lockdown is finally over on 10:12 - Apr 4 by Swansea_Blue

In defence of early retirement, I doubt it normally involves a stretch of solitary.


I'm planning to learn to sea kayak. I ummed and ahhed last year. and regret not doing it now.


Don't put off the sea kayaking, by the time people get to 70 most are starting to find it risky because of the muscle involved in things like self rescue, and just the amount of lugging a big lump of fibreglass around. I'm looking forward to getting back on the water when the quarantine ends.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 22:40 - Apr 4 with 1883 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Missing the simple things we take for granted so...............

A day fishing at Bromeswell lakes.

Lunch and a couple of pints at a nice country pub.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 22:47 - Apr 4 with 1876 viewsLord_Lucan

When this lockdown is finally over on 22:40 - Apr 4 by StochesStotasBlewe

Missing the simple things we take for granted so...............

A day fishing at Bromeswell lakes.

Lunch and a couple of pints at a nice country pub.


Bromeswell?

Tiddler bashing!

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When this lockdown is finally over on 23:09 - Apr 4 with 1852 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

When this lockdown is finally over on 22:47 - Apr 4 by Lord_Lucan

Bromeswell?

Tiddler bashing!


Leave my personal habits out of this.


There,s some decent carp in horseshoe lake, cracking roach, bream, bit of everything, Going to miss my spring tench fishing too.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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When this lockdown is finally over on 23:26 - Apr 4 with 1843 viewstextbackup

I don’t care about me, I’ll plod on, I just want my wife to be able to get in the gym and do what she loves, and also the kids to see their little mates and/or to go to bounce/billy Beez or something

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When this lockdown is finally over on 23:28 - Apr 4 with 1837 viewsLord_Lucan

When this lockdown is finally over on 23:09 - Apr 4 by StochesStotasBlewe

Leave my personal habits out of this.


There,s some decent carp in horseshoe lake, cracking roach, bream, bit of everything, Going to miss my spring tench fishing too.


What do the carp go up to?

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