Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members 23:35 - Jan 4 with 5581 views | Ryorry | Inspired by a post of BryanPlug's - "I’m sure we all would be so much better at running the country" - who would people prefer to have in the cabinet room at 10 Downing St? My list - Guthers (PM) Stokie (deputy) SteveM (Chancellor) HennikerBlue (where did he go to? hope he's OK) - Foreign Office ITFCJoe - Home Office Newcy - Defence Badger - Health Mullet - Education Gordon - Environment No.9 - Energy policy & industry Facters - Work & Pensions WeWereZombies - Culture, Media & Sport | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:08 - Jan 5 with 1922 views | factual_blue | Keno - Minister Without Portfolio, purely for the innuendo possibilities of the title. Leader of da House - Dubtractor | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 with 1907 views | J2BLUE | Guthers (PM) Stokie (deputy) SteveM - Chancellor Warky - Duchy of Lancaster Elder Grizzly - Foreign Office Keno - Home Office Bully - Justice Newcy - Defence Lucan - Trade Badger - Health m14_blue- Transport Mullet - Education DanTheMan - Environment Dyland - Energy policy & industry Glasgow Blue - Scotland Swansea_Blue - Wales eireblue* - NI Jeera - Work & Pensions SomethingBlue - Media itfcjoe - Sport Dubtractor - Culture J2 - Vaccines (logistics) Callis - Mental Health Footers - Renationalised Water Darth Koont- Renationalised Rail Separated culture, media and sport. Added mental health. *Can't think of any NI posters [Post edited 5 Jan 2021 0:18]
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:22 - Jan 5 with 1881 views | SpruceMoose |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE | Guthers (PM) Stokie (deputy) SteveM - Chancellor Warky - Duchy of Lancaster Elder Grizzly - Foreign Office Keno - Home Office Bully - Justice Newcy - Defence Lucan - Trade Badger - Health m14_blue- Transport Mullet - Education DanTheMan - Environment Dyland - Energy policy & industry Glasgow Blue - Scotland Swansea_Blue - Wales eireblue* - NI Jeera - Work & Pensions SomethingBlue - Media itfcjoe - Sport Dubtractor - Culture J2 - Vaccines (logistics) Callis - Mental Health Footers - Renationalised Water Darth Koont- Renationalised Rail Separated culture, media and sport. Added mental health. *Can't think of any NI posters [Post edited 5 Jan 2021 0:18]
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Well feck you then. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | Poll: | Selectamod |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:24 - Jan 5 with 1870 views | J2BLUE |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:22 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose | Well feck you then. |
You're our US ambassador. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:25 - Jan 5 with 1865 views | SpruceMoose |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:24 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE | You're our US ambassador. |
I'll take that procurement card now please. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 with 1861 views | Ryorry |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:22 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose | Well feck you then. |
Spruce - #SpecialRelationship (USA) | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 with 1860 views | J2BLUE |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:25 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose | I'll take that procurement card now please. |
It's been sent to the minister for transport. Should arrive in 6-8 months. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 with 1855 views | SpruceMoose |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 by Ryorry | Spruce - #SpecialRelationship (USA) |
Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | Poll: | Selectamod |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 with 1843 views | Ryorry |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:26 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE | It's been sent to the minister for transport. Should arrive in 6-8 months. |
Facters would have had it there 100 years ago | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:31 - Jan 5 with 1835 views | hoppy |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by Ryorry | Facters would have had it there 100 years ago |
He probably did have it there 100 years ago, before screwing it up into a ball and launching it into a waste paper basket! | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:37 - Jan 5 with 1809 views | J2BLUE |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose | Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam. |
We're going to war over Ivanka Trump's melons? Exciting stuff. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:46 - Jan 5 with 1796 views | factual_blue |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE | Guthers (PM) Stokie (deputy) SteveM - Chancellor Warky - Duchy of Lancaster Elder Grizzly - Foreign Office Keno - Home Office Bully - Justice Newcy - Defence Lucan - Trade Badger - Health m14_blue- Transport Mullet - Education DanTheMan - Environment Dyland - Energy policy & industry Glasgow Blue - Scotland Swansea_Blue - Wales eireblue* - NI Jeera - Work & Pensions SomethingBlue - Media itfcjoe - Sport Dubtractor - Culture J2 - Vaccines (logistics) Callis - Mental Health Footers - Renationalised Water Darth Koont- Renationalised Rail Separated culture, media and sport. Added mental health. *Can't think of any NI posters [Post edited 5 Jan 2021 0:18]
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That's the vaccines logistics programme ruined then. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:47 - Jan 5 with 1797 views | factual_blue |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by Ryorry | Facters would have had it there 100 years ago |
The worst abuse of a government procurement card was by a chap brought into the DTI from Eastern Energy. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:53 - Jan 5 with 1792 views | tractordownsouth | When I sweep to power this will be my team Chancellor - Stokie Home - Guthrum Foreign - Sprucers... (we've already established he doesn't care about UK politics anymore now he lives stateside so he can just stay there in this role) Defence - Newcy... Hampstead as veterans minister Health - Badger.... Facters as care homes minister Education - ITFCJoe Environment - Benters (Better p1ssing out of the tent than in and having someone from the taxi gang in government would prevent a backbench leadership challenge from Paz or Monkey Alan) ... J2 as food minister in the department Wales - Swansea Blue Scotland - Glassers DWP - Mullet DMCS - Hoppy Women and Equalities - Ryorry Justice - Phil (whose first act of sweet revenge would be to send Lambert to the gulag) Transport - Lucan Trade - Callis [Post edited 5 Jan 2021 0:56]
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 04:42 - Jan 5 with 1685 views | Illinoisblue |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose | Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam. |
I neither touched nor twisted those melons, man. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 07:32 - Jan 5 with 1606 views | 26_Paz | No role for the Paz Man? | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 07:47 - Jan 5 with 1599 views | Tangledupin_Blue | Please may I be Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster. Sort out the Royals, once and for all, by giving all their estates away to various causes, turning Windsor Castle and Buckingham Palace into homeless shelters etc... | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:48 - Jan 5 with 1534 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 07:32 - Jan 5 by 26_Paz | No role for the Paz Man? |
They'll have you up against the wall! | | | |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:50 - Jan 5 with 1532 views | Herbivore |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:48 - Jan 5 by SuperKieranMcKenna | They'll have you up against the wall! |
If I was in charge, sure. But those being picked are centrists and would tolerate the likes of Paz. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:56 - Jan 5 with 1522 views | footers |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 08:50 - Jan 5 by Herbivore | If I was in charge, sure. But those being picked are centrists and would tolerate the likes of Paz. |
I'd be more generous and make him Secretary of State for Sitting on Your Hands and Keeping Your Mouth Shut. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:03 - Jan 5 with 1508 views | Guthrum | I'd be a terrible PM. Far better in the Cummings role (developing mad ideas, enjoys driving, tho not so hot on the sweariness). You need someone good at sorting out rats fighting in a bag and restoring calm, so I nominate Phil. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:14 - Jan 5 with 1480 views | Guthrum |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:29 - Jan 5 by SpruceMoose | Um guys... Somehow (Illy did it)... Yeah... Slight diplomatic incident involving some melons and Ivanka Trump... and um...We are now at war with Guam. |
At war with Guam? Clegg out!! | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:16 - Jan 5 with 1478 views | Keno |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 00:17 - Jan 5 by J2BLUE | Guthers (PM) Stokie (deputy) SteveM - Chancellor Warky - Duchy of Lancaster Elder Grizzly - Foreign Office Keno - Home Office Bully - Justice Newcy - Defence Lucan - Trade Badger - Health m14_blue- Transport Mullet - Education DanTheMan - Environment Dyland - Energy policy & industry Glasgow Blue - Scotland Swansea_Blue - Wales eireblue* - NI Jeera - Work & Pensions SomethingBlue - Media itfcjoe - Sport Dubtractor - Culture J2 - Vaccines (logistics) Callis - Mental Health Footers - Renationalised Water Darth Koont- Renationalised Rail Separated culture, media and sport. Added mental health. *Can't think of any NI posters [Post edited 5 Jan 2021 0:18]
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I'm happy to do NI, it would be an honour | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:28 - Jan 5 with 1453 views | Pinewoodblue | The only role I can think of for Paz is leader of the opposition. A vital role in democracy. | |
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Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 10:01 - Jan 5 with 1406 views | 26_Paz |
Nominations for the alt government run by TWTD members on 09:28 - Jan 5 by Pinewoodblue | The only role I can think of for Paz is leader of the opposition. A vital role in democracy. |
Accepted! None of this we must unite behind the government policies from me! | |
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