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Additional alert buttons needed 12:52 - Mar 26 with 2759 viewshomer_123

We all know we can report an abusive post with the alert button, I think the forum could be greatly enriched with the introduction of others. Gav could then have a little link at the top of the forum so we can see how many posts have been reported and for which item and if he's really nice, you could even filter the posts by them!

Innuendo Alert
Pun Alert
Cheese Alert
POTD Alert

Any others?

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Additional alert buttons needed on 14:49 - Mar 26 with 693 viewsBlueBadger

Additional alert buttons needed on 14:04 - Mar 26 by BelsteadCav

Not many of those around


Thankfully. They're even duller than gym enthusiasts.

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Additional alert buttons needed on 14:58 - Mar 26 with 683 viewshoppy

Serious post alert?

Potential 10 pager alert?
[Post edited 26 Mar 2021 14:59]

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Additional alert buttons needed on 15:00 - Mar 26 with 682 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Do we need an innuendo alert?

Whenever I see an innuendo I like to whip it out.

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LBFA..... on 15:17 - Mar 26 with 664 viewsBloots

....or LBA if "bumfest" is one word.

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Additional alert buttons needed on 15:20 - Mar 26 with 652 viewsDarth_Koont

Def Info Alert

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Additional alert buttons needed on 16:09 - Mar 26 with 626 viewsEdwardStone

Additional alert buttons needed on 13:03 - Mar 26 by footers

We definitely need one for grammer.


Kelsey? Is that you??
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Additional alert buttons needed on 16:11 - Mar 26 with 623 viewsfooters

Additional alert buttons needed on 16:09 - Mar 26 by EdwardStone

Kelsey? Is that you??


That bloke has had a proper rough life, joking aside. Fascinating how someone can be such a lightning rod for bad luck!

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Additional alert buttons needed on 16:15 - Mar 26 with 619 viewsfactual_blue

[Redacted] Alert

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Additional alert buttons needed on 17:43 - Mar 26 with 601 viewsRyorry

Additional alert buttons needed on 16:15 - Mar 26 by factual_blue

[Redacted] Alert


You of all people wanting to redact Fact of the Day.

I'm shocked, shocked I tells thee

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Additional alert buttons needed on 17:55 - Mar 26 with 596 viewsBlueBadger

Additional alert buttons needed on 13:12 - Mar 26 by BelsteadCav

And as if by magic, the shop keeper appears


You were much funnier when you were all about cycling drug cheats and big cats. 'Paz tribute act' is a terrible step down.

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Additional alert buttons needed on 18:05 - Mar 26 with 587 viewsMeadowlark

Additional alert buttons needed on 13:03 - Mar 26 by footers

We definitely need one for grammer.


And spelling. Definitely.
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Additional alert buttons needed on 18:19 - Mar 26 with 581 viewsjeera

Additional alert buttons needed on 18:05 - Mar 26 by Meadowlark

And spelling. Definitely.


Give yourself a woosh there meaders.

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Additional alert buttons needed on 18:22 - Mar 26 with 573 viewsMattinLondon

Additional alert buttons needed on 18:05 - Mar 26 by Meadowlark

And spelling. Definitely.


Grammer isn’t important.
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Additional alert buttons needed on 18:57 - Mar 26 with 556 viewsMeadowlark

Additional alert buttons needed on 18:19 - Mar 26 by jeera

Give yourself a woosh there meaders.


Ha! Woodshed myself. My spell corrector apparently corrected my spelling of definately, thus making my vaguely humorous post just a whooshy post.
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Additional alert buttons needed on 18:59 - Mar 26 with 554 viewsMeadowlark

Additional alert buttons needed on 18:57 - Mar 26 by Meadowlark

Ha! Woodshed myself. My spell corrector apparently corrected my spelling of definately, thus making my vaguely humorous post just a whooshy post.


*Wooshed*

Not going well this evening......
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Additional alert buttons needed on 19:26 - Mar 26 with 529 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Additional alert buttons needed on 18:59 - Mar 26 by Meadowlark

*Wooshed*

Not going well this evening......
.


I like that. Henceforth all whooshes to be known as woodsheds.
[Post edited 26 Mar 2021 22:37]

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Additional alert buttons needed on 21:36 - Mar 26 with 517 viewsfactual_blue

Additional alert buttons needed on 17:43 - Mar 26 by Ryorry

You of all people wanting to redact Fact of the Day.

I'm shocked, shocked I tells thee


Are you going to report me to the organisations who look into this kind of thing?

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Additional alert buttons needed on 21:38 - Mar 26 with 512 viewsRyorry

Additional alert buttons needed on 19:26 - Mar 26 by Tangledupin_Blue

I like that. Henceforth all whooshes to be known as woodsheds.
[Post edited 26 Mar 2021 22:37]


But ...

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/459869/no-wood/

Only on TWTD ... 🤣

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Additional alert buttons needed on 09:01 - Mar 27 with 477 viewshoppy

Additional alert buttons needed on 19:26 - Mar 26 by Tangledupin_Blue

I like that. Henceforth all whooshes to be known as woodsheds.
[Post edited 26 Mar 2021 22:37]



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Additional alert buttons needed on 10:04 - Mar 27 with 465 viewsPinewoodblue

So need an “I’m not really a newbie” alert button if only to confirm our suspicions.

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Additional alert buttons needed on 10:19 - Mar 27 with 464 viewsfabian_illness

Confusion alert.

Am I the only one who can’t keep up with all the descriptions used:

Woke?
Gammon?
Bumfest???
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