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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... 18:05 - May 29 with 4412 viewsBloots

....on the front of the house.

I've just offered her my "We Hate Norwich" Union Jack.

She declined.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:26 - May 30 with 1022 viewsstickymockwell

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:05 - May 29 by PhilTWTD

Due to a cock-up a mate of mine's got a warehouse full of union flag car jacks.


You must be mates with Matt Hancock!!

Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:38 - May 30 with 1006 viewsblueasfook

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:54 - May 29 by clive_baker

That reminds me, I must put my Prince Andrew cardboard cutout up in the window.


Along with a sign saying "Lock up your daughters. Andy's in town"

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:44 - May 30 with 998 viewsKeno

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:38 - May 30 by blueasfook

Along with a sign saying "Lock up your daughters. Andy's in town"


and a Pizza Hut takeaway box

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When I was a nipper.... on 08:46 - May 30 with 995 viewsLord_Lucan

When I was a nipper.... on 21:39 - May 29 by Coastalblue

Me too, always had more joy in Charlie Chans


I’d forgotten about Charlie Chans!

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 09:02 - May 30 with 975 viewsPhilTWTD

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:26 - May 30 by stickymockwell

You must be mates with Matt Hancock!!


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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 09:33 - May 30 with 944 viewsblueasfook

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:44 - May 30 by Keno

and a Pizza Hut takeaway box


Wasn't it Pizza Express?

[Pedant mode off]

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 12:55 - May 30 with 896 viewsHARRY10

I would expect this will be the last hurrah as once Liz goes I cannot see there being much to celebrate with jug ears starting his innings so late.

Maybe he'll get a 20 or so knock before being given out, which would mean Juan Carlos's boy will be 60 or so by the time gets to pad up.

Not sure about ginger Tom and Mrs Sparkle, perhaps they will stay in the gun toting US, though I can't see uncle Andy visiting anytime. Perhaps his hard working, pop eyed cousin might pop over

It was a different country when George V1 coughed his last, perhaps with the help of brexit we can look forward to returning to those days of polio, smog and 40 a day smoking for all.

Only it won't be the government rationing us, it will be our wallet rationing the food, electricity and petrol we can afford.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:14 - May 30 with 869 viewsfactual_blue

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 09:02 - May 30 by PhilTWTD



matt bancock?

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:17 - May 30 with 864 viewsKeno

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 09:33 - May 30 by blueasfook

Wasn't it Pizza Express?

[Pedant mode off]


are you factors in disguise?

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:18 - May 30 with 865 viewsblueasfook

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:17 - May 30 by Keno

are you factors in disguise?


Christ, I hope not.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:32 - May 30 with 848 viewsfactual_blue

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:18 - May 30 by blueasfook

Christ, I hope not.


Not as much as I do.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:38 - May 30 with 845 viewsblueasfook

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:32 - May 30 by factual_blue

Not as much as I do.


You'd be a good 20 years younger and much sexier.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 14:28 - May 30 with 819 viewsVic

I got my bunting up the other evening. The wife wasn't I pressed unfortunately.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 14:35 - May 30 with 811 viewsKeno

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 13:38 - May 30 by blueasfook

You'd be a good 20 years younger and much sexier.


Only 20?

I thought you were younger than that

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 15:30 - May 30 with 784 viewsRadlett_blue

I'm on our Parish Council & they wanted to put up some bunting for a "street party". However, they first had to commission a H&S structural report (which cost £1962) which told us this should NOT be hung from the street lamps because of the risk of "catenary action".
I'm no engineer (or royalist) but this strikes me as absolute expensive nonsense.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 16:29 - May 30 with 760 viewsHARRY10

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 15:30 - May 30 by Radlett_blue

I'm on our Parish Council & they wanted to put up some bunting for a "street party". However, they first had to commission a H&S structural report (which cost £1962) which told us this should NOT be hung from the street lamps because of the risk of "catenary action".
I'm no engineer (or royalist) but this strikes me as absolute expensive nonsense.


That my dear fellow, is due to insurance requirements - H&S cannot ban anything, but without insurance cover individual councillors would be liable.

They won't tell you that in the Mail where the rant level is already at 11, over 'woke' banning everything.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 16:49 - May 30 with 746 viewsJ2BLUE

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 15:30 - May 30 by Radlett_blue

I'm on our Parish Council & they wanted to put up some bunting for a "street party". However, they first had to commission a H&S structural report (which cost £1962) which told us this should NOT be hung from the street lamps because of the risk of "catenary action".
I'm no engineer (or royalist) but this strikes me as absolute expensive nonsense.


That is incredible. Every single one of them who voted for that should be kicked out.

Truly impaired.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 17:33 - May 30 with 731 viewsRadlett_blue

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 16:29 - May 30 by HARRY10

That my dear fellow, is due to insurance requirements - H&S cannot ban anything, but without insurance cover individual councillors would be liable.

They won't tell you that in the Mail where the rant level is already at 11, over 'woke' banning everything.


You're right. Our insurer also refused to cover us for liability if someone fell into a dell on our land & the H&S consultant told us to surround the dell with a huge, unsightly fence.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 17:35 - May 30 with 730 viewsOldsmoker

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:34 - May 29 by Pendejo

You've not been shopping recently then?

Where I work town centre shops all decked out with jubilee "stuff", including a mural under a railway bridge.

My wife, British citizen and passport holder but born in Colombia has put up some bunting and a 3 ft tall poster of her Maj


I don't have a Queenie pic since I sold the God Save the Queen vinyl album.

I've stuck an old stamp on the laptop but it fell off - sticky's gone 'cos it was old.

Gawd bless yer maa'm.

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