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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... 18:05 - May 29 with 4418 viewsBloots

....on the front of the house.

I've just offered her my "We Hate Norwich" Union Jack.

She declined.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:11 - May 29 with 3334 viewsgtsb1966

It's a wonder nobody has marketed Union Jack car flags. ....thank god.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:16 - May 29 with 3315 viewsSitfcB

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:11 - May 29 by gtsb1966

It's a wonder nobody has marketed Union Jack car flags. ....thank god.


I saw one on a car the other week, it was in Norfolk though.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:23 - May 29 with 3287 viewsKeno

Is “putting up the bunting” a new euphenism?

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:26 - May 29 with 3281 viewsronnyd

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:11 - May 29 by gtsb1966

It's a wonder nobody has marketed Union Jack car flags. ....thank god.


There's a Suzuki jeep festooned with them just around the corner from me.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:29 - May 29 with 3258 viewsfactual_blue

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:23 - May 29 by Keno

Is “putting up the bunting” a new euphenism?


Well if you don't know Keno, it probably isn't.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:34 - May 29 with 3219 viewsPendejo

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:11 - May 29 by gtsb1966

It's a wonder nobody has marketed Union Jack car flags. ....thank god.


You've not been shopping recently then?

Where I work town centre shops all decked out with jubilee "stuff", including a mural under a railway bridge.

My wife, British citizen and passport holder but born in Colombia has put up some bunting and a 3 ft tall poster of her Maj

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:53 - May 29 with 3157 viewsgtsb1966

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:34 - May 29 by Pendejo

You've not been shopping recently then?

Where I work town centre shops all decked out with jubilee "stuff", including a mural under a railway bridge.

My wife, British citizen and passport holder but born in Colombia has put up some bunting and a 3 ft tall poster of her Maj


Yes I've seen all that and it looks very nice but those car flags are so tacky.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:54 - May 29 with 3157 viewsclive_baker

That reminds me, I must put my Prince Andrew cardboard cutout up in the window.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:03 - May 29 with 3108 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Where I’m from, bun-ting is a way of description for an especially ugly bird.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:05 - May 29 with 3125 viewsPhilTWTD

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:11 - May 29 by gtsb1966

It's a wonder nobody has marketed Union Jack car flags. ....thank god.


Due to a cock-up a mate of mine's got a warehouse full of union flag car jacks.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:09 - May 29 with 3075 viewsgtsb1966

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:03 - May 29 by The_Romford_Blue

Where I’m from, bun-ting is a way of description for an especially ugly bird.


To be fair where you're from is ugly full stop . No offence.
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When I was a nipper.... on 19:10 - May 29 with 3075 viewsBloots

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:03 - May 29 by The_Romford_Blue

Where I’m from, bun-ting is a way of description for an especially ugly bird.


.....I used to spend a disproportionate amount of time in Hollywoods trying my luck with those bun-tings.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:11 - May 29 with 3060 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

Lady Nugee is going to be seriously triggered this coming weekend. Or is it only England flags she doesn’t like?
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 20:14 - May 29 with 2938 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

I put bunting up this morning in honour of her maj.
The wife has threatened to take it down as she can’t stand monarchy.
I’ve told her she can’t have lights up at Christmas then as I can’t stand the festive season

Spare bedroom for me tonight

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 20:24 - May 29 with 2901 viewsJ2BLUE

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:34 - May 29 by Pendejo

You've not been shopping recently then?

Where I work town centre shops all decked out with jubilee "stuff", including a mural under a railway bridge.

My wife, British citizen and passport holder but born in Colombia has put up some bunting and a 3 ft tall poster of her Maj


Completely misread that last line...

Truly impaired.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 20:41 - May 29 with 2870 viewsSwansea_Blue

There’s going to be a big jubilee party on our village green this Thursday, including a homemade crown competition. Thank feck we’re away.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 20:48 - May 29 with 2838 viewsmrshallisfit

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:23 - May 29 by Keno

Is “putting up the bunting” a new euphenism?


Decorating the tree is.
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 21:03 - May 29 with 2790 viewsXYZ

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 20:41 - May 29 by Swansea_Blue

There’s going to be a big jubilee party on our village green this Thursday, including a homemade crown competition. Thank feck we’re away.


Thank f for the "I'm at the Lords test, sorry" excuse ...
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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 21:32 - May 29 with 2704 viewsBlueBadger

Why are you still on here and not filing for divorce?

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When I was a nipper.... on 21:39 - May 29 with 2686 viewsCoastalblue

When I was a nipper.... on 19:10 - May 29 by Bloots

.....I used to spend a disproportionate amount of time in Hollywoods trying my luck with those bun-tings.

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Me too, always had more joy in Charlie Chans

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 22:31 - May 29 with 2593 viewsfactual_blue

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 20:41 - May 29 by Swansea_Blue

There’s going to be a big jubilee party on our village green this Thursday, including a homemade crown competition. Thank feck we’re away.


Presumably the party culminates with the sacrifice of a goat, followed the annual sheep-pleasuring contest.

Next Saturday here in God's Own Village features the delights of an 'It's A Knockout' contest.

Sadly, we'll be fleeing to the Cotswold first thing on Saturday, and not returning for a week.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 22:41 - May 29 with 2571 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 20:14 - May 29 by StochesStotasBlewe

I put bunting up this morning in honour of her maj.
The wife has threatened to take it down as she can’t stand monarchy.
I’ve told her she can’t have lights up at Christmas then as I can’t stand the festive season

Spare bedroom for me tonight


Do her feet!

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 07:49 - May 30 with 2330 viewshoppy

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 18:54 - May 29 by clive_baker

That reminds me, I must put my Prince Andrew cardboard cutout up in the window.


Along with a pizza box?

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:05 - May 30 with 2308 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 22:41 - May 29 by BanksterDebtSlave

Do her feet!


She did her own

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 08:25 - May 30 with 2269 viewsstickymockwell

The wife is currently putting up "bunting"..... on 19:03 - May 29 by The_Romford_Blue

Where I’m from, bun-ting is a way of description for an especially ugly bird.


So I'm guessing that farting means something that's a long way away

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