Attacked By Old Falcon 17:54 - Sep 2 with 4248 views | hmmcustard | Don't often post on here. but have major issues with the idiot that decided to attack me outside the Old Falcon today at 17:15. I was on bike when some complete idiot decided he wanted to run at me and take a swing. If you that much of issue, please meat me at next game at North lower inside turnstile 27/28 and im sure we discuss this further. |  | | |  |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 17:58 - Sep 2 with 4120 views | chicoazul | I thought you meant you’d been attacked by an elderly bird. |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 17:59 - Sep 2 with 4117 views | MJallday | Bit of a Freudian slip there. Unless you really do want him to “meat” you In which case , you should probably use the toilets rather than the turnstiles |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:05 - Sep 2 with 4030 views | hmmcustard |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 17:59 - Sep 2 by MJallday | Bit of a Freudian slip there. Unless you really do want him to “meat” you In which case , you should probably use the toilets rather than the turnstiles |
obviously I have had a couple, Hence some Idiot having a unprovoked attack (honestly Im a happy drunk) But would generally love to me said idiot, when more prepared. |  | |  |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:11 - Sep 2 with 3955 views | GlasgowBlue | Was the culprit wearing an "I'm a TWTD poster" T Shirt? |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:16 - Sep 2 with 3908 views | hmmcustard |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:11 - Sep 2 by GlasgowBlue | Was the culprit wearing an "I'm a TWTD poster" T Shirt? |
Lets be honest, most town fans either read this or know someone that does. Especially in large or larges groups. Just a shame we have such D1ck heads follow us. |  | |  |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:18 - Sep 2 with 3875 views | thatbdude |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:11 - Sep 2 by GlasgowBlue | Was the culprit wearing an "I'm a TWTD poster" T Shirt? |
For all you could know it could be someone from another town forum whp hates TWTD |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:21 - Sep 2 with 3822 views | pelles321 |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:05 - Sep 2 by hmmcustard | obviously I have had a couple, Hence some Idiot having a unprovoked attack (honestly Im a happy drunk) But would generally love to me said idiot, when more prepared. |
Happy drunk on a bike. What could go wrong?! |  | |  |
If he does meat you.... on 18:27 - Sep 2 with 3749 views | Bloots | ....are you gonna give him a chop and make mincemeat out of him? |  |
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If he does meat you.... on 18:38 - Sep 2 with 3633 views | hmmcustard |
If he does meat you.... on 18:27 - Sep 2 by Bloots | ....are you gonna give him a chop and make mincemeat out of him? |
Just want a cuddle, think he needs a cuddle |  | |  |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:49 - Sep 2 with 3550 views | Swansea_Blue |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:18 - Sep 2 by thatbdude | For all you could know it could be someone from another town forum whp hates TWTD |
Probably from The Days That Were. Splitters! |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:00 - Sep 2 with 3483 views | MJallday |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:21 - Sep 2 by pelles321 | Happy drunk on a bike. What could go wrong?! |
Ford focus could overtake him |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:08 - Sep 2 with 3403 views | hmmcustard |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:00 - Sep 2 by MJallday | Ford focus could overtake him |
to be fair I think a Vauxhall Corsa overtook me at 1 point |  | |  |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:11 - Sep 2 with 3385 views | Horsham | Could have been worse. I think an adolescent ostrich would be harder than old falcon. |  | |  |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:14 - Sep 2 with 3342 views | Mullet |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:18 - Sep 2 by thatbdude | For all you could know it could be someone from another town forum whp hates TWTD |
Talking any Town fans in particular? |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:15 - Sep 2 with 3316 views | hoppy |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 18:49 - Sep 2 by Swansea_Blue | Probably from The Days That Were. Splitters! |
Or were that the days? |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:19 - Sep 2 with 3255 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:08 - Sep 2 by hmmcustard | to be fair I think a Vauxhall Corsa overtook me at 1 point |
I parked one of those at Gatwick yesterday for today's game! |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:21 - Sep 2 with 3209 views | ThisIsMyUsername |
Showing off, cos of... |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:28 - Sep 2 with 3114 views | J2BLUE |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 19:11 - Sep 2 by Horsham | Could have been worse. I think an adolescent ostrich would be harder than old falcon. |
Laughed far too much at this. |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 01:15 - Sep 3 with 2691 views | Ryorry | Was it MalcolmMeatballHead looking for a fry-up? |  |
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Attacked By Old Falcon on 08:17 - Sep 3 with 2450 views | Zapers |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 01:15 - Sep 3 by Ryorry | Was it MalcolmMeatballHead looking for a fry-up? |
Have to admit, sounds very much like him! |  | |  |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 14:14 - Sep 3 with 2153 views | WeWereZombies |
Attacked By Old Falcon on 08:17 - Sep 3 by Zapers | Have to admit, sounds very much like him! |
But was the attacker on a moped ? |  |
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