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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion 09:43 - Feb 4 with 4469 viewsBluesky

When I was very young I heard Ralph Readers "We're riding along on the crest of a wave" to be "We're banging a gong on the chest of a slave"!

Any similar stories? Let's crack a few smiles....
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 09:59 - Feb 4 with 2622 viewsNthQldITFC

When I was very young I heard Belouis Some's "Imagination, can make a man of you" to be "Emasculation, can make woman of you."

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 10:16 - Feb 4 with 2588 viewsOldFart71

Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 09:59 - Feb 4 by NthQldITFC

When I was very young I heard Belouis Some's "Imagination, can make a man of you" to be "Emasculation, can make woman of you."


I must admit for a long time I thought the slogan was "Red Bull gives you wind"
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 10:18 - Feb 4 with 2585 viewsSamuelowen88

For years I could never understand why K D Lang, was singing "Can't stand gravy" but turns out it's "Constant craving"

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 10:23 - Feb 4 with 2566 viewsITFC_Forever

Always told the kids the Stone Roses song I Wanna Be Adored was called I Wanna Be A Dog.

They believed me for years. I think.

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 10:25 - Feb 4 with 2562 viewsleitrimblue

Use to work with a lad for a short while in the mid 90,s delivering and fitting office furniture around the city. The other lad was a big fan of the Jam and would play them constantly in the van which was fair enough.
Except he thought Town Called Malice was called Tom O Malley and would scream it outta the window whenever it came on.
I once tried to tell him it was called Town Called Malice but he was having none of it. Was pre Google so couldn't prove him wrong so just had to except him singing Tom o Malley wooo yer
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 10:29 - Feb 4 with 2545 viewsPinewoodblue

Funniest when you hear your kids, in the back seat, singing along to a song on the radio.

For example : Barry Manilow Mandy “when you kissed me and stop me from shaving”

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 10:59 - Feb 4 with 2464 viewsBlueschev

For years I thought The Boat That I Row was The Book That I Wrote. More recently I also thought the line was 'your love is handy for some-body like me'.
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 11:05 - Feb 4 with 2439 viewsKeno

Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 10:59 - Feb 4 by Blueschev

For years I thought The Boat That I Row was The Book That I Wrote. More recently I also thought the line was 'your love is handy for some-body like me'.


I misheard the Whitney Houston classic as “I’m shaving off my muff for you”

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 11:19 - Feb 4 with 2390 viewsMJallday

"Just let me staple the vicar" - We are family - Sister Sledge

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 11:21 - Feb 4 with 2388 viewshoppy

Classic Rather Good Stuff did a few I can never unhear any more... these were just a few:

Destiny's Child, Independent Woman - singing about Alf Garnett

Simply Red - Bunny's too tight to mention, and Holding Back The Ears

Madonna - Erotic: Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body

The Beatles - She's got a Chicken to Ride

George Michael, Fast Love - Fat Slug
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 11:24 - Feb 4 with 2366 viewsElderGrizzly

Bee Gees - More than a Woman is very easily confused with Bald Headed Woman :)
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 11:28 - Feb 4 with 2349 viewsmrshallisfit

Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 11:05 - Feb 4 by Keno

I misheard the Whitney Houston classic as “I’m shaving off my muff for you”


That's a better line than the original.
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 11:46 - Feb 4 with 2317 viewswischip

Paul Young. Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 12:05 - Feb 4 with 2278 viewsBluebell




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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 12:09 - Feb 4 with 2262 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

k.d. Lang - Constant Craving sounds like she is singing "can't stand gravy"
Abba - The Winner Takes it All, an old ex of mine thought the line "I apologise if it makes you feel bad" was "High upon a joist, did it make you feel bad?"

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 12:14 - Feb 4 with 2235 viewsbluelagos

Posted before but will do again.

When I lived near Brum one of the bluenoses thought one line in "Keep right on" was "We're off to Pakistan" rather than "We're often partizan"

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 12:15 - Feb 4 with 2220 viewsjaykay

the police so lonely always heard as sue lawley

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 12:15 - Feb 4 with 2218 viewsITFC_Forever

Walking in a Winter Wonderland - Walking round in ladies underwear.

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 12:17 - Feb 4 with 2213 viewshoppy

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Walking in a Winter Wonderland - Walking round in ladies underwear.


That's as maybe, but what did you think the lyrics were?

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 12:46 - Feb 4 with 2144 viewsPinewoodblue

Neil Diamond …Reverend blue jeans

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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 14:08 - Feb 4 with 2061 viewsVanSaParody

I'll do the obvious Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze"

Excuse me, while I kiss the sky

Commonly mistaken for...

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy

...not by me, though
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 14:26 - Feb 4 with 2005 viewsRozz

Wunderhorse - Teal
“be more of a human, legs of a donkey”







…less of a junkie.
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 14:40 - Feb 4 with 1967 viewshoppy

This one is a fairly recent one

The search for pizza is real...


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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 14:47 - Feb 4 with 1959 viewsAxeldalai_lama

I always thought Ultra Nate was a wrongun, but apparently she's not singing 'my brother is in me'
She's singing 'my brother is in need'.
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Misheard lines from songs - we need a light diversion on 15:04 - Feb 4 with 1939 viewsTresBonne

Pretty green eyes.

When I was younger I thought he was singing about Chicken Fried Rice..
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