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Fog Lights 08:33 - Feb 6 with 2074 viewsChris_ITFC

Fecking pointless things. Too bright, distracting, look like brake lights, people put them on unnecessarily, people forget to turn them off.
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Fog Lights on 08:45 - Feb 6 with 2022 viewstonybied

They're - very much - not pointless when used in heavy fog, especially on motorways. The main issue, as you say, is most people don't know when they should be using them, turning them on in light fog and then forgetting they have turned them on, dazzling everyone behind for the rest of their journey.
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Fog Lights on 08:49 - Feb 6 with 2006 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Also, hazard warning lights should be called 'Thank-you' lights or 'I'm just going to illegally park here for a bit' lights. You very rarely see them used to warn of a hazard.

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Fog Lights on 08:58 - Feb 6 with 1945 viewsMeadowlark

Fog Lights on 08:49 - Feb 6 by The_Flashing_Smile

Also, hazard warning lights should be called 'Thank-you' lights or 'I'm just going to illegally park here for a bit' lights. You very rarely see them used to warn of a hazard.


.... and people who put hazard lights on when they're in a lay-by! Often you can only see the offside lights to start with so you think they're pulling out.
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Fog Lights on 08:58 - Feb 6 with 1942 viewsurbanblue

Living in Australia I don't see Fog lights but my goodness these LED lights on cars these days I find quite blinding. Feels like everyone is on full beam.
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Fog Lights on 09:00 - Feb 6 with 1925 viewsbsw72

The lights aren't the issue, it's the lack of understanding on when they are appropriate to use.

Common denominator is just people - inanimate items are rarely the problem, it's the people who use things.
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Fog Lights on 09:06 - Feb 6 with 1898 viewsEdwardStone

Fog lights are waaaay too bright and, as you say, a very confusing colour

I suggest a two-fold solution

1 Make them much much dimmer

2 Make them a less intrusive colour..... grey perhaps? You know, the same colour as fog?
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Fog Lights on 09:12 - Feb 6 with 1833 viewsblueasfook

Fog Lights on 08:45 - Feb 6 by tonybied

They're - very much - not pointless when used in heavy fog, especially on motorways. The main issue, as you say, is most people don't know when they should be using them, turning them on in light fog and then forgetting they have turned them on, dazzling everyone behind for the rest of their journey.


You'd think with the technology we have now, we could fit auto fog lights that detect foggy conditions and switch on and off accordingly.

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Fog Lights on 09:17 - Feb 6 with 1793 viewsChris_ITFC

Fog Lights on 08:45 - Feb 6 by tonybied

They're - very much - not pointless when used in heavy fog, especially on motorways. The main issue, as you say, is most people don't know when they should be using them, turning them on in light fog and then forgetting they have turned them on, dazzling everyone behind for the rest of their journey.


Well, yes - properly considered point taken.

But the proportion of people using them incorrectly means I’d ban them!
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Fog Lights on 09:33 - Feb 6 with 1706 viewsGuthrum

Fog Lights on 08:49 - Feb 6 by The_Flashing_Smile

Also, hazard warning lights should be called 'Thank-you' lights or 'I'm just going to illegally park here for a bit' lights. You very rarely see them used to warn of a hazard.


They're to warn you that the drivers of those vehicles are the hazards.

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Fog Lights on 09:35 - Feb 6 with 1691 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Fog Lights on 09:12 - Feb 6 by blueasfook

You'd think with the technology we have now, we could fit auto fog lights that detect foggy conditions and switch on and off accordingly.


Our vehicle can do that - unfortunately, the sensor can be fooled when dirty and the fog lights are turned on unnecessarily.

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Fog Lights on 09:35 - Feb 6 with 1700 viewsPhilTWTD

Fog Lights on 08:49 - Feb 6 by The_Flashing_Smile

Also, hazard warning lights should be called 'Thank-you' lights or 'I'm just going to illegally park here for a bit' lights. You very rarely see them used to warn of a hazard.


I was driving the other week and saw former Spurs, Chelsea and Swindon midfielder Micky Hazard, so made sure to turn mine on.
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Fog Lights on 09:36 - Feb 6 with 1675 viewsblueasfook

Fog Lights on 09:35 - Feb 6 by BasingstokeBlue

Our vehicle can do that - unfortunately, the sensor can be fooled when dirty and the fog lights are turned on unnecessarily.


oh!

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Fog Lights on 09:37 - Feb 6 with 1647 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Fog Lights on 09:36 - Feb 6 by blueasfook

oh!


We turned off the "clever technology" a long while back.

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Fog Lights on 09:41 - Feb 6 with 1603 viewshoppy

Fog Lights on 09:35 - Feb 6 by PhilTWTD

I was driving the other week and saw former Spurs, Chelsea and Swindon midfielder Micky Hazard, so made sure to turn mine on.


Did you turn them off again shortly afterwards, or did you also happen to see Eden as well and leave them on?

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Fog Lights on 09:52 - Feb 6 with 1559 viewsblueasfook

Fog Lights on 09:37 - Feb 6 by BasingstokeBlue

We turned off the "clever technology" a long while back.


Same with my reversing camera. Its fitted low down on the rear bumper and in winter it's pretty much gunked up all the time. Practically useless!

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Fog Lights on 09:58 - Feb 6 with 1519 viewslurcher

Great when you have to drive in fog
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Fog Lights on 10:21 - Feb 6 with 1465 viewsPinewoodblue

Fog Lights on 08:49 - Feb 6 by The_Flashing_Smile

Also, hazard warning lights should be called 'Thank-you' lights or 'I'm just going to illegally park here for a bit' lights. You very rarely see them used to warn of a hazard.


The only time they are supposed to be used, apart from stationary, is to warn of an upcoming hazzard and it considered that just 5 seconds is sufficient warning .

Thry should never be used as Thank-you lights.

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Fog Lights on 12:02 - Feb 6 with 1314 viewsGuthrum

You need a Fog Hat.


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Fog Lights on 12:06 - Feb 6 with 1302 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Fog Lights on 10:21 - Feb 6 by Pinewoodblue

The only time they are supposed to be used, apart from stationary, is to warn of an upcoming hazzard and it considered that just 5 seconds is sufficient warning .

Thry should never be used as Thank-you lights.


Yeah, I know, but it's always nice to get a thank you!

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Fog Lights on 12:11 - Feb 6 with 1293 viewshype313


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Fog Lights on 12:15 - Feb 6 with 1276 viewsSwansea_Blue

What I do like is when one comes on to point in the direction you’re turning. Clever that. Although people always tell us we’ve got a bulb blown

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Fog Lights on 12:24 - Feb 6 with 1233 viewsVaughan8

As Basil Fauwty says to Mrs Richards "it works you don't" (not you personally)

Its the people who use them, or I suspect some cars automatically turn them on.

When in heavy fog, they are very useful (obviously!)

These new blinding front lights I find more of a problem. I have on occasion flashed cars, to indicate to switch their full beamers off, when they proceed to flash back basically saying "these are my full beamers D1ckhead!".
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Fog Lights on 12:25 - Feb 6 with 1226 viewsChurchman

I have the perfect solution. FIDO

https://www.rafmuseum.org.uk/research/archive-exhibitions/worth-a-thousand-words

It saved loads of aircrew lives during the war and could help now. Just attach a petrol burner to the roof of every car. When it’s foggy, light the burner. Benefits?

1. It’ll lift the fog thus making it safer for all
2. You’ll be able to see other vehicles easily with flames coming off the roof
3. It’s quite pretty - like lots of little bonfires
4. It’ll make Ed Milliband’s eyes swivel even faster
5. There will be a use for all that extra oil madman Trump wants to drill out and will have no use for.

Sorted.

As for existing lights, part of the problem is that many people have those massive SUVs, people carrier buses and the lights are accordingly higher. If the above solution doesn’t appeal, how about black fog lights instead of white?
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Fog Lights on 17:56 - Feb 6 with 937 viewsjontysnut

Fog Lights on 08:58 - Feb 6 by urbanblue

Living in Australia I don't see Fog lights but my goodness these LED lights on cars these days I find quite blinding. Feels like everyone is on full beam.


The ones with a blue tinge that for a second convince you that you're being flashed by the police
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Fog Lights on 19:36 - Feb 6 with 838 viewsSwansea_Blue

Fog Lights on 12:02 - Feb 6 by Guthrum

You need a Fog Hat.



That won’t work. You can’t escape the fog…


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