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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team 20:42 - Mar 31 with 2402 viewsDubtractor

to themselves....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn91dg34pzqo

Modern football is crooked as fook.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 20:44 - Mar 31 with 2373 viewsMK1

Smart accounting. Man City have taught them well.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 20:48 - Mar 31 with 2349 viewsvapour_trail

Fair play to Chelsea, they’re really good at business.

They made a bit profit from selling their hotels to themselves as well.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 21:19 - Mar 31 with 2245 viewsbsw72

Chelsea have acted completely within the rules. Blame the FA for their ineptitude at how they have attempted and failed to find a way to enforce financial controls to level the playing field.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 21:25 - Mar 31 with 2208 viewsskinnybob72

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 20:48 - Mar 31 by vapour_trail

Fair play to Chelsea, they’re really good at business.

They made a bit profit from selling their hotels to themselves as well.


What's to stop them buying the women's team back for 50p next financial year before selling them again to the same subsidiary the following season for £200m.

Rinse & repeat every 2 seasons? Just use the women's team as a way to for the owners to inject vast sums of money into what would otherwise be a massive loss making men's team.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:10 - Mar 31 with 2083 viewsOldsmoker

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 21:25 - Mar 31 by skinnybob72

What's to stop them buying the women's team back for 50p next financial year before selling them again to the same subsidiary the following season for £200m.

Rinse & repeat every 2 seasons? Just use the women's team as a way to for the owners to inject vast sums of money into what would otherwise be a massive loss making men's team.


"What's to stop them buying the women's team back for 50p next financial year before selling them again to the same subsidiary the following season for £200m."

That's a valid point and the only thing would be the shareholders disapproval and subsequent sacking of board members.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:12 - Mar 31 with 2079 viewsbackwaywhen

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 21:25 - Mar 31 by skinnybob72

What's to stop them buying the women's team back for 50p next financial year before selling them again to the same subsidiary the following season for £200m.

Rinse & repeat every 2 seasons? Just use the women's team as a way to for the owners to inject vast sums of money into what would otherwise be a massive loss making men's team.


Makes you wonder if other teams follow their example of crooked accounting allegedly, can we do it I wonder ?
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:27 - Mar 31 with 2003 viewsKievthegreat

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 21:25 - Mar 31 by skinnybob72

What's to stop them buying the women's team back for 50p next financial year before selling them again to the same subsidiary the following season for £200m.

Rinse & repeat every 2 seasons? Just use the women's team as a way to for the owners to inject vast sums of money into what would otherwise be a massive loss making men's team.


I think HMRC might have some thoughts it.

Selling a asset at market value (Could argue that it's overvalued still) is easy to do as a one time thing. However selling it back and forth in that rinse and repeat is straight up fraud and HMRC would be on that very quickly.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:34 - Mar 31 with 1978 viewsMattinLondon

Football has always been crooked - in the days of the maximum wage I wonder how many brown envelopes stuffed with cash were given to the club’s better players to keep them sweet.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:40 - Mar 31 with 1926 viewsHighgateBlue

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 21:25 - Mar 31 by skinnybob72

What's to stop them buying the women's team back for 50p next financial year before selling them again to the same subsidiary the following season for £200m.

Rinse & repeat every 2 seasons? Just use the women's team as a way to for the owners to inject vast sums of money into what would otherwise be a massive loss making men's team.


There are rules relating to assets being acquired otherwise than in an arm's length transaction.

I'm not saying they're watertight, or enforced with vigour, but they are there.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 23:24 - Mar 31 with 1797 viewsvapour_trail

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:34 - Mar 31 by MattinLondon

Football has always been crooked - in the days of the maximum wage I wonder how many brown envelopes stuffed with cash were given to the club’s better players to keep them sweet.


This is true to an extent, but it terms of finances, it is royally fcked.

The movement of ownership of community assets from local rogues to autocratic nation states and hedge funds has irreversibly changed the game in a negative manner in this country.

All IMVHO of course.

But I'm right.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 23:27 - Mar 31 with 1794 viewsSE1blue

We need to think outside of the box. Perhaps it's time for us to launch a Bluey hoof-fetish site.

#onlyhooves

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 23:42 - Mar 31 with 1739 viewsPhilTWTD

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 23:27 - Mar 31 by SE1blue

We need to think outside of the box. Perhaps it's time for us to launch a Bluey hoof-fetish site.

#onlyhooves


One of my friends made Bluey, so I suspect we could get hold as many hooves as could ever be required.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 23:52 - Mar 31 with 1696 viewshoppy

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 23:42 - Mar 31 by PhilTWTD

One of my friends made Bluey, so I suspect we could get hold as many hooves as could ever be required.


Really? That would be crazee.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 07:34 - Apr 1 with 1361 viewsbsw72

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:12 - Mar 31 by backwaywhen

Makes you wonder if other teams follow their example of crooked accounting allegedly, can we do it I wonder ?


Chelsea women’s team has a very high market value, probably one of the highest in world (women’s) football being serial league winners, packed with internationals, regular on terrestrial and satellite TV. Therefore Chelsea can apply a decent fair market value to the deal.

Not sure how ITFC are structured, but even if we could act in the same way, I doubt it would give the club much more than a high 6 figure sum.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 09:29 - Apr 1 with 1182 viewsRyorry

Your post was 3 hrs & 19 minutes early Dub.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 09:41 - Apr 1 with 1139 viewsWeWereZombies

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 23:52 - Mar 31 by hoppy

Really? That would be crazee.


Fetish or fetlock ?

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 09:49 - Apr 1 with 1101 viewsSwansea_Blue

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 21:19 - Mar 31 by bsw72

Chelsea have acted completely within the rules. Blame the FA for their ineptitude at how they have attempted and failed to find a way to enforce financial controls to level the playing field.


Agreed. Ultimately it’s lax regulations that allow this to happen. It still kind of stinks and isn’t particularly moral, but it is allowable.

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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 09:50 - Apr 1 with 1101 viewsChurchman

It’s been going on for years. Real Madrid used to sell their training ground to the government for millions and buy it back for a Euro or two every year. No doubt stunts like that are happening in various ways all over the place.

Money, greed, corruption. It is so fashionable. From Trump to Chelsea, rules? Nah, they’re for mugs.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 11:25 - Apr 1 with 938 viewsArnoldMoorhen

I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 22:27 - Mar 31 by Kievthegreat

I think HMRC might have some thoughts it.

Selling a asset at market value (Could argue that it's overvalued still) is easy to do as a one time thing. However selling it back and forth in that rinse and repeat is straight up fraud and HMRC would be on that very quickly.


HMRC would only get involved if the purpose was to avoid or evade tax.

If, in a hypothetical example, a sporting business sold an asset to a subsidiary at a profit, and declared that profit for tax purposes then HMRC would have no issue.
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I see Chelsea made a big profit after selling their women's team on 11:56 - Apr 1 with 863 viewsBlueMoon

Maybe Ashton is waiting until our ladies team is promoted.

They’ll be worth more as a Championship team 🤑
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