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The OinkUn - 13:07 - Jul 9 with 7134 viewswaveneyblue

Now I know I will probably get abuse for posting this, but I have to confess I spend a few minutes now and then, just catching up on the "Binner Watch" thread which is now a glorious 91 pages long.

Anyway, today - on a different thread - this caught by eye - Another gem from possibly the most obsessed Budgie that has ever walked the planet... Cambridgeshire Canary.. Enjoy

On a thread - No excuses, Ipswich have to beat Norwich

It is of course the biggest monkey on their back. The ONE thing they all know has really damaged them psychologically. I do remember them throwing a massive victory party and lining the streets with flares and pyros when we first played them last season. They really did think that would be the one, they were celebrating a win before they even played us. Ended the same way it had done for over a decade of course and yet for some reason they seemed surprised at that.

Of course statistically all things must ends. Just the way of reality. Nothing stays the same for eternity and things are always changing. For as long as we and them are in the same division chances are that there will come a day they beat us and the run will come to an end.

But you know what? The fun part is that even if that happens end of the day the simple fact is there won't ever be another winning run like the one we have had but for them. 16 years. Let me say again. 16. years. That alone rattled them. They were seething with anger with tears in their eyes when we chanted that last we played. Almost breaking down emotionally at just the fact it had been over a decade and a half since they last beat us.

They will never in their entire history get to claim they went 16 years without being beaten by us yet we will forever be able to say that we did. That we went 16 years without them beating us.

And that will always be hilarious.

Just wonder who on here "Broke Down Emotionally" that day, when we absolutely played them off the park and somehow they fluked a 2-2 draw
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The OinkUn - on 15:09 - Jul 9 with 1862 viewsTheBoyBlue

We've never beaten Cheltenham Town.

Just saying.

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The OinkUn - on 15:14 - Jul 9 with 1836 viewspositivity

The OinkUn - on 15:09 - Jul 9 by TheBoyBlue

We've never beaten Cheltenham Town.

Just saying.


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The OinkUn - on 15:16 - Jul 9 with 1827 viewsNthsuffolkblue

The OinkUn - on 15:09 - Jul 9 by TheBoyBlue

We've never beaten Cheltenham Town.

Just saying.


Don't they and Maidstone have something like over 100 years of dominance over us?

There seems to be a common theme about these sides!

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The OinkUn - on 16:05 - Jul 9 with 1753 viewsemergencylime

The OinkUn - on 13:31 - Jul 9 by NedPlimpton

Just had a quick look

It's 14 matches with them winning 8 and 6 ending in a draw

Despite their recent dominance in the fixture, it's still 43 wins a piece. So it's not even like they've had the better of us overall. Just shows how rubbish we've been recently (barring the last few years) and how rubbish their history is general


So in those 14 games (over the 15/16 years), they were ‘Participants’ in 6 of them?

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The OinkUn - on 16:21 - Jul 9 with 1734 viewsbsw72

If having a perceived 16 year unbeaten run against us makes their fans happy, then let them enjoy it, just like they live on the memory of their UEFA cup win against Bayern Munich, .

I say perceived 16 years but their fans seem to forget that in 16 of those years, didn't even play against them for 10.
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The OinkUn - on 16:25 - Jul 9 with 1728 viewsNthQldITFC

The OinkUn - on 13:55 - Jul 9 by britbiker

Cambridge canary is one of the biggest tools on that site. I think even their posters get embarrassed by him.

He regularly posted made up nonsense stating that we were expecting European football etc. I think our fans pretty universally were very realistic about last year and the future.
Haven't really seen anyone stating we will win the championship this season either. Hope we do but just expecting to be competitive this time round.
Cambridge appears to be one of those fans that never goes to a game but has an opinion on everything, which generally turns out to be wrong.

The year we went up was a golden year for reading his incorrect classic quotes.
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He's one of a fairly small number on there who, when they write about us, pour so much utter crap in, in such a shouty and bitter way that I always envisage them as having really bad nappy rash. Quite a few of them have now come to terms with being firmly back in their natural place in our shadow.

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The OinkUn - on 16:38 - Jul 9 with 1712 viewsBlue_Heath

The OinkUn - on 13:31 - Jul 9 by NedPlimpton

Just had a quick look

It's 14 matches with them winning 8 and 6 ending in a draw

Despite their recent dominance in the fixture, it's still 43 wins a piece. So it's not even like they've had the better of us overall. Just shows how rubbish we've been recently (barring the last few years) and how rubbish their history is general


Our recent history against them is embarrassing there is no denying that.

It must end, part of me would take a double over them over a top two place.
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The OinkUn - on 16:43 - Jul 9 with 1698 viewsArnieM

The twa t fails to elaborate how many of those "16 years" we were actually im the same division, and how many ACTUAL mat hes were draws....

Overall he sounds like hes trying to prepare them all for losing to us this coming season. Also, he elects to stick his head in the sand regarding the simple fact we got promoted WITHOUT needing those derby points.

....scum, FOREVER in our shadow.... for eternity..(none of this 16yrs sh it )

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The OinkUn - on 16:56 - Jul 9 with 1663 viewsOldFart71

Yes but don't forget they can write holding more pens and typing faster than we can with the extra fingers. I bet when Delia was younger those extra fingers came in handy and also allowed more Swan Vesta's to be struck at the same time.
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The OinkUn - on 22:39 - Jul 9 with 1501 viewsbazza

The OinkUn - on 14:29 - Jul 9 by positivity

i'd happily lose both games as long as we get promoted again!


Although I fully get the sentiment, the thought of losing twice to them this season, is simply too much to even contemplate.
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The OinkUn - on 22:57 - Jul 9 with 1469 viewsSwansea_Blue

Couldn’t care less about them. I’d be more than happy to lose to them twice as long as we go up. Doing well in the league and playing entertaining football leading to great atmospheres at matches are the prizes. If anything I’d rather not play them as it’s a distraction from our main goal. But I appreciate that many fans on both sides do look forward to the derby and that’s fine too.

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The OinkUn - on 23:16 - Jul 9 with 1447 viewsPique

I just feel pity for this guy, to be honest. Is this really the best he can come up with? It's a bit pathetic.
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The OinkUn - on 23:45 - Jul 9 with 1410 viewsfootball

Cambridgehire Canary really does come out with a huge amount of turd. he thinks he knows so much about the club without actually knowing anything. And for some reason he thinks we are the obsessed ones.
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The OinkUn - on 00:02 - Jul 10 with 1394 viewstcblue

The OinkUn - on 23:16 - Jul 9 by Pique

I just feel pity for this guy, to be honest. Is this really the best he can come up with? It's a bit pathetic.


Same.

Not just for him to be honest. It wasn't that long ago we were in the doldrums they find themselves in, and had little to look forwards to in our season.

It sucks when your rivals have bigger things than worrying about you, so you have to find things to cling onto
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The OinkUn - on 07:22 - Jul 10 with 1282 viewsoncebluealwaysblue

A quick calculation:

There have been c. 140,000 threads on the pinkun since it began, and of those 140,000, the one dedicated to Ipswich Town sits 7th in a list of the most viewed.

Obsessed.
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The OinkUn - on 07:46 - Jul 10 with 1252 viewsNthQldITFC

The OinkUn - on 07:22 - Jul 10 by oncebluealwaysblue

A quick calculation:

There have been c. 140,000 threads on the pinkun since it began, and of those 140,000, the one dedicated to Ipswich Town sits 7th in a list of the most viewed.

Obsessed.


Is that 140,000 in the decimal or duodecimal system?

If that latter it's about 330,000 in the rest of the world's way of thinking.

That's a pretty impressive family wiki, and we sit at first finger on the second hand, you say? Nice to be admired.

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The OinkUn - on 08:40 - Jul 10 with 1198 viewsbluebud

Wow, another post about the unique DNA dodgers.

You realise with all your posting you are increasing the already high chance that we write about them more than us. Just because they have one aggregated thread doesn't actually mean anything....the more you or we go on about them the more it looks like a good idea rather than the near daily multi page ones we have about them.

For example since the last post you made about that thread we have written way way more about them....quantifiably

Total cringe
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The OinkUn - on 10:20 - Jul 10 with 1087 viewsfootball

The OinkUn - on 07:22 - Jul 10 by oncebluealwaysblue

A quick calculation:

There have been c. 140,000 threads on the pinkun since it began, and of those 140,000, the one dedicated to Ipswich Town sits 7th in a list of the most viewed.

Obsessed.


And that odious CC has probably commented more than most
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The OinkUn - on 11:55 - Jul 10 with 996 viewswaveneyblue

The OinkUn - on 08:40 - Jul 10 by bluebud

Wow, another post about the unique DNA dodgers.

You realise with all your posting you are increasing the already high chance that we write about them more than us. Just because they have one aggregated thread doesn't actually mean anything....the more you or we go on about them the more it looks like a good idea rather than the near daily multi page ones we have about them.

For example since the last post you made about that thread we have written way way more about them....quantifiably

Total cringe


There's always one.....
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The OinkUn - on 12:30 - Jul 10 with 948 viewsBobbychase

Not forgetting that the "16 years" is nonsense on stilts. It includes a season when they were in League One and we were in the Championship. And several other seasons when we didn't play each other.

By their maths, two seasons ago, when we hit back to back promotions, earning the club millions and helping pay for a stadium refurb and players like Delap, is a "win" for them as they went unbeaten in the derbies.

Tinpot.

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The OinkUn - on 13:29 - Jul 10 with 876 viewsflykickingbybgunn

The OinkUn - on 15:14 - Jul 9 by positivity

tbf the cheltenham forum ipswich watch thread is now up at 120 pages...


Yes but there is only one word on each page.
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The OinkUn - on 13:33 - Jul 10 with 866 viewsflykickingbybgunn

The OinkUn - on 07:22 - Jul 10 by oncebluealwaysblue

A quick calculation:

There have been c. 140,000 threads on the pinkun since it began, and of those 140,000, the one dedicated to Ipswich Town sits 7th in a list of the most viewed.

Obsessed.


And it only started a year ago.
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The OinkUn - on 21:16 - Jul 10 with 716 viewsBlueBadger

The OinkUn - on 08:40 - Jul 10 by bluebud

Wow, another post about the unique DNA dodgers.

You realise with all your posting you are increasing the already high chance that we write about them more than us. Just because they have one aggregated thread doesn't actually mean anything....the more you or we go on about them the more it looks like a good idea rather than the near daily multi page ones we have about them.

For example since the last post you made about that thread we have written way way more about them....quantifiably

Total cringe


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The OinkUn - on 10:44 - Jul 11 with 509 viewsbluebud

The OinkUn - on 11:55 - Jul 10 by waveneyblue

There's always one.....


Yes, a gaslighter......that's you. Answer my points please.
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The OinkUn - on 10:58 - Jul 11 with 462 viewsbluebud

The OinkUn - on 21:16 - Jul 10 by BlueBadger

And how is the weather in King's Lynn today?


Never been mate. Town is beautiful today though as it has been all week...make sure and drink plenty water.

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