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Minor claims to fame 12:26 - Mar 5 with 3337 viewsDubtractor

Inspired by a thread on bluesky, share your most trivial claim to fame.

Back in the early 00s, when DJing in Brighton, Chris Eubank parked up in his big lorry and insisted on carrying my record bag to the club for me.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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Minor claims to fame on 16:52 - Mar 5 with 415 viewsthorpedo

Dropping my daughter off at Sheffield Uni I noticed a man in a grey suit go to step out to cross the road. I slowed my car and flashed him across. He waved a 'thank you'. It was Phil Oakey - the lead singer of the Human League. I was very excited by this small interaction with an 80's legend, an excitement not shared by my wife or daughter.

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Minor claims to fame on 16:53 - Mar 5 with 413 viewsmellowblue

I was walking up the bottom of Ancaster Road on my way to school when a guy came thundering down the pavement in sports gear and a big rucksack on his back towards me. I smiled at him when I recognized him and he smiled broadly back at me and I could feel a telepathic message from him to the effect of "I'm going to miss that fecking train". As I had just got off that train to London 5 minutes earlier, he was probably right. The man, it was a young Kevin Beattie when he was still living in digs in Ancaster Road. He was late for England his call up a couple of times, once when he had even forgotten his passport.
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Minor claims to fame on 17:07 - Mar 5 with 367 viewsbluester

Minor claims to fame on 16:38 - Mar 5 by DJR

That's it. Our office backed on to Horse Guards Parade, and one side was next to the area where the soldiers and horses are based before they go out on daily guard in Whitehall.

As well as the smell of horses, it was interesting to hear the hard time that soldiers got if, whilst on parade, they messed up in some minor way, including being forced to run around in circles in full uniform on very hot days.

It was possible to watch both Beating the Retreat and Trooping the Colour from the upper floors of our office which are higher than the temporary stands. I wasn't there but on one occasion a soldier at the back of the stand fell and managed to impale his leg on the railing to the garden at the back of our office.

Finally, I was in the office when someone fired a mortar at 10 Downing Street from St James Park. Everything went into lockdown and we were told to make sure our bomb curtains were properly in place.
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I know the immediate area well, having spent 3 years working there.
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Minor claims to fame on 17:38 - Mar 5 with 325 viewsfarkenhell

Minor claims to fame on 13:16 - Mar 5 by OldFart71

Sorry to hog the theme, but back in the late 60's I worked at the Royal Hotel in Norwich which was opposite Anglia television. People like Peter Fenn, Miss Rosalyn (Romper Room) and Alan Smethurst the singing postman all came into the hotel. Along with football players from various clubs and Peter Pointer of Pointer tankers came in with guests on a Saturday night.


Romper Room. Wasn't that a poor man's playschool?
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Oh and also.... on 17:40 - Mar 5 with 323 viewsblueislander

Oh and also.... on 13:29 - Mar 5 by Bloots

....I sat next to David Beckham on a flight once.

He was really dull.

I asked him for an autograph, but he seemed extremely peed off when I explained I wanted Baby Spice's.

He didn't talk to me after that.

True story.


I sat next to across the aisle to Mrs.Beckham on a flight from Madrid.it was an early flight and she looked immaculate. She was travelling with a very large man presumably a bodyguard.

My wife was school nurse at Hazelwick and had the job of applying sticking plaster to Gareth Southgate on many occasions. She says he was a model pupil.
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Minor claims to fame on 17:44 - Mar 5 with 323 viewsPhilTWTD

Minor claims to fame on 16:52 - Mar 5 by thorpedo

Dropping my daughter off at Sheffield Uni I noticed a man in a grey suit go to step out to cross the road. I slowed my car and flashed him across. He waved a 'thank you'. It was Phil Oakey - the lead singer of the Human League. I was very excited by this small interaction with an 80's legend, an excitement not shared by my wife or daughter.


On a related note.

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Minor claims to fame on 17:51 - Mar 5 with 294 viewsfarkenhell

Minor claims to fame on 15:40 - Mar 5 by GeoffSentence

I used to work with the nephew of Ali Campbell, singer with UB40 No idea what Ali was like but his nephew was a lovely chap and he'd also been a professional footballer for a while.


Mrs F met him about 20 years ago. Said he was a lovely chap. Obviously runs in the family.
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Minor claims to fame on 17:53 - Mar 5 with 292 viewsfarkenhell

A few mates and I once sang a song with Jeff Astle.
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Minor claims to fame on 18:05 - Mar 5 with 276 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I've had one of my poems read by Suggs of Madness.

And I've had some lame, puntastic jokes I wrote read by Bill Oddie, who said they were quite good.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
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Oh and also.... on 18:11 - Mar 5 with 266 viewsfarkenhell

Oh and also.... on 17:40 - Mar 5 by blueislander

I sat next to across the aisle to Mrs.Beckham on a flight from Madrid.it was an early flight and she looked immaculate. She was travelling with a very large man presumably a bodyguard.

My wife was school nurse at Hazelwick and had the job of applying sticking plaster to Gareth Southgate on many occasions. She says he was a model pupil.


Talking of flights, a mate had to sit next to Ulrika Johnson and her daughter on the way back from a very messy stag weekend in Copenhagen. I said "had to" because it looked like that judging by his cheesy grinning at us before he sat down. After the flight, he told us that despite his trying, she wasn't up to any conversation at all during the flight. I wouldn't blame her though, we were still drinking in the airport bar before boarding the plane and he must have reeked of alcohol.
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Minor claims to fame on 18:11 - Mar 5 with 264 viewsWhos_blue

I was once an extra in an episode of London's Burning.

My vicarious claim to fame features Sir Bobby. I was standing next to my sister at a charity match in Newmarket in the early 80s. SBR was playing and he kicked a ball that hit my sister in the torso. He ran straight over and rubbed her tummy. One foot to the right and that would've been me!!!

Perhaps my best one is that I've met a Beatle. I met Ringo and his wife Barbara at the Royal Albert Hall in 2000.

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Minor claims to fame on 18:15 - Mar 5 with 252 viewsEdwardStone

I sold a van to some young good looking geezer who was one of the photo models for "My Guy" magazine....the kind of magazine that tells of " real life " romantic drama through the medium of a series of photos with speech bubbles added in

He was on of a pair of identical twins which apparently made the photoshoots much easier because they simply swapped the gigs as it suited

The van was a 1966 VW Split screen that someone gave me....
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Minor claims to fame on 18:37 - Mar 5 with 208 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

On the Summer solstice 1988 my old black shirt with an anarchy A painted on it was flown from the heel stone at stonehenge on the end of a hazel pole during a riot in a field!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Minor claims to fame on 19:01 - Mar 5 with 153 viewsbrazil1982

I was interviewed on the children's TV show "Take Two" in the late 80s.
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Minor claims to fame on 19:12 - Mar 5 with 128 viewsShineyblueknives

Minor claims to fame on 13:00 - Mar 5 by The_Major

My uncle used to help organise the Orchestrelle concerts in the 90s - basically the Ipswich Proms in the Park - big orchestra in Christchurch Park.

There used to be a load of kids running around to help out, going to get the next act, getting drinks for people, that sort of thing. One young lad was very interested in how everything was staged and kept asking my uncle a load of questions - young ginger lad called Teddy Sheehan or something. No idea what happened to him.


I was in a three piece group that played in 1997 and loads of relatives of the organiser were supposed to be getting drinks for the artists but got drinks for themselves. Despite being very underage.

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Minor claims to fame on 19:23 - Mar 5 with 109 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Whilst enjoying a fabulous Sheryl Crow gig at the Shepherd's Bush Empire, early 2000s, I noticed the stage side door open and Bryan Adams stood for a while to watch the performance (he had a place in Chelsea at the time). Whilst the whole audience faced the stage, I clocked Bryan, who scanned the audience and did a double take when he saw, probably, the only face in the venue looking at him. I did a discreet wave, and he winked at me in response.

None of my fellow gig mates believed me when I told them and still tease me that I made it up. IT WAS REAL!!!

Also, when I worked at ITFC, Sir Bobby asked if he could have my cheese sandwich I'd just bought for lunch. I said no. Huggers doesn't share food with ANYONE...
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Remembered another.... on 19:37 - Mar 5 with 94 viewshoppy

Remembered another.... on 16:33 - Mar 5 by Bloots

...I got in a lift in Vegas and a couple of floors later Tom Jones got in.

I said "Alright Tom?" and he replied "Alright boyo".

End of anecdote.


Would that be a common occurrence?

I guess it's not unusual.

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Minor claims to fame on 19:47 - Mar 5 with 69 viewsBlueNomad

Minor claims to fame on 13:36 - Mar 5 by DJR

Talking of boxers, I once saw Frank Bruno get into a car in Wandsworth, and some time later indicated to him at traffic lights in Romford that he could turn right before I (facing the other direction) turned right. Our eyes met for a few seconds and he acknowledged what I had done. Had I acted more selfishly, I don't think I'd have fancied taking him on.
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Bruno has always been a decent bloke
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Minor claims to fame on 19:47 - Mar 5 with 69 viewsDJR

Minor claims to fame on 18:05 - Mar 5 by The_Flashing_Smile

I've had one of my poems read by Suggs of Madness.

And I've had some lame, puntastic jokes I wrote read by Bill Oddie, who said they were quite good.


I posted this on another thread a few weeks ago.

! went to a wedding at which Suggs was a guest of the bride's father.

The singer for the booked band was late, so Suggs took to the stage and performed some Madness songs until he turned up.

On his arrival, the singer said, "How do I follow that?"
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Minor claims to fame on 19:48 - Mar 5 with 65 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I was at school with Frank Bough's kids when he was using coke and prostitutes!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Minor claims to fame on 19:56 - Mar 5 with 46 viewsDJR

Minor claims to fame on 18:11 - Mar 5 by Whos_blue

I was once an extra in an episode of London's Burning.

My vicarious claim to fame features Sir Bobby. I was standing next to my sister at a charity match in Newmarket in the early 80s. SBR was playing and he kicked a ball that hit my sister in the torso. He ran straight over and rubbed her tummy. One foot to the right and that would've been me!!!

Perhaps my best one is that I've met a Beatle. I met Ringo and his wife Barbara at the Royal Albert Hall in 2000.


I am not sure if anyone remembers Alastair McHarg who played at lock for Scotland back in the 60s and 70s.

One time, when I was about 10 or 11, he played against Ipswich rugby club in what must have been some sort of charity or anniversary game.

I was on the touchline watching along with my dad, and one time he landed on me with full force when the play spilt over the line.

Fortunately, it didn't hurt, or maybe I was just very tough for my age.
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