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This SNP Murrell stuff 12:49 - May 31 with 1222 viewschicoazul

…is very very funny
Apparently he bought 108 loo rolls 2 hours before Sturgeon warned the country not to panic buy loo rolls.
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 12:51 - May 31 with 1185 viewschicoazul

He also bought 140 bottles of Evian. Imagine choosing Evian over Scottish tap water which as many people know is the best in the world.

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:16 - May 31 with 1075 viewsJ2BLUE

How the hell do you keep a £100k+ motorhome secret from your wife?
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:19 - May 31 with 1052 viewsRyorry

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:16 - May 31 by J2BLUE

How the hell do you keep a £100k+ motorhome secret from your wife?


Park it at your girlfriend's?

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:27 - May 31 with 1022 viewschicoazul

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:16 - May 31 by J2BLUE

How the hell do you keep a £100k+ motorhome secret from your wife?


Hide it behind loo rolls and bottled water.

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:29 - May 31 with 1023 viewsZx1988

Funny how such a seemingly-astute political operator such as Sturgeon never thought to ask about all these purchases.

Got a bit of an itchy chin just thinking about it.

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:36 - May 31 with 982 viewsChurchman

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:16 - May 31 by J2BLUE

How the hell do you keep a £100k+ motorhome secret from your wife?


Exactly. From the BBC

‘Sturgeon said she had no "conscious memory" of ever seeing the luxury vehicle, which she said was "round the sides of the house which is not immediately visible in the way that we went into the home".

Seriously??

I know SNP is very popular (who can blame them with the cretins down here) and people want to believe her in addition to her trying to retain her reputation, but as porkies go her denial of all this is as bad as Boris’ alien chum driving to Barnard Castle during Covid or Boris’ own nonsense, come to that.
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:39 - May 31 with 965 viewsJ2BLUE

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:19 - May 31 by Ryorry

Park it at your girlfriend's?


I don't have a girlfriend so he wouldn't have been able to.
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:49 - May 31 with 945 viewsTrequartista

I feel sorry for her, but I have a weird over-empathy trait which means I just believe people until I hear both sides, so I'll need to hear the other side before commenting on it.

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:54 - May 31 with 878 viewsZx1988

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:36 - May 31 by Churchman

Exactly. From the BBC

‘Sturgeon said she had no "conscious memory" of ever seeing the luxury vehicle, which she said was "round the sides of the house which is not immediately visible in the way that we went into the home".

Seriously??

I know SNP is very popular (who can blame them with the cretins down here) and people want to believe her in addition to her trying to retain her reputation, but as porkies go her denial of all this is as bad as Boris’ alien chum driving to Barnard Castle during Covid or Boris’ own nonsense, come to that.
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That's right up there with "I DO have a girlfriend. It's just that you wouldn't know her because she goes to a different school."

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:12 - May 31 with 818 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:36 - May 31 by Churchman

Exactly. From the BBC

‘Sturgeon said she had no "conscious memory" of ever seeing the luxury vehicle, which she said was "round the sides of the house which is not immediately visible in the way that we went into the home".

Seriously??

I know SNP is very popular (who can blame them with the cretins down here) and people want to believe her in addition to her trying to retain her reputation, but as porkies go her denial of all this is as bad as Boris’ alien chum driving to Barnard Castle during Covid or Boris’ own nonsense, come to that.
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If you watch her interview with Laura Kuenssberg, rather than read cold words on a page/screen, you might feel a little differently. She came across as genuine - traumatised even - and was close to tears. I felt really sorry for her. If she's not telling the truth she should take up a new career in acting.

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:31 - May 31 with 776 viewsPendejo

Watching HIGNFY it came to me that no-one buys 6 coffee machines, so why would you?

In a completely unrelated thought and in no way an accusation or inference. One could fund a significant habit selling these items for cash out of the back of a large vehicle* in a pub car park.

*Obviously a lorry or truck not an RV

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:53 - May 31 with 708 viewslowhouseblue

This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:12 - May 31 by The_Flashing_Smile

If you watch her interview with Laura Kuenssberg, rather than read cold words on a page/screen, you might feel a little differently. She came across as genuine - traumatised even - and was close to tears. I felt really sorry for her. If she's not telling the truth she should take up a new career in acting.


perhaps as part of a double act in which she plays a school boy called wee jimmy?

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:53 - May 31 with 709 viewsChurchman

This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:12 - May 31 by The_Flashing_Smile

If you watch her interview with Laura Kuenssberg, rather than read cold words on a page/screen, you might feel a little differently. She came across as genuine - traumatised even - and was close to tears. I felt really sorry for her. If she's not telling the truth she should take up a new career in acting.


So did Richard Nixon. Politicians can and do act very well.

Seriously, to be fair, I’ll have a look at the interview. But not noticing something the size of a bus parked up? £400k??

Im guessing it was probably a lot more too but the prosecution mob only prosecute on what they can actually prove. So for example a former work colleague was convicted with stealing £114k from his employer. He actually pinched far more than that but it couldn’t be 100% proven.
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:58 - May 31 with 640 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:53 - May 31 by Churchman

So did Richard Nixon. Politicians can and do act very well.

Seriously, to be fair, I’ll have a look at the interview. But not noticing something the size of a bus parked up? £400k??

Im guessing it was probably a lot more too but the prosecution mob only prosecute on what they can actually prove. So for example a former work colleague was convicted with stealing £114k from his employer. He actually pinched far more than that but it couldn’t be 100% proven.


If there was an RV parked up near my house I probably wouldn't notice it, no. Or if I did I probably wouldn't think much of it. I certainly wouldn't be thinking Lady Dollers bought it!

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 15:23 - May 31 with 547 viewsPendejo

This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:31 - May 31 by Pendejo

Watching HIGNFY it came to me that no-one buys 6 coffee machines, so why would you?

In a completely unrelated thought and in no way an accusation or inference. One could fund a significant habit selling these items for cash out of the back of a large vehicle* in a pub car park.

*Obviously a lorry or truck not an RV


Having looked at the full list of stores & what they sell...

Are there (m)any unsolved disappearance and / or murder cases in Scotland (or whereever the RV travelled to)?

He appeared to have a penchant for really good quality knives and products from Tool / DIY shops

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 15:49 - May 31 with 479 viewsronnyd

Didn't she ever wonder who or what was mowing the lawn!.
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 15:51 - May 31 with 474 viewsKeno

This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:53 - May 31 by lowhouseblue

perhaps as part of a double act in which she plays a school boy called wee jimmy?


I heard she is going on the road and as Elton John tribute act with such sings as

Goodbye RV on the Road
Holyroyd Rock
Hakuna McTata

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 17:57 - May 31 with 345 viewsGlasgowBlue

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:16 - May 31 by J2BLUE

How the hell do you keep a £100k+ motorhome secret from your wife?


The answer is, you don't.

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 18:01 - May 31 with 330 viewsGlasgowBlue

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:29 - May 31 by Zx1988

Funny how such a seemingly-astute political operator such as Sturgeon never thought to ask about all these purchases.

Got a bit of an itchy chin just thinking about it.


A new coffee machine every year. Each one more expensive that the last.

The funniest purchases were the two £350 hairdryers. This is Peter Murrell.


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This SNP Murrell stuff on 18:09 - May 31 with 308 viewsbrogansnose

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:16 - May 31 by J2BLUE

How the hell do you keep a £100k+ motorhome secret from your wife?


It's also the multiple games consoles and coffee makers. At what point does she not ask him 'Peter darling, have you got a problem ? Oh, and can you clear the coffee makers from the kitchen because there's not enough space on the worktops to make a bloody sandwich.'
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 18:38 - May 31 with 244 viewsDubtractor

This SNP Murrell stuff on 13:27 - May 31 by chicoazul

Hide it behind loo rolls and bottled water.


10/10.

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This SNP Murrell stuff on 18:58 - May 31 with 200 viewsChurchman

This SNP Murrell stuff on 18:01 - May 31 by GlasgowBlue

A new coffee machine every year. Each one more expensive that the last.

The funniest purchases were the two £350 hairdryers. This is Peter Murrell.



I just don’t understand how she never noticed the attached

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/art

I mean, even if you can scuttle by the cars, motor home, Bremont watches, Lalique coffee grinders. As she was salt and peppering the chips, didn’t she notice they’d moved on from Argos’ finest?

As suggested by Flash, I’ll look at the interview later and try to keep an open mind.
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This SNP Murrell stuff on 19:03 - May 31 with 196 viewsBlueBadger

This SNP Murrell stuff on 14:12 - May 31 by The_Flashing_Smile

If you watch her interview with Laura Kuenssberg, rather than read cold words on a page/screen, you might feel a little differently. She came across as genuine - traumatised even - and was close to tears. I felt really sorry for her. If she's not telling the truth she should take up a new career in acting.


Remember when you thought that fraud Russell Brand was a genuine article? Like that.

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