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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake 19:05 - Sep 10 with 2170 viewsGlasgowBlue

Not an experience that I would recommend to anyone. Just back from 6 hours in A & E. Same doctor who treaded me for my head wound last month. At this rate I'll get an invite to their Christmas party.

*And yes, I await the McDonalds/Burger King jokes.

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:06 - Sep 10 with 1762 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

The Scottish really will deep fry anything…
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:10 - Sep 10 with 1735 viewsarmchaircritic59

I take it your real name isn't " Mr A. Prone " :)
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:18 - Sep 10 with 1655 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

You could have at least done it to your texting hand!

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:29 - Sep 10 with 1618 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

VAR have deemed it accidental.

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:35 - Sep 10 with 1581 viewsTrequartista

I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:29 - Sep 10 by You_Bloo_Right

VAR have deemed it accidental.


Surely it was hand to fryer and not fryer to hand?

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:37 - Sep 10 with 1557 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:35 - Sep 10 by Trequartista

Surely it was hand to fryer and not fryer to hand?


Hands within the outline of his body (protecting his groin).

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:38 - Sep 10 with 1544 viewsSwansea_Blue

Double post balls
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:39 - Sep 10 with 1542 viewsSwansea_Blue

FFS, no wonder the NHS is running out of money!



(Hope you’re ok)

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:51 - Sep 10 with 1458 viewsFixed_It

There must be safer ways of getting those mars bars out?

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 19:56 - Sep 10 with 1424 viewsIllinoisblue

Air fryers not penetrated the Scottish market yet?

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 20:17 - Sep 10 with 1347 viewsronnyd

Ouch, hope it all heals quickly bud.
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 20:18 - Sep 10 with 1344 viewsCheltenham_Blue

What was her name and what Chippy does she work at?

** Hope the hand heals well **
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 20:18 - Sep 10 with 1340 viewsWhos_blue

Ouch!
Any reason why or just thought you'd try it?!?
Joking aside, hope that heals OK

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 20:27 - Sep 10 with 1277 viewshomer_123

Stupid Boy!

Thought I'd scald you.

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 20:34 - Sep 10 with 1229 viewsKeno

Ouch!!!

Hope you ok

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 21:21 - Sep 10 with 1082 viewsJohn_Warks_Willy

Ouch 😣

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:11 - Sep 10 with 942 viewsWicklowBlue

Bloody hell can only imagine the outcome of that. Hope it heals quickly GB and you haven't done too much damage.

If helps dispel these things happen in threes saying. Within the last 2 weeks I have had a tooth extraction and was mega sick on the antibiotics they gave me for 3 days. I warned the dentist but battled them for 3 days then gave up and had to start the 5 day course with a new set finished on Friday last week.

Then travelling back from work travel to the US, I managed to pick up Covid for the first time. Which floored me this week, thankfully no major issues but only getting some energy back now.
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:21 - Sep 10 with 916 viewsDubtractor

This has reminded me of this episode of Arrested Development.

Hope it heals quickly GB.


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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:23 - Sep 10 with 908 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

I had a run in with sulphuric acid drain cleaner dripping on my t-shirt last summer. Felt like an idiot, and got a small but full thickness burn on my stomach. Thoughtless mistakes happens. Nice little 5p sized scar now, but it's all good.

Wishing you a speedy recovery.
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:23 - Sep 10 with 896 viewsFrimleyBlue

Out of interest, what were you supposed to put your hand into?









Hope you're ok

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:26 - Sep 10 with 876 viewsFrimleyBlue

I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:23 - Sep 10 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I had a run in with sulphuric acid drain cleaner dripping on my t-shirt last summer. Felt like an idiot, and got a small but full thickness burn on my stomach. Thoughtless mistakes happens. Nice little 5p sized scar now, but it's all good.

Wishing you a speedy recovery.
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I get the feeling the warning labels need to be bigger

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:28 - Sep 10 with 873 viewsMeadowlark

That sounds terrible! Trust the pain killers are kicking in and there's no lasting damage.
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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 22:55 - Sep 10 with 792 viewsMullet

How bloody hungry were you?

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 23:33 - Sep 10 with 699 viewscatch74

Ouch - bad enough getting a little splash of oil from one. Hope it’s not too painful now and recovery is quick.

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I put my hand in a deep fat fryer* today by mistake on 01:23 - Sep 11 with 585 viewsBenters

Jeez are you bored of deep fat Mars Bars or something?

Hope it heels soon buh!

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