If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… 17:45 - Jul 21 with 1439 views | MattinLondon | What position and style would it be. My mate reckons it’ll be a sluggish old school central defender I can understand that argument. I reckon it’ll be a holding midfielder but with the right ingredients (players) around it then it’ll become much more than that. It’ll add flair to its game but with no real pace. Thoughts? | | | | |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:47 - Jul 21 with 1413 views | WD19 | Goalkeeper. Just sitting there with an array of garish tops trying to make something inherently dull more interesting. | | | |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1404 views | Romeo4 | Utility player. Doesn’t excel in any position but will serve the team well wherever he’s asked to play. Versatile and well-appreciated by fans and teammates alike. | | | |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1394 views | vapour_trail | Italian centre half. Pretending butter wouldn’t melt in its mouth. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1397 views | SitfcB | | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1393 views | MattinLondon |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 by Romeo4 | Utility player. Doesn’t excel in any position but will serve the team well wherever he’s asked to play. Versatile and well-appreciated by fans and teammates alike. |
Good point. A jacket potato is Micky Stockwell. | | | |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:52 - Jul 21 with 1388 views | Tangledupin_Blue | With butter, cheese, bacon and tomato it'd be box to box midfielder. Add onion and gravy and you'd have Messi. (Or Messy if you're a philistine). | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:55 - Jul 21 with 1356 views | Keaneish | It would be a Jan Molby position | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:04 - Jul 21 with 1330 views | BasingstokeBlue | A midfield/forward notching up 278 club goals and 53 international, before becoming player/manager at Derby County. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:18 - Jul 21 with 1273 views | TractorWood | Denis Irwin. Functional, decent in its own right but zero sparkle. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:20 - Jul 21 with 1265 views | Ftnfwest | Dunno, in shirts v skins it would be obviously what side it would be on though… | | | |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:24 - Jul 21 with 1246 views | clive_baker |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:55 - Jul 21 by Keaneish | It would be a Jan Molby position |
Or, Yam Molby, in this instance. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:27 - Jul 21 with 1243 views | Oldboy | Stick it up front, got to be better than Jackson. | | | |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:28 - Jul 21 with 1233 views | Kropotkin123 | John Terry came to mind. Not sure why though. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 20:06 - Jul 21 with 1153 views | WeWereZombies | No idea but when it comes to shirts v skins games I don't think there is much doubt about which side it would play on... | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 20:37 - Jul 21 with 1130 views | J2BLUE | CDM 7/10 every game, underappreciated. Dolly would despise them and insist they weren't one of our matchday 11. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 20:40 - Jul 21 with 1120 views | Darth_Koont | Sunday League plodder. Probably thought they were someone once with all the butter and garnishes but ultimately they’re not kidding anyone. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 21:15 - Jul 21 with 1044 views | BryanPlug | [content removed at owner's request] | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 21:26 - Jul 21 with 1000 views | vapour_trail |
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Winner! | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 22:35 - Jul 21 with 929 views | SitfcB |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 21:15 - Jul 21 by BryanPlug | [content removed at owner's request] |
ffs unbelievable how it took so long really, well played. | |
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If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 23:47 - Jul 21 with 893 views | hoppy |
If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 22:35 - Jul 21 by SitfcB | ffs unbelievable how it took so long really, well played. |
Indeed. As soon as I saw the post title, that was my immediate thought, and as I scrolled down, was surprised not to see it until near the bottom of the page! | |
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