| Saturday confession 10:00 - Jan 22 with 2544 views | Lord_Lucan |
I've just woke up after spending 7 hours on the toilet having a sit down pee. |  |
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| Saturday confession on 10:02 - Jan 22 with 2513 views | footers |
Mad lad. Sounds very cool. |  |
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| Saturday confession on 10:04 - Jan 22 with 2495 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Saturday confession on 10:02 - Jan 22 by footers |
Mad lad. Sounds very cool. |
Ah, poor old Footers. Has someone upset you again? | |
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| Saturday confession on 10:04 - Jan 22 with 2490 views | solemio |
The nation has been on tenterhooks waiting for this information. |  | | |
| Saturday confession on 10:06 - Jan 22 with 2477 views | WD19 |
Your bladder must be the size of Ardleigh reservoir!! |  | | |
| Saturday confession on 10:06 - Jan 22 with 2485 views | footers |
| Saturday confession on 10:04 - Jan 22 by Lord_Lucan |
Ah, poor old Footers. Has someone upset you again? |
Not at all. In fact, it's my birthday today so missing the game today and going out for lunch with friends :) | |
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| Saturday confession on 10:08 - Jan 22 with 2457 views | Churchman |
The long winter nights must just fly by…
(Thank you Blackadder Series 2, Edmund to Mrs Ploppy) |  | | |
| Saturday confession on 10:09 - Jan 22 with 2449 views | EdwardStone |
| Saturday confession on 10:06 - Jan 22 by footers |
Not at all. In fact, it's my birthday today so missing the game today and going out for lunch with friends :) |
You are officially Out to Lunch? |  | | |
| Saturday confession on 10:19 - Jan 22 with 2404 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Saturday confession on 10:09 - Jan 22 by EdwardStone |
You are officially Out to Lunch? |
You've actually just reminded me, I'm having lunch on Tuesday at the Unruly Pig. I might have forgotten about it if you hadn't said what you said - at that point - and all that.
Never been before but apparently it's awesome - I booked ages ago but they had a waiting list - I mean, this is Suffolk for christ's sake!
Professional food critic ITFCJAKE is often in there. | |
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| Saturday confession on 10:33 - Jan 22 with 2340 views | dickie |
Could you even walk!? If I spend more than 15 minutes on the toilet dead legs and pins and needles ensue! | | | |
| Saturday confession on 10:36 - Jan 22 with 2334 views | monytowbray |
Tell us it was a reverse sit down wee so you used the cistern as a pillow at least? I used to reserve them for hangovers. |  |
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| Saturday confession on 10:46 - Jan 22 with 2290 views | GlasgowBlue |
7 hour erection or tight foreskin? |  |
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| Saturday confession on 10:47 - Jan 22 with 2293 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Saturday confession on 10:33 - Jan 22 by dickie |
Could you even walk!? If I spend more than 15 minutes on the toilet dead legs and pins and needles ensue! |
I still feel a bit dazed to be honest and the day is turning to sh1t. I just had a Deliveroo Pancakes and sausage meal thing and they forgot to pack the syrup!
As for the toilet situation, it's worse than you think. I had a relatively early night as I went to the pub straight after work and immediately got on the prison grade Shiraz. I remember waking up about midnight on my bed fully dressed and I said to myself "Sort yourself out Lucan, if you don't undress yourself you will end up in a right pickle" - and it sort of got worse. | |
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| Saturday confession on 10:48 - Jan 22 with 2284 views | nodge_blue |
| Saturday confession on 10:06 - Jan 22 by footers |
Not at all. In fact, it's my birthday today so missing the game today and going out for lunch with friends :) |
Happy birthday.
Your birthday treat is to miss the football. |  |
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| Saturday confession on 10:55 - Jan 22 with 2246 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Saturday confession on 10:06 - Jan 22 by footers |
Not at all. In fact, it's my birthday today so missing the game today and going out for lunch with friends :) |
Ahhh Aquarius, it's all making sense now!
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| Saturday confession on 11:01 - Jan 22 with 2214 views | solemio |
| Saturday confession on 10:19 - Jan 22 by Lord_Lucan |
You've actually just reminded me, I'm having lunch on Tuesday at the Unruly Pig. I might have forgotten about it if you hadn't said what you said - at that point - and all that.
Never been before but apparently it's awesome - I booked ages ago but they had a waiting list - I mean, this is Suffolk for christ's sake!
Professional food critic ITFCJAKE is often in there. |
Only been there once, as it's a long way from Hertfordshire. It was awesome, and the staff attentive to your every need without being too pushy. | | | |
| Saturday confession on 11:09 - Jan 22 with 2183 views | JakeITFC |
| Saturday confession on 10:19 - Jan 22 by Lord_Lucan |
You've actually just reminded me, I'm having lunch on Tuesday at the Unruly Pig. I might have forgotten about it if you hadn't said what you said - at that point - and all that.
Never been before but apparently it's awesome - I booked ages ago but they had a waiting list - I mean, this is Suffolk for christ's sake!
Professional food critic ITFCJAKE is often in there. |
They’ve upped their game recently to the extent that a Michelin star wouldn’t shock me soon.
Have you been to Pea Porridge in Bury? Absolutely brilliant too. |  | | |
| Saturday confession on 11:24 - Jan 22 with 2140 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Saturday confession on 11:09 - Jan 22 by JakeITFC |
They’ve upped their game recently to the extent that a Michelin star wouldn’t shock me soon.
Have you been to Pea Porridge in Bury? Absolutely brilliant too. |
No I haven't. I think Factual Blue recommended it once and that sort of put me off. [Post edited 22 Jan 2022 11:27]
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| Saturday confession on 11:47 - Jan 22 with 2047 views | Pinewoodblue |
This reminds me of an incident on a pub run booze cruise to Calais. This was in the days before mobile phones.
There were a few empty seats on other coaches so when one person was missing it was assumed they were on the other coach.
They weren’t, they had fallen asleep in the toilets on the ferry. The coaches got back to the pub around midnight, the sleeper around lunchtime the next day. |  |
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| Saturday confession on 11:47 - Jan 22 with 2042 views | brogansnose |
While we're on this confessing thing, I'm finding that I'm increasingly doing sit down pees. For some reason, probably age, my peeing has gone from being jet like to something similar to having one of those hose sprinkler attachments fitted thereby spraying everything in close range.
Delightful. |  | | |
| Saturday confession on 11:57 - Jan 22 with 1992 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Saturday confession on 11:47 - Jan 22 by brogansnose |
While we're on this confessing thing, I'm finding that I'm increasingly doing sit down pees. For some reason, probably age, my peeing has gone from being jet like to something similar to having one of those hose sprinkler attachments fitted thereby spraying everything in close range.
Delightful. |
Glad to hear this, in so much as i thought it was just me.
Might come in useful for irrigating the veg patch in the summer though. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Saturday confession on 12:15 - Jan 22 with 1945 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Saturday confession on 11:47 - Jan 22 by brogansnose |
While we're on this confessing thing, I'm finding that I'm increasingly doing sit down pees. For some reason, probably age, my peeing has gone from being jet like to something similar to having one of those hose sprinkler attachments fitted thereby spraying everything in close range.
Delightful. |
I'm a 99% sit down p1sser and have been since I was 30. In fact I can pin point the date as it was my 30th birthday and I was in Belfast with my mate Southampton Andy, we were in a campervan thing and I caught him having a sit down pee and asked what he was playing at. He then explained the virtues of a lazy pee and I haven't looked back since.
The only time I stand up is when I've got a boner on and that's hardly ever these days. | |
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| Saturday confession on 12:24 - Jan 22 with 1904 views | giant_stow |
| Saturday confession on 12:15 - Jan 22 by Lord_Lucan |
I'm a 99% sit down p1sser and have been since I was 30. In fact I can pin point the date as it was my 30th birthday and I was in Belfast with my mate Southampton Andy, we were in a campervan thing and I caught him having a sit down pee and asked what he was playing at. He then explained the virtues of a lazy pee and I haven't looked back since.
The only time I stand up is when I've got a boner on and that's hardly ever these days. |
I often sit-down pee currently as our bathroom light hasn't worked for months* so at night I can't see where to aim if I stand.
*a normal person might decide to fix the light, but I haven't quite got around to it yet. |  |
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| Saturday confession on 12:28 - Jan 22 with 1887 views | brogansnose |
| Saturday confession on 12:15 - Jan 22 by Lord_Lucan |
I'm a 99% sit down p1sser and have been since I was 30. In fact I can pin point the date as it was my 30th birthday and I was in Belfast with my mate Southampton Andy, we were in a campervan thing and I caught him having a sit down pee and asked what he was playing at. He then explained the virtues of a lazy pee and I haven't looked back since.
The only time I stand up is when I've got a boner on and that's hardly ever these days. |
I'm pretty much a sit downer at home nowadays but a stander at work seeing as the toilets are like a first WW1 trench latrine.
Lot to be said for the pleasures of a leisurely contemplative sit down pi$$. | | | |
| Saturday confession on 22:33 - Jan 23 with 1602 views | britbiker |
| Saturday confession on 12:15 - Jan 22 by Lord_Lucan |
I'm a 99% sit down p1sser and have been since I was 30. In fact I can pin point the date as it was my 30th birthday and I was in Belfast with my mate Southampton Andy, we were in a campervan thing and I caught him having a sit down pee and asked what he was playing at. He then explained the virtues of a lazy pee and I haven't looked back since.
The only time I stand up is when I've got a boner on and that's hardly ever these days. |
Caught my mate having a pee. The classic caravan spyhole trick! |  | | |
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