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Ouch 12:10 - Mar 2 with 3796 viewsPhilTWTD



Memories of David Johnson against Lazio.
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Ouch on 12:13 - Mar 2 with 3454 viewshoppy

Indeed, ouch. I take it you weren't just looking in the Mirror to see about a penis injury?

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Ouch on 12:18 - Mar 2 with 3420 viewsArnoldMoorhen

An injury like this in the Full Members Cup Final, back in the day, would have necessitated an immediate substitution.
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Ouch on 12:20 - Mar 2 with 3376 viewspointofblue

Ouch on 12:18 - Mar 2 by ArnoldMoorhen

An injury like this in the Full Members Cup Final, back in the day, would have necessitated an immediate substitution.


Is that because the injured player might only be counting as a half member?

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Ouch on 12:30 - Mar 2 with 3277 viewsNthQldITFC

Ouch on 12:18 - Mar 2 by ArnoldMoorhen

An injury like this in the Full Members Cup Final, back in the day, would have necessitated an immediate substitution.


Were said injury to result in a permanent and peculiar disfigurement of the lower regions, participation in the Rumbelow Cup the following season would, presumably, be acceptable?

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Ouch on 12:30 - Mar 2 with 3281 viewsSitfcB

And McGoldrick v Sheff Wed.

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Ouch on 12:31 - Mar 2 with 3270 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Ouch on 12:20 - Mar 2 by pointofblue

Is that because the injured player might only be counting as a half member?


Whilst it might be difficult for the referee to judge it, if there was a tip off he would have to act.
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Ouch on 12:33 - Mar 2 with 3260 viewsPhilTWTD

Ouch on 12:13 - Mar 2 by hoppy

Indeed, ouch. I take it you weren't just looking in the Mirror to see about a penis injury?


Not all of us require a mirror to see that part of our anatomy.
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Ouch on 12:36 - Mar 2 with 3227 viewsNthQldITFC

Ouch on 12:31 - Mar 2 by ArnoldMoorhen

Whilst it might be difficult for the referee to judge it, if there was a tip off he would have to act.


I am glad you said 'difficult' rather than a synonym.

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Ouch on 12:48 - Mar 2 with 3138 viewsPhilTWTD

Ouch on 12:30 - Mar 2 by SitfcB

And McGoldrick v Sheff Wed.


Had forgotten about that, actually drove himself to hospital having played until half-time.


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Striker David McGoldrick will be out of action for around a month having undergone surgery today on the four-inch gash to his groin he suffered in last night’s 2-2 draw with Sheffield Wednesday. 35

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Ouch on 12:55 - Mar 2 with 3069 viewshoppy

Ouch on 12:33 - Mar 2 by PhilTWTD

Not all of us require a mirror to see that part of our anatomy.


Harsh.

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Ouch on 16:26 - Mar 2 with 2675 viewsMullet

Ouch on 12:33 - Mar 2 by PhilTWTD

Not all of us require a mirror to see that part of our anatomy.


Microscope?

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Ouch on 16:27 - Mar 2 with 2672 viewsKeno

Not exactly Wayne Shelford is he

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Ouch on 17:49 - Mar 2 with 2536 viewsWD19

Ouch on 12:48 - Mar 2 by PhilTWTD

Had forgotten about that, actually drove himself to hospital having played until half-time.


McGoldrick Out for a Month Following Horror Challenge 23rd Nov 2017 17:01
Striker David McGoldrick will be out of action for around a month having undergone surgery today on the four-inch gash to his groin he suffered in last night’s 2-2 draw with Sheffield Wednesday. 35



I thought you were unlucky to be subbed off tbh, not the worst LB performance I have seen in recent years.
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Ouch on 18:08 - Mar 2 with 2473 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Ouch on 12:48 - Mar 2 by PhilTWTD

Had forgotten about that, actually drove himself to hospital having played until half-time.


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Striker David McGoldrick will be out of action for around a month having undergone surgery today on the four-inch gash to his groin he suffered in last night’s 2-2 draw with Sheffield Wednesday. 35



Didn't Beat or someone from around that times suffer a similar injury?

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Ouch on 19:09 - Mar 2 with 2334 viewsFelstow1978

Was it a Quarter or a Semi Final??

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Ouch on 19:13 - Mar 2 with 2314 viewsCoastalblue

Makes me think of this!

https://www.theversed.com/10170/his-scrotum-burst-open-and-he-still-refused-to-l

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Ouch on 19:13 - Mar 2 with 2314 viewsArnieM

There was a horrific “ tackle” in our UEFA cup game with Lazio at PR. I’m trying to think which Town player got the treatment ( David Johnson? Mariner? Whymark?)…..but suffice to say his manhood had to stitched the full length …the fouls happened in front on the North Stand that night and the crowd were close to lynching the Lazio player. Dirty cheating bar steward!

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Ouch on 19:14 - Mar 2 with 2303 viewsPhilTWTD

Ouch on 18:08 - Mar 2 by Nthsuffolkblue

Didn't Beat or someone from around that times suffer a similar injury?


David Johnson, split scrotum which required stitches. Came on as a sub in the second leg.
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Ouch on 19:17 - Mar 2 with 2293 viewsPhilTWTD

Ouch on 19:13 - Mar 2 by ArnieM

There was a horrific “ tackle” in our UEFA cup game with Lazio at PR. I’m trying to think which Town player got the treatment ( David Johnson? Mariner? Whymark?)…..but suffice to say his manhood had to stitched the full length …the fouls happened in front on the North Stand that night and the crowd were close to lynching the Lazio player. Dirty cheating bar steward!


Indeed, David Johnson as per the above. Stitches to his scrotum. Was as gruesome as it sounds from what Beat used to remember.
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Ouch on 19:22 - Mar 2 with 2264 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Ouch on 19:14 - Mar 2 by PhilTWTD

David Johnson, split scrotum which required stitches. Came on as a sub in the second leg.


Ah, sorry, yes when I read that I was thinking the second.

We never did play Lazio when there second one was here, so it should have been obvious. Doh!

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Ouch on 20:01 - Mar 2 with 2196 viewssolemio

Ouch on 19:22 - Mar 2 by Nthsuffolkblue

Ah, sorry, yes when I read that I was thinking the second.

We never did play Lazio when there second one was here, so it should have been obvious. Doh!


Hardly directly relevant (When did that ever matter?) but I enjoyed the chant at one of DJ2's early games away at Reading: There's only two David Johnsons.
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Ouch on 20:03 - Mar 2 with 2181 viewsNthQldITFC

Ouch on 19:22 - Mar 2 by Nthsuffolkblue

Ah, sorry, yes when I read that I was thinking the second.

We never did play Lazio when there second one was here, so it should have been obvious. Doh!


Was there not a friendly?

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Ouch on 20:52 - Mar 2 with 2083 viewsJimmy86

Ouch on 12:30 - Mar 2 by SitfcB

And McGoldrick v Sheff Wed.


Ohhh yes, the 1 where that midget Keith Stroud didn't even give a foul for it, let alone a card of any colour... sh1ttest ref in the football league that bloke
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Ouch on 21:10 - Mar 2 with 2037 viewsPlums

Ouch on 19:17 - Mar 2 by PhilTWTD

Indeed, David Johnson as per the above. Stitches to his scrotum. Was as gruesome as it sounds from what Beat used to remember.


Did I hear or read that it was displayed in the boardroom at the request of a rather irate Sir Bob?

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Ouch on 21:20 - Mar 2 with 1999 viewsKeno

Ouch on 21:10 - Mar 2 by Plums

Did I hear or read that it was displayed in the boardroom at the request of a rather irate Sir Bob?


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