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Takeaway Curry Etiquette 17:09 - May 7 with 2501 viewswkj

I'm a bit new to the curry takeaway game - usually my rules are simple;

Chinese is for thrown and crown,
Indian is for going to town.

Sadly, Chinese isn't an option tonight, and I don't have the mental petrol to go to a sit-down dinner. So, Indian Curry takeaway it is (Indian Curry > Chinese Curry by a country mile).

Now, usually, my sit down strategy is to make sure I order the hottest curry I can, but not too much that I make a milk delivery system of myself. The perfect blend of looking well 'ard but sensible - but, it's just me tonight and I don't have the beers at home to deal with the hot stuff.

What is a good combination of things to suit the solo customer - also, I don't mind over ordering as leftovers tomorrow is perfectly valid.

Cheers,
King WKJ
[Post edited 7 May 2022 17:11]

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 17:21 - May 7 with 2414 viewsNthsuffolkblue

I always order the curry that I think will taste best. I like to try a few different ones when I get a chance to. Why care about eating something so hot it isn't pleasant? Who cares what other people think? (And who bothers thinking anything good or bad about anyone who eats a particularly hot - or otherwise - curry?)

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 17:24 - May 7 with 2410 viewsLord_Lucan

I like a very hot curry but sometimes the heat can overpower the flavour.

Why not try something less spicy but very flavoursome, I would recommend a Dansak or Patthia.

I generally always go for lamb as I thing the meat is more porous and absorbs the flavour over chicken.

Chicken best as a dry dish IMHO.

I would go

Starter - Prawn Puri
Main - Lamb Dansak
Sides - Garlic Paneer and Saag - and or a Cauliflower bhaji

Breads - couple of chapatis or parathas

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 17:30 - May 7 with 2369 viewsgtsb1966

I'll keep out of this one!!!
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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 17:46 - May 7 with 2307 viewsmarvellous

Either:

Lamb tikka jalfrezi
Onion rice
Garlic naan
Cauliflower bhaji

OR

Chicken tikka dansak
Pilau rice
Peshwari naan
Onion bhaji
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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 17:50 - May 7 with 2289 viewswkj

Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 17:46 - May 7 by marvellous

Either:

Lamb tikka jalfrezi
Onion rice
Garlic naan
Cauliflower bhaji

OR

Chicken tikka dansak
Pilau rice
Peshwari naan
Onion bhaji


That does indeed sound worthy of your namesake

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 17:54 - May 7 with 2276 viewseireblue

Ignore starters.

Go overboard on vegetable side dishes, ensuring a lentil, chickpea, mushroom and aubergine based dish, at least.

Follow Lucans advice on the main curry.

Lemon rice. Maybe one of thin breads.
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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:22 - May 7 with 2199 viewsElephantintheRoom

If you order hot food you clearly do t understand Indian cuisine.

Perhaps a highly spiced piece of dog or some Mexican stuff would suit you

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:25 - May 7 with 2189 viewswkj

Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:22 - May 7 by ElephantintheRoom

If you order hot food you clearly do t understand Indian cuisine.

Perhaps a highly spiced piece of dog or some Mexican stuff would suit you


This confirms my suspicion that if I order hot food I have a deep understanding on Indian Cuisine - As for Mexican food - one of the nicest you can find, if you have the capacity to ignore tex mex.

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:34 - May 7 with 2145 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Chicken Bhuna, Lamb Bhuna, Prawn Bhuna, Mushroom Rice, Bag of chips, Keema Naan and 9 poppadoms

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:36 - May 7 with 2138 viewswkj

Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:34 - May 7 by The_Romford_Blue

Chicken Bhuna, Lamb Bhuna, Prawn Bhuna, Mushroom Rice, Bag of chips, Keema Naan and 9 poppadoms


Good lord, young squire - you have the metabolism of a randy race Pidgeon. My royal throne could not handle the aftermath of all that.

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:40 - May 7 with 2125 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:36 - May 7 by wkj

Good lord, young squire - you have the metabolism of a randy race Pidgeon. My royal throne could not handle the aftermath of all that.



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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:40 - May 7 with 2124 viewsMullet

Lamb Jeera (not him) if they do it or Karahi
A daal side of your spice choice
Garlic Naan (never a Peshwari you're a grown man I assume)
Rice of your choice
Saag Paneer

This gives you decent levels of textures, spice and options with enough for tomorrow and the ensuing flavour/fart interaction to know it was a good feed. Plus you'll glisten at most rather than look like a Tory accountant being audited.

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:41 - May 7 with 2122 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

For what’s it’s worth.. my actual order tonight if I ever get off this poxy train will be a Chicken Rogan, 2 Bombay Potatoes, Pilau Rice, Plain Naan, Bag of Chips and 2 poppadoms.

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:42 - May 7 with 2116 viewswkj

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Crikey, you've let yourself go a bit. Lockdown must have been rough

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:49 - May 7 with 2089 viewsLord_Lucan

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For what’s it’s worth.. my actual order tonight if I ever get off this poxy train will be a Chicken Rogan, 2 Bombay Potatoes, Pilau Rice, Plain Naan, Bag of Chips and 2 poppadoms.


I had an Injun last night from the highly recommended Masha but I wasn't too keen on it if I'm honest.

Main dish - Lamb Balti, it was a bit like a lamb stew with not much flavour.

Best dish - Fish Biran starter

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 19:11 - May 7 with 2020 viewsChurchman

You could go for a lamb sheek kebab starter (otherwise known as a dogs c*ck). Don’t forget 4 poppadoms.

For mains, tandoori chicken, Aloo Gobi, mushroom rice and a bicycle seat (naan bread) - either a keema nan or plain.

As an alternative main, chicken jalfrezi, pilau rice, aloo gobi, bicycle seat

Or - chicken tikka biryani. With that you get a vege curry, your rice of course and to really pig out, order another meat dish - a lamb bhuna or maybe a dopiaza. You can always nuke some of it the following day if too much.

Just had tea and feel hungry now
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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 19:32 - May 7 with 1973 viewsBlueStreak

Poppadum x 2

Lamb chops

Chicken tikka madras
Mushroom rice

Onion bhaji
Saag paneer

Some very cold beer
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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:49 - May 7 by Lord_Lucan

I had an Injun last night from the highly recommended Masha but I wasn't too keen on it if I'm honest.

Main dish - Lamb Balti, it was a bit like a lamb stew with not much flavour.

Best dish - Fish Biran starter


Masha is OK, from exprience - I'm struggling a bit with Indian IP takeaways recently, although Spice Hut on Spring Rd (used to be Cinnamon) do a pretty tasty Biryani.

Last couple of Bekash's have been gloomily average, Jaipur is infinite money cheat, and Bay of Bengal massively hit and miss.

Maharani still pretty good, to be fair.
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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 19:44 - May 7 with 1934 viewsmutters

Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 18:34 - May 7 by The_Romford_Blue

Chicken Bhuna, Lamb Bhuna, Prawn Bhuna, Mushroom Rice, Bag of chips, Keema Naan and 9 poppadoms


Cracking reference, was watching that episode the other night

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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 19:47 - May 7 with 1926 viewsjontysnut

Get yourself to Bradford for a brain curry and sheep's trotters.

I like a mixed kebab starter, chicken and spinach karahi (medium), 3 chapatis and if I'm pushing the boat out a tarka dhal on the side.
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Takeaway Curry Etiquette on 20:18 - May 7 with 1848 viewsSwansea_Blue

Speaking from sh*tloads of experience l, a good flying solo setup is:

Popadoms + mixed chutney tray (bit of sweet, bit of savoury, bit of heat)
Jalfrezi (chicken, veg or lamb according to preference) - full of flavour and enough heat to know you’ve had a curry
Pilau rice (my pref) or a naan of choice for some extra calories (naan and rice if you’re really hungry, but that’s too much for me)
1, or preferably 2, large bottles of Kingfisher

I don’t think you need much else. If you’re a greedy sod, throw in an tikka starter or a side dish (eireblue’s aubergine suggestion is spot on, but may not be for everyone).

That’s my standard sit in solo feast, but I’m sure it’d translate to a takeaway (always better to sit in though, even as a Naans Solo - book is a good substitute for a friend).

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Masha is OK, from exprience - I'm struggling a bit with Indian IP takeaways recently, although Spice Hut on Spring Rd (used to be Cinnamon) do a pretty tasty Biryani.

Last couple of Bekash's have been gloomily average, Jaipur is infinite money cheat, and Bay of Bengal massively hit and miss.

Maharani still pretty good, to be fair.


Maharani is decent but Ghandi is my go to, back in the day the Gulshan was a personal favourite.

And Lucans order is exactly what I order.

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Maharani is decent but Ghandi is my go to, back in the day the Gulshan was a personal favourite.

And Lucans order is exactly what I order.


Funnily enough the one I had before Bekash was Ghandi and that was ok as it happens, Maharani is also reliable.

Bay of Bombay was my normal place go to but that's hit and miss now, they must have changed the chef - before that it was Cinnamon by the Old Times but that went a bit iffy after a while - they all go up and down if and when the chef moves on.

Gulshan - 100%, that was the best by far!!!!!!!!!!!

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