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Man flu cures 18:13 - Dec 14 with 2365 viewsbluelagos

Got it bad, what u got as a magic cure twtd? No old wives tales please,

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Man flu cures on 18:14 - Dec 14 with 2139 viewschicoazul

Bed rest.

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Man flu cures on 18:20 - Dec 14 with 2113 viewsBlueBadger

Hot ribena with rum and/or Jameson's in it.

It won't cure it, but you'll forget about it for a while.
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Vitamin C.... on 18:25 - Dec 14 with 2093 viewsBloots

....those one a day fizzy jobs.

Take about 5 or 6 at a time, a couple of times a day, for a couple of days.

Sorted.

(you may get the sh1ts though)

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Man flu cures on 18:25 - Dec 14 with 2090 viewsbluelagos

Man flu cures on 18:20 - Dec 14 by BlueBadger

Hot ribena with rum and/or Jameson's in it.

It won't cure it, but you'll forget about it for a while.
You can trust me, I'm a healthcare professional.


Is there a limit how many lemsips u can have? Writing is is too small on the leaflet to even try and read.

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Man flu cures on 18:33 - Dec 14 with 2074 viewsgainsboroughblue

Man flu cures on 18:25 - Dec 14 by bluelagos

Is there a limit how many lemsips u can have? Writing is is too small on the leaflet to even try and read.


It's basically two crushed paracetamols isn't it? So probably 4 a day.

I always get the aldi equivalent which is way cheaper.

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Man flu cures on 18:36 - Dec 14 with 2068 viewsBlueBadger

Man flu cures on 18:25 - Dec 14 by bluelagos

Is there a limit how many lemsips u can have? Writing is is too small on the leaflet to even try and read.


Each standard sachet contains 650mg of paracetamol and 10mg phenyeprine. Recommended adult dosage is no more than 4g a day paracetamol and 60 phenylephrine.

So, recommended limit of the standard Lemsip would be 6, which would give you a total daily dose of 3.9g paracetamol, which could be argued is (very) mildly suboptimal.

Lemsip Mac is 1000mg and 12.5 mgs, which would be 4.

Personally, given the costs and the fact that you're basically drinking slightly medicated hot lemon squash,I'd still go with the hot rum and ribena option and buy cheap boxes of tablets, tbh.

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Man flu cures on 18:40 - Dec 14 with 2044 viewsbluelagos

Man flu cures on 18:36 - Dec 14 by BlueBadger

Each standard sachet contains 650mg of paracetamol and 10mg phenyeprine. Recommended adult dosage is no more than 4g a day paracetamol and 60 phenylephrine.

So, recommended limit of the standard Lemsip would be 6, which would give you a total daily dose of 3.9g paracetamol, which could be argued is (very) mildly suboptimal.

Lemsip Mac is 1000mg and 12.5 mgs, which would be 4.

Personally, given the costs and the fact that you're basically drinking slightly medicated hot lemon squash,I'd still go with the hot rum and ribena option and buy cheap boxes of tablets, tbh.


Thx both

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Man flu cures on 18:44 - Dec 14 with 2040 viewsjontysnut

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Man flu cures on 18:45 - Dec 14 with 2040 viewsEwan_Oozami

One 355ml can of Red Bull and 2 x 300mg aspirins daily...

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Man flu cures on 18:48 - Dec 14 with 2033 viewsBlueBadger

Man flu cures on 18:45 - Dec 14 by Ewan_Oozami

One 355ml can of Red Bull and 2 x 300mg aspirins daily...


...and you'll never sleep and bleed to death from your eyes?

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Man flu cures on 18:57 - Dec 14 with 2017 viewsEwan_Oozami

Man flu cures on 18:48 - Dec 14 by BlueBadger

...and you'll never sleep and bleed to death from your eyes?


Better than cocaine! :-)

But only just - and I wrestle with my conscience as I know I'm helping to fund the awful Red Bull F1 Team, but on the other hand I'm also funding Danny MacAskill....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Man flu cures on 19:05 - Dec 14 with 1993 viewsmonytowbray

Big old fat line of coke. The less ethically sourced the better. Ideally purchased on Chico's road and snorted off his front door.

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Man flu cures on 19:15 - Dec 14 with 1930 viewsKeno

You need to find a pure wholesome virgin and then sweat the virus out of your system in bed together

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Man flu cures on 19:18 - Dec 14 with 1916 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

Sachet of lemsip/alternate
Decent glug of scotch
Honey and/or golden sugar
Boiling water

First breathe in the steam to clear your nose
Drink when not the temp of molten lava
Repeat
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Man flu cures on 19:32 - Dec 14 with 1875 viewsSwansea_Blue

Have you tried this? I doubt it’ll cure the man flu, but it’d certainly take your mind off it.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/obese-woman-earns-1k-month-54780

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Man flu cures on 19:46 - Dec 14 with 1849 viewsSlippinJimmyJuan

Make sure you drink lots of water throughout the day. I also used Lloyds' own brand lemsip as I don't drink squash, added a spoon of honey and it went down pretty easy. Apparently you are not supposed to take this if you have high blood pressure.

If you've got a lot of thick mucus, then I'd recommend gargling salt water whenever you feel like your throat is getting a bit too sticky. I'd never done that before but it really helped shift offending articles. I also took Benylin mucus max, not sure how much that helped but I did have really trippy dreams.

Mine is almost gone after three weeks or so. Never had much of a cough but the mucus and snot was 'orrible, as well as the sinus pain in the face. Last few days I have started having mild, occasional sharp pain in the chest. Based on recent ECGs, and the type and severity of pain, I'm not too worried about my heart, but obviously something to keep an eye on. Never known a cold kick my backside quite like this one did.

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Man flu cures on 20:21 - Dec 14 with 1798 viewsCharlie_pl_baxter

Assuming you don't have to do anything else lying down on your back can stop your nose leaking at it all just goes down your throat instead.

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Man flu cures on 20:41 - Dec 14 with 1747 viewsMeadowlark

Man flu cures on 19:18 - Dec 14 by DropCliffsNotBombs

Sachet of lemsip/alternate
Decent glug of scotch
Honey and/or golden sugar
Boiling water

First breathe in the steam to clear your nose
Drink when not the temp of molten lava
Repeat


How often do you "alternate" between the lemsip and scotch?
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Man flu cures on 20:45 - Dec 14 with 1735 viewsSwansea_Blue

Man flu cures on 20:41 - Dec 14 by Meadowlark

How often do you "alternate" between the lemsip and scotch?


He’s wasting time when he could combine. Putting the Lemsip IN the scotch is a bit of a thing apparently. Lemsip in mug, add a good slug of scotch and top up with hot water.

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Man flu cures on 20:54 - Dec 14 with 1698 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

Man flu cures on 20:45 - Dec 14 by Swansea_Blue

He’s wasting time when he could combine. Putting the Lemsip IN the scotch is a bit of a thing apparently. Lemsip in mug, add a good slug of scotch and top up with hot water.


Sorry, that was what I meant.

Should have been lemsip/alternative (cold and flu medicine) plus scotch etc
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Man flu cures on 22:01 - Dec 14 with 1599 viewsEdwardStone

Sorry to hear you are suffering too

I am just starting the slow recovery

A suggestion is to go heavy on the First Defence.... "Up Yer Hooter" as we call it here

It attacks the brigehead that the bad bugs have established at the back of your throat

Like Himars for flu
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Vitamin C.... on 22:11 - Dec 14 with 1584 viewsRyorry

Vitamin C.... on 18:25 - Dec 14 by Bloots

....those one a day fizzy jobs.

Take about 5 or 6 at a time, a couple of times a day, for a couple of days.

Sorted.

(you may get the sh1ts though)


Please do not do that, anyone.

It was my following the same advice from someone else decades ago which contributed to the permanent damaging of my gut.

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Man flu cures on 07:29 - Dec 15 with 1441 viewsDJR

I don't mean to be controversial but I'm not convinced that man flu exists, as opposed to colds etc that everyone gets.
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Man flu cures on 07:52 - Dec 15 with 1426 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Have you considered the laying on of hands?

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Man flu cures on 08:18 - Dec 15 with 1391 viewsRobTheMonk

I've always felt better after a good sweat. Whether that's overloading yourself with blankets, a warm bath, or if you're lucky, a sauna.

Make sure you drink lots of fluids too.
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