| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… 17:45 - Jul 21 with 1438 views | MattinLondon |
What position and style would it be. My mate reckons it’ll be a sluggish old school central defender I can understand that argument.
I reckon it’ll be a holding midfielder but with the right ingredients (players) around it then it’ll become much more than that. It’ll add flair to its game but with no real pace. Thoughts? |  | | |  |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:47 - Jul 21 with 1412 views | WD19 |
Goalkeeper. Just sitting there with an array of garish tops trying to make something inherently dull more interesting. |  | | |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1403 views | Romeo4 |
Utility player. Doesn’t excel in any position but will serve the team well wherever he’s asked to play. Versatile and well-appreciated by fans and teammates alike. |  | | |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1393 views | vapour_trail |
Italian centre half. Pretending butter wouldn’t melt in its mouth. |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1396 views | SitfcB |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 with 1392 views | MattinLondon |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:49 - Jul 21 by Romeo4 |
Utility player. Doesn’t excel in any position but will serve the team well wherever he’s asked to play. Versatile and well-appreciated by fans and teammates alike. |
Good point. A jacket potato is Micky Stockwell. | | | |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:52 - Jul 21 with 1387 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
With butter, cheese, bacon and tomato it'd be box to box midfielder. Add onion and gravy and you'd have Messi. (Or Messy if you're a philistine). |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:55 - Jul 21 with 1355 views | Keaneish |
It would be a Jan Molby position |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:04 - Jul 21 with 1329 views | BasingstokeBlue |
A midfield/forward notching up 278 club goals and 53 international, before becoming player/manager at Derby County. |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:18 - Jul 21 with 1272 views | TractorWood |
Denis Irwin. Functional, decent in its own right but zero sparkle. |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:20 - Jul 21 with 1264 views | Ftnfwest |
Dunno, in shirts v skins it would be obviously what side it would be on though… |  | | |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:24 - Jul 21 with 1245 views | clive_baker |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 17:55 - Jul 21 by Keaneish |
It would be a Jan Molby position |
Or, Yam Molby, in this instance. |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:27 - Jul 21 with 1242 views | Oldboy |
Stick it up front, got to be better than Jackson. |  | | |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 18:28 - Jul 21 with 1232 views | Kropotkin123 |
John Terry came to mind. Not sure why though. |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 20:06 - Jul 21 with 1152 views | WeWereZombies |
No idea but when it comes to shirts v skins games I don't think there is much doubt about which side it would play on... |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 20:37 - Jul 21 with 1129 views | J2BLUE |
CDM 7/10 every game, underappreciated.
Dolly would despise them and insist they weren't one of our matchday 11. |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 20:40 - Jul 21 with 1119 views | Darth_Koont |
Sunday League plodder. Probably thought they were someone once with all the butter and garnishes but ultimately they’re not kidding anyone. |  |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 21:15 - Jul 21 with 1043 views | BryanPlug |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 21:26 - Jul 21 with 999 views | vapour_trail |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 21:15 - Jul 21 by BryanPlug |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 22:35 - Jul 21 with 928 views | SitfcB |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 21:15 - Jul 21 by BryanPlug |
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ffs unbelievable how it took so long really, well played. | |
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| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 23:47 - Jul 21 with 892 views | hoppy |
| If a jacket potato was a professional footballer… on 22:35 - Jul 21 by SitfcB |
ffs unbelievable how it took so long really, well played. |
Indeed. As soon as I saw the post title, that was my immediate thought, and as I scrolled down, was surprised not to see it until near the bottom of the page! |  |
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