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Ignorant tw@t car parkers 15:05 - Nov 10 with 1644 viewsGlasgowBlue

went to my car an hour ago which is parked on an rea set aside for parking, adjacent to a road. There is a car parked right across the dropped kerb making it impossible to get my car out. So I have ..........

1. Checked all the local restaurants and shops. No one has come forward.
2. Shook the car to set of the alarm. Still no luck.
3. Gone back to my place and written a message on A4 adhesive paper basically telling the person what a tw@t they are.
4. Went looking for a traffic Warden to ticket the tw@t and get it towed. None about.

Been back twice and the car is still there. Any other suggestions?

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:06 - Nov 10 with 1602 viewsNthQldITFC

Take up cycling.

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:06 - Nov 10 with 1607 viewsFixed_It

Have you thought about bringing it up at the next Fans Forum?!

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:07 - Nov 10 with 1586 viewsdominiciawful

Yes, but what about those coaches?

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:10 - Nov 10 with 1565 viewsGlasgowBlue

Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:06 - Nov 10 by Fixed_It

Have you thought about bringing it up at the next Fans Forum?!


I've emailed Brett Johnson directly.

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:11 - Nov 10 with 1560 viewsElderGrizzly

Say you heard a ticking and call the Police.

The controlled explosion might take out your car too, but their car will be gone...
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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:14 - Nov 10 with 1527 viewsGeoffSentence

Get a group fo burly gentlefolk to bounce it out of the way.

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:14 - Nov 10 with 1525 viewsSitfcB

Ram it?

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:30 - Nov 10 with 1457 viewsBlueBadger

Keying the side of it?

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:32 - Nov 10 with 1452 viewstextbackup

Smash window, handbrake off, push out of the way

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:36 - Nov 10 with 1430 viewsGeoffSentence

contact the council or police as they are causing an obstruction.

Could try calling 101

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:43 - Nov 10 with 1397 viewsClapham_Junction

You can contact the council and they might send out some enforcement.

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:09 - Nov 10 with 1335 viewsSouperJim

Smear mayonnaise on all the door handles.

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:17 - Nov 10 with 1304 viewsKeno

Smash a window, drop the handbrake and roll it off your parking area

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:18 - Nov 10 with 1298 viewswkj

Wait patiently for the ambulance paramedics to finish their call and thank them as they leave.

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:37 - Nov 10 with 1238 viewsbazza

Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:32 - Nov 10 by textbackup

Smash window, handbrake off, push out of the way


Then out step someone with highly legitimate reason for
Leaving the car, takes a mug shot of Glasgow, smashing the window and sticking a letter
On the bonnet and slaps It on Facebook and twitter.. 😂
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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:46 - Nov 10 with 1204 viewsKeno

Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:37 - Nov 10 by bazza

Then out step someone with highly legitimate reason for
Leaving the car, takes a mug shot of Glasgow, smashing the window and sticking a letter
On the bonnet and slaps It on Facebook and twitter.. 😂


unless he was wearing a mask


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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:52 - Nov 10 with 1185 viewsbazza

Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 16:46 - Nov 10 by Keno

unless he was wearing a mask



That looks quite sinister with the eyes cut out 😂
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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 17:09 - Nov 10 with 1126 viewsleitrimblue

Dog sh1te under the door handle is apparently the correct procedure on these occasions
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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 17:18 - Nov 10 with 1096 viewsEdwardStone

Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 15:36 - Nov 10 by GeoffSentence

contact the council or police as they are causing an obstruction.

Could try calling 101


This....
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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 17:29 - Nov 10 with 1062 viewsMullet

Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 17:18 - Nov 10 by EdwardStone

This....


If they don’t respond try the fire brigade. Best set it on fire first though.

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Ignorant tw@t car parkers on 19:57 - Nov 10 with 843 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Get some on socials get volunteers get MANY postit notes write tw@t on each one and enlist volunteers to stick them all over said car starting with windscreens and widows as that is obviously going to be most annoying.

Borrow some trollies and park them surrounding the car. Colour their number plate in with magic marker.

If actually in Glasgow get a big bit of paper write up the Hibs and sellotape to car

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