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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? 20:35 - Mar 2 with 5995 viewsLord_Lucan

WTF?

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Balls. (n/t) on 20:51 - Mar 2 with 5010 viewsBloots


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Balls. (n/t) on 20:57 - Mar 2 with 4979 viewsLord_Lucan

Balls. (n/t) on 20:51 - Mar 2 by Bloots



I assumed he might be with Ed Balls but I didn't see him on the pics.

I have a bad confession, I quite like Ed Balls

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Balls. (n/t) on 20:59 - Mar 2 with 4943 viewsDarkBrandon

Balls. (n/t) on 20:57 - Mar 2 by Lord_Lucan

I assumed he might be with Ed Balls but I didn't see him on the pics.

I have a bad confession, I quite like Ed Balls


I’m quite the fan of Mrs Balls
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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 21:00 - Mar 2 with 4920 viewsGeoffSentence

wanted a bit of peace and quiet

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Think he was actually sitting next to him.... on 21:00 - Mar 2 with 4923 viewsBloots

Balls. (n/t) on 20:57 - Mar 2 by Lord_Lucan

I assumed he might be with Ed Balls but I didn't see him on the pics.

I have a bad confession, I quite like Ed Balls


....I quite like Ed Balls too.

For a politician the fact that the worst thing about him is his football team says a lot.

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Balls. (n/t) on 21:04 - Mar 2 with 4869 viewsEastTownBlue

Balls. (n/t) on 20:59 - Mar 2 by DarkBrandon

I’m quite the fan of Mrs Balls
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She has admitted that she has no interest in football.
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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 21:08 - Mar 2 with 4834 viewsNthQldITFC

Even Starmer is a good enough left winger to play for the budgies.

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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 21:10 - Mar 2 with 4801 viewsBugs

Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 21:08 - Mar 2 by NthQldITFC

Even Starmer is a good enough left winger to play for the budgies.


Some would say he prefers to play down the right wing.
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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 21:41 - Mar 2 with 4661 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

He's going to nationalise them.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Balls. (n/t) on 21:50 - Mar 2 with 4603 viewsbournemouthblue

Balls. (n/t) on 20:57 - Mar 2 by Lord_Lucan

I assumed he might be with Ed Balls but I didn't see him on the pics.

I have a bad confession, I quite like Ed Balls


Seems plausible, the Shadow Chancellor was in the East on Friday so perhaps they're in the region

It's definitely an area of the country they need to be winning if they want to get into power

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Balls. (n/t) on 21:57 - Mar 2 with 4546 viewsLord_Lucan

Balls. (n/t) on 21:50 - Mar 2 by bournemouthblue

Seems plausible, the Shadow Chancellor was in the East on Friday so perhaps they're in the region

It's definitely an area of the country they need to be winning if they want to get into power


Starmer could possibly have got my vote if he hadn't dirtied himself today.

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Balls. (n/t) on 22:02 - Mar 2 with 4512 viewsMillsey

Balls. (n/t) on 21:57 - Mar 2 by Lord_Lucan

Starmer could possibly have got my vote if he hadn't dirtied himself today.


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Balls. (n/t) on 22:12 - Mar 2 with 4446 viewsfarkenhell

Balls. (n/t) on 21:04 - Mar 2 by EastTownBlue

She has admitted that she has no interest in football.


Like her husband then.
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Balls. (n/t) on 22:17 - Mar 2 with 4423 viewsbournemouthblue

Balls. (n/t) on 21:57 - Mar 2 by Lord_Lucan

Starmer could possibly have got my vote if he hadn't dirtied himself today.


Imagine if he's at FPR for the Brizzle game!

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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 07:44 - Mar 3 with 3993 viewsBuhrer

Its a good hideaway from the national press and all expectations of victory?
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Balls. (n/t) on 07:52 - Mar 3 with 3969 viewsChurchman

Balls. (n/t) on 21:57 - Mar 2 by Lord_Lucan

Starmer could possibly have got my vote if he hadn't dirtied himself today.


Agreed. After today’s shameful episode he’s dead to me.


(Shhh, I like Ed Balls too).
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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 08:07 - Mar 3 with 3920 viewsPinewoodblue

Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 21:10 - Mar 2 by Bugs

Some would say he prefers to play down the right wing.


Lacks self discipline forgets where he is supposed to be playing, always chasing the ball.

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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 08:16 - Mar 3 with 3893 viewsPioneerBlue

He knows about the players being on strike because the capitalists are lording it and the workers are bothered by being held to account for their patchy performance on pitch. The workers are nervous they don’t have contracts for life. He wanted to be a part of the workers strike, low productivity and contracts for life. He’s a fan.

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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 08:29 - Mar 3 with 3840 viewstextbackup

Was there to lick out delia
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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 11:22 - Mar 3 with 3653 viewsNthQldITFC

Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 08:29 - Mar 3 by textbackup

Was there to lick out delia
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Now there's an expression I haven't heard for a while. It kind of implies a set task with a specific endpoint and reminds me of my schooldays!

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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 13:20 - Mar 3 with 3494 viewsVanSaParody

Went to see Delia on how to cook the books
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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 13:39 - Mar 3 with 3450 viewsjontysnut

Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 11:22 - Mar 3 by NthQldITFC

Now there's an expression I haven't heard for a while. It kind of implies a set task with a specific endpoint and reminds me of my schooldays!


And the old school joke

How does Delia hold her liquor?
By the ears
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Balls. (n/t) on 16:19 - Mar 3 with 3287 viewsNthQldITFC

Balls. (n/t) on 22:17 - Mar 2 by bournemouthblue

Imagine if he's at FPR for the Brizzle game!


Sitting on the fence again, he has no committed policies. We all hope he'll jump the right way.

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Balls. (n/t) on 16:24 - Mar 3 with 3272 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Balls. (n/t) on 21:50 - Mar 2 by bournemouthblue

Seems plausible, the Shadow Chancellor was in the East on Friday so perhaps they're in the region

It's definitely an area of the country they need to be winning if they want to get into power


The question is did he borrow Ed Balls' season ticket or Liz Truss' taxpayer-funded one?

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Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 19:14 - Mar 3 with 3136 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Why was Kier Starmer at Carrot Rd today? on 21:41 - Mar 2 by StochesStotasBlewe

He's going to nationalise them.


Some would say he is the Town-era Jonathan Douglas of politicians, drifting around in the Centre ground with no sense of purpose or urgency, reacting hesitatingly to events.

But at least he isn't Robbie Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Savage.
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