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Really annoying but trivial things 20:32 - Jun 8 with 3400 viewsDubtractor

As per the title, what fairly trivial things really annoy you?

My entry for this is streaming services jumping straight to the next episode without letting the credits roll, unless you really quickly stop it doing so.

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I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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Really annoying but trivial things on 20:42 - Jun 8 with 1839 viewsPerublue

Toilet rolls the wrong way round on the holders…my way is the right way …. People who don’t put lids securely back on bottles of liquid .. OJ shake 6 in the morning.. 6:05 still cleaning myself and the kitchen.

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Really annoying but trivial things on 20:45 - Jun 8 with 1823 viewsbluelagos

People that don't reverse into parking spaces. How can you reach old age and have not worked out its easier and safer to reverse in rather than reverse out?

Muppets.

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Really annoying but trivial things on 20:51 - Jun 8 with 1787 viewsvapour_trail

People who stop at the top of escalators.

Short people with umbrellas.

Trailing vapour since 1999.
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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:03 - Jun 8 with 1740 viewsBigalhunter

Eamonn Holmes.

It used to great on here when people let me say whatever I wanted and giggled along - (Rough translation of post from un-named TWTD contributor, 2026)
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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:04 - Jun 8 with 1743 viewshomer_123

Nigel Farage

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:05 - Jun 8 with 1734 viewsEJP

People who walk out of shops, off trains, without looking, straight into the people walking past - do you just pull out of side roads into oncoming traffic? No. So why do it then?!
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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:08 - Jun 8 with 1712 viewsBackToRussia

Rain edging. Spots of drizzle on and off all day. If you're gonna rain get on with it and then stay dry.

Taxi drivers parking in insane spots just because "they're a cab driver". Pull up on the kerb you mug.

Dog owners who think their dog is essentially Lord of the Dogs and all other dogs should kowtow to their dog, and obviously all other dogs are essentially peasants.

Capitalism.

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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:09 - Jun 8 with 1706 viewsJ2BLUE

People who tweet things like "I don't know who needs to hear this but xxxxxxxxxx".

F#ck off.


Those cheap lazy 'content' fillers for crap websites/magazines that are slowly creeping into online newspapers as well. "I'm a barista and these are the things you should never ask for".

F#ck off.


People who go on Naked Attraction. I have watched about 5 minutes of it in total. You go on, get naked and talk in detail about what you want on national tv. Your family must be so proud.

C###s


The likes of Love Island, TOWIE etc. Never watched any of them but seeing the occasional trailer makes me want to jump out the window.

C###s


Affiliates. They would (mostly) encourage you to buy buckets of sh1t is they were paid to do so.

C###s.


The fact I am not a ripped multi millionaire hung like a baboon.

C###
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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:31 - Jun 8 with 1637 viewsBrianTablet

"Look, ..."
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"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot."
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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:40 - Jun 8 with 1605 viewsMullet

Other people

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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:49 - Jun 8 with 1578 viewsBloomBlue

People who are all smug when telling you pointless tips. For example smug tw@t who told me last week after opening a bottle of champagne, if you put a stainless steel spoon in that bottle and put the bottle in the fridge the champagne will retain its bubbles until tomorrow... sorry but who the f**k opens a bottle of champagne and doesn't drink it all and instead saves it until tomorrow. Pointless tip.

Car rear window wipes which operate automatically when you put the car in reverse, simply because you have the front window wipes on. Look if I want the fecking rear window wipers on I will put them on, you don't need to fecking overall the fact I have the rear wipers turned off.
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Really annoying but trivial things on 21:52 - Jun 8 with 1556 viewsBigalhunter

Really annoying but trivial things on 21:31 - Jun 8 by BrianTablet

"Look, ..."
[Post edited 8 Jun 21:31]


Yeah, no, I mean, like I said.

I,myself,personally.

It used to great on here when people let me say whatever I wanted and giggled along - (Rough translation of post from un-named TWTD contributor, 2026)
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Really annoying but trivial things on 22:22 - Jun 8 with 1477 viewsParisBlue

People who sit in the wrong seat on planes. They shouldn't be given the opportunity to move to their allocated seat but escorted off the plane entirely. It's not complicated.

(Chancers who think that nobody will notice if they sit in a vacant business class seat with an economy ticket are exempt from this)

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Really annoying but trivial things on 22:23 - Jun 8 with 1466 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Really annoying but trivial things on 21:40 - Jun 8 by Mullet

Other people


Vous êtes Jean-Paul Sartre et je réclame mes cinquante francs.

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Really annoying but trivial things on 22:26 - Jun 8 with 1450 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Shouty cyclists disturbing my rural idyl.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Really annoying but trivial things on 22:28 - Jun 8 with 1456 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Really annoying but trivial things on 21:49 - Jun 8 by BloomBlue

People who are all smug when telling you pointless tips. For example smug tw@t who told me last week after opening a bottle of champagne, if you put a stainless steel spoon in that bottle and put the bottle in the fridge the champagne will retain its bubbles until tomorrow... sorry but who the f**k opens a bottle of champagne and doesn't drink it all and instead saves it until tomorrow. Pointless tip.

Car rear window wipes which operate automatically when you put the car in reverse, simply because you have the front window wipes on. Look if I want the fecking rear window wipers on I will put them on, you don't need to fecking overall the fact I have the rear wipers turned off.


The smug tw@t was wrong on two counts. The original “tip” was that it should be a silver spoon - WRONG. And neither of them make a blind bit of difference

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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Really annoying but trivial things on 22:32 - Jun 8 with 1441 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Continuity announcers on TV, particularly on Channel 4. Don’t want/need some thick sounding, smarmy, smug git telling me half the storyline of the show I’m now going to watch. Bl**dy barstuds.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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Really annoying but trivial things on 22:45 - Jun 8 with 1403 viewsChurchman

People who say ‘I don’t wish to be rude’ and are. They are rude because they want to be.

People who are constantly looking their phones and messaging when in company. If you prefer to play with your toy, go home and do it.

Unnecessary bad language.

Not saying thank you etc. basic courtesy that costs nothing.

Bilious phrases like ‘managed decline’ I.e. letting things rot and covering it with mealy mouthed phrases

People who don’t tuck their shirts in. Fashion? No, laziness.

Anti-fit jeans.

Tattoos.

Body piercing.

People who drop litter - first offence I’d have one hand of the perpetrator crushed.

People who don’t pick up their dog’s cr@p (that’s much better than it used to be when I was a kid and there was dog sh1t everywhere)

BBC doing adverts. I already am forced to pay for their rotten service. Isn’t that enough?

A weather forecast that says for example Rain: 50/50. That means you have no idea. Just say so!

Traffic cones.

Those stupid new bin collections that deface the front of houses that can’t accommodate them and the contents all get thrown down the same hole anyway.

Michael McIntyre. I could take a baseball bat to him all day long and never tire.
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Really annoying but trivial things on 23:38 - Jun 8 with 1334 viewsMattinLondon

People who stand in front of the line at the baggage carousal at airports getting in the way of everyone else.

Dog owners who call themselves mum or dad to their pet - just really annoys me for no real reason and it’s quite a trivial thing to get annoyed about.

My ex-girlfriend’s mum who came on holiday with us (around 25 years ago) and went topless and wore a tiny thong. Really annoys me -nothing against women who go topless etc as it’s their choice but she just annoyed me.
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Really annoying but trivial things on 23:55 - Jun 8 with 1296 viewsvinceg

Those new screw on bottle tops on fizzy drinks that are attached to the bottle, meaning it shoves itself up your nose when you're drinking out of the bottle.

Beacuse we're so stupid that we need to be told the top can be recycled, notwithstanding the fact you're supposed to crush platic bottles a bit before they go in the recycling, and you need to screw the top on so they stay crushed...
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Really annoying but trivial things on 23:58 - Jun 8 with 1284 viewsFrimleyBlue

People who start a response with "listen"

Well yes i have been all the way through our discussion, you rude prick

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Really annoying but trivial things on 00:24 - Jun 9 with 1258 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Really annoying but trivial things on 22:23 - Jun 8 by You_Bloo_Right

Vous êtes Jean-Paul Sartre et je réclame mes cinquante francs.


I'd like this 100 times if I could.

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Really annoying but trivial things on 00:26 - Jun 9 with 1256 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Really annoying but trivial things on 23:38 - Jun 8 by MattinLondon

People who stand in front of the line at the baggage carousal at airports getting in the way of everyone else.

Dog owners who call themselves mum or dad to their pet - just really annoys me for no real reason and it’s quite a trivial thing to get annoyed about.

My ex-girlfriend’s mum who came on holiday with us (around 25 years ago) and went topless and wore a tiny thong. Really annoys me -nothing against women who go topless etc as it’s their choice but she just annoyed me.
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Second point....

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Really annoying but trivial things on 00:52 - Jun 9 with 1247 viewsarmchaircritic59

Well, I thought of a somewhat topical one seen as this is generally a football based website. Commentators who call players by different names to what they have on their shirts. I guess players have those names on their shirts because that's what they want to be known by. Probably doesn't matter much to your average reasonably clued up football supporter, but to someone more casual, they are probably scratching their heads. I wonder how many times it's going to happen at the World Cup. Simple to do!
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Really annoying but trivial things on 01:56 - Jun 9 with 1209 viewsRyorry

Really annoying but trivial things on 21:08 - Jun 8 by BackToRussia

Rain edging. Spots of drizzle on and off all day. If you're gonna rain get on with it and then stay dry.

Taxi drivers parking in insane spots just because "they're a cab driver". Pull up on the kerb you mug.

Dog owners who think their dog is essentially Lord of the Dogs and all other dogs should kowtow to their dog, and obviously all other dogs are essentially peasants.

Capitalism.


Having in the past worked with visually impaired people, no one should ever pull up on the kerb in a manner which results in the pavement being partially blocked, thanks.

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