| People 11:32 - Sep 13 with 9287 views | BrixtonBlue |
1. Able-bodied people who get a lift to the first floor. Lazy barstewards. Very often fat, and this is one of the reasons why. You've also slowed down my journey to the 4th floor with your laziness.
2. Slow walkers - particularly those who are slow because they're looking down, tapping away at their phone. Can you not leave that thing alone for 5 minutes while you walk along the street? Sometimes I feel like grabbing it and throwing it on the floor.
3. Cars that are waiting to join a main road... but stick out into it a bit, forcing me to cycle round them (and potentially into traffic). Fookers. Wait until there's a gap.
4. People who send me emails saying they want to "reach out" to me. Are you drowning? If not, fook off.
5. Pedestrians. Especially the ones who can't grasp the concept of a red man. It means don't walk in the road, fookwit. |  |
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| People on 14:02 - Sep 13 with 1668 views | SpruceMoose |
In other news Benters seems to have been banned again. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| People on 14:03 - Sep 13 with 1650 views | BrixtonBlue |
| People on 13:57 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose |
Well, this thread has gone exactly how I expected!
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Definitely not how I expected. Think I'd better bow out now. And never post a light-hearted thread again.
And people say they don't want more Corbyn posts... | |
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| People on 14:03 - Sep 13 with 1648 views | artsbossbeard |
| People on 14:02 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose |
In other news Benters seems to have been banned again. |
Elder relative Derek? |  |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| People on 14:04 - Sep 13 with 1641 views | SpruceMoose |
God rest his soul. Back to trimming bushes. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| People on 14:05 - Sep 13 with 1635 views | SpruceMoose |
| People on 14:03 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue |
Definitely not how I expected. Think I'd better bow out now. And never post a light-hearted thread again.
And people say they don't want more Corbyn posts... |
If you'd listed five things you didn't like about Corbyn you might have got a few uppies! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| People on 14:07 - Sep 13 with 1630 views | Ryorry |
| People on 14:02 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose |
In other news Benters seems to have been banned again. |
Did Phil take exception to old Del not liking curry?  |  |
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| People on 14:08 - Sep 13 with 1626 views | SpruceMoose |
| People on 14:07 - Sep 13 by Ryorry |
Did Phil take exception to old Del not liking curry? |
Or foreigners. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| People on 14:09 - Sep 13 with 1615 views | Ryorry |
Ah. Didn't read the rest of that thread, it was making me too hungry! | |
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| People on 14:15 - Sep 13 with 1593 views | J2BLUE |
| People on 13:55 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue |
I thought a) and b) would be obvious - and they should be to anyone with half a brain. Must we really put a disclaimer on everything we post? I credit people with a little more intelligence than that.
On c) you're missing the word MOST (even though it's in capitals letters). It's just a fact that most people who seem to be walking normally are, in actual fact, fine, and don't have hidden illnesses.
I downvoted J2 not for the sticker but for the implication that my good-natured (intended) OP was attacking any of these people. |
I was pointing out it could be interpreted that way.
No issue with the downvote. |  |
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| People on 14:17 - Sep 13 with 1585 views | GeoffSentence |
| People on 13:50 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose |
Actually Dolly, you have no idea. |
All this stuff about whether you can tell if someone is disabled or not is beside the point.
There are able bodied people who do as Dollers said, and they deserve his ire. You just might not be able to tell if they are or are not fit. I don't suppose for a moment that Dolly is advocating a public confrontation with individuals in a lift, just a general grumble at those who are guilty. |  |
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| People on 14:19 - Sep 13 with 1575 views | GeoffSentence |
| People on 14:03 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue |
Definitely not how I expected. Think I'd better bow out now. And never post a light-hearted thread again.
And people say they don't want more Corbyn posts... |
Stick with it Dollers. This is one of your better threads. I think one or two people who come into one of your categories might be smarting a little though. | |
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| People on 14:22 - Sep 13 with 1563 views | footers |
| People on 14:17 - Sep 13 by GeoffSentence |
All this stuff about whether you can tell if someone is disabled or not is beside the point.
There are able bodied people who do as Dollers said, and they deserve his ire. You just might not be able to tell if they are or are not fit. I don't suppose for a moment that Dolly is advocating a public confrontation with individuals in a lift, just a general grumble at those who are guilty. |
Why does anyone else's fitness bother people, though? Unless you're related or want to bump uglies with them, keep your beak out is my advice. |  |
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| People on 14:23 - Sep 13 with 1561 views | Kievthegreat |
| People on 13:35 - Sep 13 by GeoffSentence |
People who assume that people who are sweating are unfit.
I am pretty fit, my fitbit tells me that I am one of the fitter people in my age bracket, though I suppose it could just be flattering me, but by crikey do I work up a sweat quickly. |
TBF it was meant as a lighthearted poke. As I said I'm horrendously unfit, I would be gasping for air after running 100m (if I made it that far), but wouldn't break a sweat climbing 4 flights of stairs. My long legs probably doesn't hurt on that front. |  | | |
| People on 14:28 - Sep 13 with 1541 views | Kievthegreat |
| People on 13:26 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue |
If you can walk up 4 flights of stairs without sweating you're not a human.
Your second point is disingenuous nonsense. Clearly walking up one flight won't make you sweat much if at all. I was quite clearly talking about people who go one floor in the lift when there's nothing wrong with them. |
I'm not sure what sweat has to do with my second point, but you are right, it was a pisstake. You'd just reached a situation where your hatred for a person depended on what floor they took which method of travel to. It was just a joke. | | | |
| People on 14:29 - Sep 13 with 1537 views | BrixtonBlue |
| People on 14:17 - Sep 13 by GeoffSentence |
All this stuff about whether you can tell if someone is disabled or not is beside the point.
There are able bodied people who do as Dollers said, and they deserve his ire. You just might not be able to tell if they are or are not fit. I don't suppose for a moment that Dolly is advocating a public confrontation with individuals in a lift, just a general grumble at those who are guilty. |
Quite. I thought this was obvious, but hey ho. | |
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| People on 14:33 - Sep 13 with 1518 views | Oldsmoker |
When the revolution comes I think Brixton Blue will have me first against the wall.
I don't do 4 though. |  |
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| People on 15:46 - Sep 13 with 1459 views | wkj |
I am surprised Grandad Del hasn't had anything to say on this matter yet. |  |
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| People on 16:57 - Sep 13 with 1419 views | WeWereZombies |
| People on 13:54 - Sep 13 by Ryorry |
Do you have a moustache or beard?
Men who are too lazy to shave (except in Mo-vember, obvs) and expect people to hug their bristly stale soup ...
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I am not even bothering to downvote this, any doubts you had established in my mind about Dolly's point one have just dissipated and I am now in favour of capital punishment for anyone who travels just one floor in a lift unless they are in a wheelchair
and a total body plastercast
and have died and been brought back at least three times
providing they have a decent beard. |  |
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| People on 17:00 - Sep 13 with 1416 views | noggin |
| People on 13:19 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue |
You'd rather I turn up to your important client meeting sweating like a fat boy in a cake shop? |
If you cut down on the pies and took the stairs every day, you wouldn't be sweating after 4 floors. |  |
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| People on 17:02 - Sep 13 with 1412 views | WeWereZombies |
| People on 17:00 - Sep 13 by noggin |
If you cut down on the pies and took the stairs every day, you wouldn't be sweating after 4 floors. |
Those pies provide the extra energy he needs for cycling round all the pulling out a bit cars... | |
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| People on 17:06 - Sep 13 with 1409 views | LevelTheLand |
| People on 13:26 - Sep 13 by BrixtonBlue |
If you can walk up 4 flights of stairs without sweating you're not a human.
Your second point is disingenuous nonsense. Clearly walking up one flight won't make you sweat much if at all. I was quite clearly talking about people who go one floor in the lift when there's nothing wrong with them. |
Using your own argument of one flight of stairs being about 5 steps, 4 flights would only be about 20 steps. That’s hardly Everest.
Just sayin’... |  | | |
| People on 17:15 - Sep 13 with 1398 views | BrixtonBlue |
| People on 17:06 - Sep 13 by LevelTheLand |
Using your own argument of one flight of stairs being about 5 steps, 4 flights would only be about 20 steps. That’s hardly Everest.
Just sayin’... |
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| People on 17:15 - Sep 13 with 1395 views | wkj |
No need for that is there, don't be mean | |
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| People on 17:16 - Sep 13 with 1391 views | J2BLUE |
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