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What's your proudest achievement? on 14:20 - Mar 13 with 2154 viewsWarkystache

Beating Jimmy White at pool in his local in Tooting in 1993, with a bent cue and a tricky black.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 14:22 - Mar 13 with 2149 viewstractordownsouth

Got my ballsack caught in a zipwire once

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What's your proudest achievement? on 14:24 - Mar 13 with 2141 viewsvapour_trail

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:16 - Mar 13 by J2BLUE

It was so awkward he stopped inviting him to 5 a side.


I think that post may well be yours J2


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What's your proudest achievement? on 14:27 - Mar 13 with 2130 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

Pulling my Missus.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 15:10 - Mar 13 with 2089 viewsNewcyBlue

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:16 - Mar 13 by J2BLUE

It was so awkward he stopped inviting him to 5 a side.


That needs to be your last ever post on TWTD.

You will never post anything as good.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 16:28 - Mar 13 with 2039 viewsBlueBadger

As I'm on nights, I'm struggling to think of anything past last week. So I'm going to go with ensuring this week that a dying gentleman got one final beer before he shuffled off this mortal coil.
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I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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What's your proudest achievement? on 16:37 - Mar 13 with 2023 viewscatch74

I’ve got a card from my mum (RIP) saying ‘thanks for coming to see us and cheering us up.’
This was close to the end of her life but before we knew how bad she was.

Please folks if you still have your parents spend as much time as possible. I wish I’d been there more.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 16:43 - Mar 13 with 2003 viewsSwansea_Blue

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:27 - Mar 13 by TRUE_BLUE123

Pulling my Missus.


Yep, that's mine too

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What's your proudest achievement? on 16:45 - Mar 13 with 1999 viewsipswich78

Skinned former Ipswich and England defender Russell Osman once in a charity match. Note the 'once' and I do not care that he was 55 I still did it :-)
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What's your proudest achievement? on 16:45 - Mar 13 with 1996 viewsSwansea_Blue

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:22 - Mar 13 by tractordownsouth

Got my ballsack caught in a zipwire once


#tractornothingdownsouth

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What's your proudest achievement? on 17:17 - Mar 13 with 1981 viewsNthQldITFC

I once managed to flick off a penny that was stuck to the sole of my shoe with some dried dog poo. I was in a crowded train carriage at the time, and to the best of my knowledge, it didn't hit anybody.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 18:36 - Mar 13 with 1958 viewsPendejo

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:15 - Mar 13 by Dyland

Germs do tend to get the hell out of my system very quickly after entering... ;)

In all seriousness, best simple thing everyone can do is take vitamin D for a robust immune system. Loads of people in the UK and northern hemisphere generally are deficient and need supplements. Peeps only bang on about vit c.


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What's your proudest achievement? on 18:45 - Mar 13 with 1957 viewsPecker

I did the full monty in front of 1000s of people at a festival when I was 23. Got a standing ovation.
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What's your proudest achievement? on 18:54 - Mar 13 with 1942 viewsBluish

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:20 - Mar 13 by Warkystache

Beating Jimmy White at pool in his local in Tooting in 1993, with a bent cue and a tricky black.


I’ve been trying to fit this into the tune for ‘Snooker Loopy’, but it’s not happening.
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What's your proudest achievement? on 21:54 - Mar 13 with 1888 viewsSitfcB

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:16 - Mar 13 by J2BLUE

It was so awkward he stopped inviting him to 5 a side.


Explain pls

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What's your proudest achievement? on 23:04 - Mar 13 with 1855 viewsMelford

Getting a tune played on Suffolk introducing.
Captain of the best Pub Quiz team in East Anglia.
Keeping 2 clean sheets in goal at Portman Road playing alongside the mighty Phil Ham.
Winning £200 in a bet by downing a pint of my own piss in one.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 23:14 - Mar 13 with 1851 viewsMelford

What's your proudest achievement? on 14:08 - Mar 13 by Dyland

Heh... reminds me of the immortal line in Fear and Loathing, "YOU'VE TAKEN TOO MUCH!"


It's when you don't come up of it in the normal time you normally do so you have a bit more to hurry things along. Made this mistake a few time with pills. After 45 minutes you're thinking "I've been sold a load of sh!t nothing's happening then 20 minutes later, you're thinking "woah man, these little fellas are strong" and you're on a right old gurn up all night and it ends up like this

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What's your proudest achievement? on 23:36 - Mar 13 with 1844 viewshatch

I’m more jealous of my mate’s answer to this - he beat Woody Harrelson at chess...twice. I wish that was my achievement.
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What's your proudest achievement? on 07:34 - Mar 14 with 1782 viewsChateauWines

When 4 women shared a very passionate time in bed with me

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What's your proudest achievement? on 07:36 - Mar 14 with 1780 viewsNewcyBlue

What's your proudest achievement? on 07:34 - Mar 14 by ChateauWines

When 4 women shared a very passionate time in bed with me


Thailand eh? Amazing what you can get for $50.

Whatever happened to that woman that binned you off?

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What's your proudest achievement? on 07:41 - Mar 14 with 1775 viewsChateauWines

What's your proudest achievement? on 07:36 - Mar 14 by NewcyBlue

Thailand eh? Amazing what you can get for $50.

Whatever happened to that woman that binned you off?


Ha ha.
What a memory you have. No idea

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What's your proudest achievement? on 07:45 - Mar 14 with 1770 viewsNewcyBlue

What's your proudest achievement? on 07:41 - Mar 14 by ChateauWines

Ha ha.
What a memory you have. No idea


Things not so bad now eh?

Good work CW! Wor Rommy was at Cheltenham.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 08:21 - Mar 14 with 1751 viewsKieran_Knows

Being made Director at work at 27 years old last year. Made a tough choice to leave a national company about 4 and a half years ago to join a smaller firm but the move couldn’t have worked out any better and being made Director last year topped it off.

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What's your proudest achievement? on 08:31 - Mar 14 with 1739 viewsfabian_illness

What's your proudest achievement? on 08:21 - Mar 14 by Kieran_Knows

Being made Director at work at 27 years old last year. Made a tough choice to leave a national company about 4 and a half years ago to join a smaller firm but the move couldn’t have worked out any better and being made Director last year topped it off.


Going to Wimpy from McDonald’s must have been a tough choice.
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What's your proudest achievement? on 08:57 - Mar 14 with 1725 viewsKieran_Knows

What's your proudest achievement? on 08:31 - Mar 14 by fabian_illness

Going to Wimpy from McDonald’s must have been a tough choice.


It was, had sleepless nights over it.

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